If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
Have sex with me or I will kill you.
Did it hurt when you fe- [b] I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE[/b]
Nice shoes... Wanna fuck?
Are your parents farmers because you like a hoe that needs to be plowed
Roses are red and violets are blue,
Please take off your pants so I can have sex with you.
:dance:
Sex Now. Talk Later.
I'll fuck you with a rake.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
hey bby check out my cool glasses :c00l:
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