Any ideas to get rid of a massive boner? - General

Okay, so facepunch please give me any ideas. My boner is harder than diamond, and I don't want to fap.

:fappery:

fight the urge and fap :fappery: [B]Edited:[/B] ninja'd

Fap is the only answer

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;25742217]Hit it [editline]30th October 2010[/editline] No, really, just punch it really hard[/QUOTE] Sounds painful :saddowns:

A boner is caused by blood. So, simply tie a tight noose around your nob. Alternatively, the Chinese had "Death from a thousand cuts", whereby they cut the victim a thousand times (only minor little cuts) and let them slowly bleed. If you blood can't stay in, no boner! Although it may look like you had a period.

[QUOTE=QwertySecond;25742249]A boner is caused by blood. So, simply tie a tight noose around your nob. Alternatively, the Chinese had "Death from a thousand cuts", whereby they cut the victim a thousand times (only minor little cuts) and let them slowly bleed. If you blood can't stay in, no boner! Although it may look like you had a period.[/QUOTE] I would try this but. I'm scared that it will kill my penis.

Stick it in the freezer

How would I do that without being there?

Cut it off.

Or in her pooper :razz: [editline]30th October 2010[/editline] ninnja'd

[quote] [QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;25742217]Hit it [editline]30th October 2010[/editline] No, really, just punch it really hard[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=PvtVain;25742242]Sounds painful :saddowns:[/QUOTE] [/quote] I'd hit that.

think about something ugly

Fucks sake just ignore it

Why do you need to get rid of one? Just flaunt it.

[QUOTE=The Rizzler;25742392]Fucks sake just ignore it[/QUOTE] Impossible when it pokes my stomach.

ignore it, works for my when I'm in the car :D Also I have a badass hat I put over it in case I can't.

Things to think about: Poop Your parents having sex Your grandparents having sex 2girls1cup

[img]http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/5564/gabenewell569x302.jpg[/img] There you go

Machetes can work too.

[QUOTE=Aasokeo;25742706]Things to think about: Poop - I honestly can't think about that Your parents having sex - I would keep my boner Your grandparents having sex - Wouldn't try to imagine it 2girls1cup - I saw nothing wrong with it.[/QUOTE] My answers

Flex your hands and feet to get the blood flowing to them. This can take a minute tho

[QUOTE=PvtVain;25742797]My answers[/QUOTE] What the.. Just a sec let me get my: What the fuck am i reading, picture... [editline]C[/editline] [img]http://www.plaatjesupload.nl/bekijk/2010/10/30/1288434648-860.png[/img]

[QUOTE=PvtVain;25742797]My answers[/QUOTE] Either you're trolling or you're a sick person.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25743129]Either you're trolling or you're a sick person.[/QUOTE] Probably a sick person.

An erection is like philosophy; the more you think about it, the harder it gets. Just stop thinking about it and it should go away. Posting a thread about it isn't exactly gonna help you stop thinking about it.

I watched 2girls1cup again while fapping and I lost my boner fast. Thanks for your help guys.

either fap, or stick it in ice from a freezer

Jesus christ Vain. Is there no end to your stupidity?

Think about your grandmother