Play on Words HELP

[LieutenantLeo]

Doing a project and I need a play on words/pun with the name Jacob or Jake. Preferably in French.

[editline]1st October 2013[/editline]

I was thinking 'Jakexcellente' but that's kind of retarded.

[MazerRackham]

Jake'cuse?

[editline]2nd October 2013[/editline]

Jake'Taime?

[editline]2nd October 2013[/editline]

Jac Eau De Bie?

[Death_God]

homojakexual

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