ITT: We are scientist using pick-up lines

[Ghibli]

We use science for the sake of meeting mankind's continual population density average.

"I find your cranial structure symmetrically adequate and your pheromones intoxicating and appealing to my nasal cavity. You should divert from your common path and meet with me in my sleeping quarters."

[Franke_R!?]

I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber.

[Mutex]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14[/media]

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[Nightsure]

You turn my soft ware in to hard ware.
Oh wait, that's for computer users.

[Nerts]

"How about we collide hadrons?"

For gay physicists obviously.

[Da Man]

[QUOTE=Nightsure;26014372]You turn my soft ware in to hard ware.
Oh wait, that's for computer users.[/QUOTE]

Oh wait, that joke sucked.

[QUOTE=Nerts;26014661]"How about we collide hadrons?"

For gay physicists obviously.[/QUOTE]
Hahah- no.

[QUOTE=Mutex;26014126]
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[Simpleboo]

"How about you, me, my apartment, and a synthesis reaction?"

[K3inMitl3id]

[IMG]http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/screenshots/phl/16105676.jpg[/IMG]

[B]With my brain and your brawn we'll make an excellent team![/B]

[MasterFen007]

I'm gonna stick to you like hydroxyl groups in alcohol!

[editline]12th November 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26017533]I'm gonna stick to you like hydroxyl groups in alcohol![/QUOTE]

I'm gonna stick to you like surface tension in a meniscus!

[LiquiD]

Can I get you'r number? Because I lost mine.

[slippp22]

I want to insert my penis into your vagina.

[Taggart]

[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;26014125]I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber.[/QUOTE]

you motherFUCKER

[Doomish]

Y'know, the universe was created with a big bang. Wanna play god with me tonight, baby?

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I'm attracted to you like a red dwarf to a black hole.

[Troll]

how about lets have some sex. No?

[lilcheeselad]

You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.

[sonictrey]

Let me put my nucleus into your atom

[Lancerue]

You make me go from Homo Sapiens to Homo Erectus. :smug:

[DemonDog]

Let us perform coitis.

[Lithifold]

At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport.

[Xyrofen]

How about we integrate from me-naught to you-final?

[xxfalconxx]

i'm like an electron baby. i can keep going and going.

[Ninja Duck]

[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00441/news-graphics-2007-_441537a.jpg[/img]

[url]http://say.expressivo.com/eric/aisghuibgnuwrthgjbfugyarfjfbvhundduvhqksnichsfnwerihdbkdvgudhgdefnuiofashogniufvhurg[/url]

Click the link.

[fullmetalninja]

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26017533]I'm gonna stick to you like hydroxyl groups in alcohol!

[editline]12th November 2010[/editline]

I'm gonna stick to you like surface tension in a meniscus![/QUOTE]
I'm gonna stick to you like white on rice, bitch...oh wait

[Lord_Ragnarok]

Your curvaceous figure shows fertility and healthy genetics. My broad shoulders show the same. How about we test our fertility?

[KEITH1437]

What a tight rectangular chassis you have muh lady.

[JohnnyMo]

I can tell you've been relativistically corrected because your structure is fine

[Uureke]

I will now insert my acid into your base for neutralization.

[LunchboxOfDoom]

If I was an enzyme, I’d want to be helicase so I could unzip your genes, baby...:smug:

[Frayyyy]

I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves