Tell me a good reason why i should buy glod for you - General

and you might get one [sp]You have 4 hours[/sp]

Because I'm first to post. [sp]rip[/sp]

Because I'm locked out of paypal for some reason, so I literally [I]can't[/I] buy it myself.

Because I already have gold

Because I am the Emperor and I command it.

Because "I am excellent FacePuncher-er; have been here late october" Really though I have wanted to read Refugee Camp threads for a REALLY long time. :C

I joined FP on July 4th. Patriotism at its finest.

I have a username nobody can pronounce on their first try.

Because I barely missed the gold upgrade post count in like 2010 when my post count was wiped down from them doing that mass archive, then barely missed it again when it was 5 years and 100 posts because they switched it like a month before I became exactly 5 years, then switched it again to only buying it as my post count rose to the goal just in time again? Tug of war gold since 2010.

I joined at Halloween and I can't be bothered to use PayPal because I'm paranoid about something.

First glod given out [t]http://puu.sh/4ou9q.png[/t]

Because I'll give you 3 TF2 keys for that

[QUOTE=ATRanko;42151334]First glod given out [t]http://puu.sh/4ou9q.png[/t][/QUOTE] I freaking love you just for ending the little gold tug of war.

Because you love me.

Because I posted twice about reasons to give me gold in this thread and I'm desperate

I could convince myself that the gold member forums really are nothing special like every gold member says somehow. And animated avatars of course.

Another one, I would like to look at the hilarity of Refugee Camp.

i never use this site

I have been diagnosed with Lackinggoldmail-Disease. It is a terrible disease which kills you within hours, and the only cure is getting gold membership. I have only 3 hours to live. My greatest dream has always to be a glod menber. I am poor and Irish and I spent all my remaining gold to buy wards, so I no longer can acquire glod menbership by myself. I have written this haiku to catch your attention, and to show you that I am indeed the most worthy of your money. [I][QUOTE=A fantastic haiku, by Bordellimies the great but poor gentleman]I am not golden My life depends on gold mail Please save my life, k?[/QUOTE][/I] [editline]I'm actually a fan of silver[/editline] I forgot to mention that this disease is painful as hell

Because i'm a poor bastard with no paypal anymore

i've got a lot of posts and my mom tells me i'm cool

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;42151401]Another one, I would like to look at the hilarity of Refugee Camp.[/QUOTE] yeah refugee camp sucks

Because I'm poor, I have no time to get a job, the bank close when I get home, I have never been banned, and it would be so nice to be able to have 30x30 more avatar pixels [sp]And I have beaten every Touhou game (on normal (and one on hard)) And I only need two stages to have beaten all of the extra stages. And I also beat one of the extra stages on ultra[/sp]

because i will love you forever <3 Also because I got banned only twice in the last 2 years

It'd be nice

Because [video=youtube;DOFAnpb8I3E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOFAnpb8I3E[/video] And I already have it

Because I barely missed the gold upgrade post count in like 2010 when my post count was wiped down from them doing that mass archive, then barely missed it again when it was 5 years and 100 posts because they switched it like a month before I became exactly 5 years, then switched it again to only buying it as my post count rose to the goal just in time again? Tug of war gold since 2010.

Because you shouldn't. Do a RNG raffle or something [sp]and include me in it[/sp]

It's all about the glod glod. and because I don't believe in the OIFY before I can see it

because i give the best blowjobs around here