What did the above user actually said?

[Sumaher4]

OK so here we go.

User says any random sentence and the next poster tells what he thinks that user meant.

example:
User1: I like potatoes
User2: I am a lazy shit. [insert random sentence]

I like ice cream

[Sebixxx]

I like to lick balls covered in ice cream

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Hello world

[Fuckitbucket]

*i hope someone will finally say hi back* [IMG]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg[/IMG]

I like trains!

[plants]

I like internet memes they are the highest form of comedy.

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It's cold.

[Jezedeth]

I want someones train to come into my tunnel

Edgar fell down the well

[Zeldabro]

I pushed some asshole down a well

I like to play Call of Duty

[Fuckitbucket]

I have nothing better to do, so i play one of the most overrated games ever!

I'm Bi, Got a problem with that?

[MountainWatcher]

I'm an attention whore

I like this thread.

[Jugador]

Fuck this thread.

I have a tack.

[Fuckitbucket]

I have a tack sized penis.

I spend most my time in fast threads!

[ThePinkPanzer]

I am too retarded for real threads.

I was bat mans student.

[DSG]

I'm a whore.

I'm a whore.

[Daniel Smith]

I am a scary monster who kant spel rite.

Ninja robot cowboy in my car.

[Nach0s!]

I had sex in my car.

Today fuck cake.

[Lazyboy0337]

I sexually pleased myslf with a pastry today.

Bubblegum and Cotton Candy.

[ThePinkPanzer]

Are my stage names.

I wish batman would return my calls.

[MountainWatcher]

I can't deal with reality, so I escape into fantasy

I grow bored of my wristwatch

[Lazyboy0337]

I watched as I grew a wooden board on my wrist.

Happy Birthday.

[ROFLBURGER]

You're an old faggot and you're closer to death

I'm hungry

[Mr. Gency]

I need to buy some food.

It's always fun when the night is young.

[ThePinkPanzer]

I am rhyming cause I think I am edgy.

I know batman really likes me.

[chinatown]

I want Batman to fuck me in the ass in his secret batbondagecave

I'm in facepunch

[MountainWatcher]

I'm a neckbeard.

I hate Coca Cola

[Nach0s!]

I like hard liquor.

Bird on Lake Titticaca drive there too.

[Dynex223]

I'm trying to fit in so I made some overly complicated riddle in hopes of everyone liking me better. Due to my lack of creativity, I failed horribly and just sound like an idiot.

I love spagetti

[shxwxrs]

My mom still cooks me dinner.

I can't believe it's not butter.

[jbthekid]

I know it's actually butter, but I like the name of the brand.

I'm watching Netflix.

[ThePinkPanzer]

I'm watching porn.

The restraining order from batman's lawyer was a joke.

[Dynex223]

I'm secretly scared of the restraining order, and when I heard about it I peed a little.

[E X C L]

I am too shy to participate in the thread.

I'm gay and I'm proud.