Yeah it went downhill fast lol.
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kylethekiller entered chat.
[TBG] Bletotum: We are here.
[TBG] Bletotum: Good.
Kozarr: :D
Benie: Uh.
kylethekiller: uhh ok
[TBG] Bletotum: You have been called here for a very important task.
[TBG] Bletotum: We are
kylethekiller: ok
[TBG] Bletotum: The Gathering Of The Blender.
[TBG] Bletotum: You see,
kylethekiller: cool
[TBG] Kill4Joy: ?
[TBG] Bletotum: There are many blenders of this world
[TBG] Bletotum: To govern each food group
Kozarr: O_o
Benie: You sure you're feeling ok?
kylethekiller: dairy i called it
kylethekiller: lol
Kozarr: stfu hes serious
[TBG] Bletotum: But all of you were deceived.
kylethekiller: i know jeez
kylethekiller: uhoh
Kozarr: so wait, im not getting cookies like we deiscussed?
[TBG] Bletotum: Salami, of the land of meatloaf, has created a master blender.
[TBG] Kill4Joy: ...
[TBG] Bletotum: To Lord Of The Blenders.
Benie: Let me guess. The blenders are going to take over the Earth?
kylethekiller: that sounds bad i think
[TBG] Bletotum: The.
[TBG] Bletotum: There is only one place this blender can be destroyed.
[TBG] Bletotum: In the oven from whence it came.
[TBG] Kill4Joy: in your hart
Benie: I think you've been smoking something. I don't know what.
kylethekiller: Probabbly
Kozarr: LOL< WE ARE THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BLENDER MIRITE? LOL
[TBG] Bletotum: This quest stands upon the blade of a knife
[TBG] Bletotum: Stray but a little
[TBG] Bletotum: And it will fail
Kozarr: lulz
[TBG] Bletotum: To the Spoiling of all.
[TBG] Kill4Joy: ...
kylethekiller: noooooooooooooooo
[TBG] Bletotum: The question is
Benie: Are you crazy?
[TBG] Bletotum: Which of you will carry this burden.
kylethekiller: hes high...i can tell
Kozarr: I WILL
[TBG] Kill4Joy: I WILL
[TBG] Kill4Joy: lol
Kozarr: hah, too late bitches
kylethekiller: MEMEMEMEMEME
Kozarr: i called dibs first
kylethekiller: IF HE DIES I CAL SECOND
[TBG] Kill4Joy: I SHALL MY LOARD
kylethekiller: CALL*
kylethekiller: lol
[TBG] Bletotum: *Benie stands up and speaks meatloafian. Everyone stfu's.*
Benie: I'm speaking what?
[TBG] Kill4Joy: 1 question WHAT THE FUCK
[TBG] Bletotum: Only the bread can do this task.
kylethekiller: *closes mouth*
kylethekiller: im bread
[TBG] Bletotum: And that is kill4joy.
[TBG] Kill4Joy: i shal be the best lofe i can
kylethekiller: damn
[TBG] Bletotum: He is most immune.
Kozarr: lolwtf?
kylethekiller: loaf lol NO HOMO
[TBG] Bletotum: To the blender's spinning corruption.
Benie: Unfunny troll is unfunny.
[TBG] Bletotum: Benie.
Kozarr: STFU BENIE HES FUNNY AS HELL
[TBG] Bletotum: You will be the guide.
Kozarr: haha
[TBG] Bletotum: To lead kill to the burnt gate of meatloaf.
kylethekiller: im lovin it im sittin here crackin up
[TBG] Kill4Joy: !
[TBG] Bletotum: Who will defend him?
Kozarr: wtf is my task then???
Kozarr: I WILL
kylethekiller: what video game is meatlofia located in??
Kozarr: I GOT HAX
Kozarr: HE SHALL HAVE MY HAX
Kozarr: :DDDDDDD
[TBG] Kill4Joy: WHAT ABOUT BUTTER, SIR
Kozarr: that too
kylethekiller: AND JAM
[TBG] Bletotum: There is no second breakfast on this journey.
Kozarr: lol k
[TBG] Kill4Joy: but the butter?
kylethekiller: is there lunch?
[TBG] Bletotum: Our next matter:
kylethekiller: or dinner?
[TBG] Kill4Joy: MILK!!!!!!!!!!
kylethekiller: or fourthmeal?
[TBG] Bletotum: Afternoon tea?
kylethekiller: ok
Benie: (Benie left the server | Reason: Bletotum's on crack)
Benie left chat.
Kozarr: :O
[TBG] Kill4Joy: lol
kylethekiller: screw him anyway
kylethekiller: you were sayin
[TBG] Bletotum: Benie has fallen to fire and crisp.
kylethekiller: yes
Kozarr: lo0l hes got to be the food version of borimir
Kozarr: lolol
[TBG] Bletotum: Our next matter:
[TBG] Bletotum: Eyes'n'guard.
kylethekiller: yes
[TBG] Bletotum: The most dangerous recipe of this world.
Bsk8r #Failure disconnected.
[TBG] Kill4Joy: BAM THE DOOR EXPLODES AND A MUFFIN WALKS IN WHAT DO YOU DO?
[TBG] Bletotum: FIIIIIIIGHT
kylethekiller: sounds tasty
[TBG] Bletotum: KOZARR TO ARMS
[TBG] Kill4Joy: NO HE HAS A GUN
kylethekiller: FIGHT
[TBG] Kill4Joy: HE KILLS YOU
[TBG] Kill4Joy: YOU FAILED
kylethekiller: I GOT THE ICING GUN
[TBG] Kill4Joy: RESTART?
Kozarr: takes his large enchented butter knife and slices the muffin in half
[TBG] Bletotum: *Kill4joy is impaled*
kylethekiller: *BOOM HEADSHOT*
[TBG] Kill4Joy: BAM THE DOOR EXPLODES AND A MUFFIN WALKS IN WHAT DO YOU DO?
[TBG] Bletotum: *Kill4joy was wearing meatthrill.*
Kozarr: slice muffin in half
kylethekiller: *BOOM HEADSHOT*
[TBG] Kill4Joy: YEA BUT HE IS NOW @ MUFFINS
Kozarr disconnected.
[TBG] Bletotum: YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR TASK SERIOUSLY.
Kozarr entered chat.
kylethekiller: HOLY SHIT A CUPCAKE!!
Kozarr: i do
[TBG] Bletotum: YOU DO NOT TAKE YUOR TASK SERIOUSLY.
[TBG] Kill4Joy: CAP CAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!
[TBG] Bletotum: YOUR.
kylethekiller: CPA HIS ASS
kylethekiller: CAP*
[TBG] Bletotum: We can no longer depend on the strength of bra--WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
[TBG] Kill4Joy: I AM SUPER CERIL
[TBG] Bletotum is killed.
[TBG] Bletotum left chat.
[TBG] Kill4Joy: NOOO
Kozarr takes his butter knife and kill all the enemies such as teh muffin
kylethekiller: hes dead oh no
[TBG] Kill4Joy: NOOO
[TBG] Kill4Joy: KNOWS
kylethekiller: I must reign over as his succesor
[TBG] Kill4Joy: NO
[TBG] Kill4Joy left chat.
Kozarr: lol fuk u
Kozarr: im succesor
Kozarr: GAWD
kylethekiller: ok he was high
Kozarr: lolol
Kozarr: probobly
Kozarr: XDDDDD
kylethekiller: go ahead im kinda watching youtube
Kozarr: :D
kylethekiller: I was like oh shit recording a nother movie damn
Kozarr leads the fellowship to eye'n'guord and they destroy the toaster
Kozarr: WE WIN
kylethekiller: *and kills lord blender bitch*
Kozarr: WOOT
kylethekiller: pce man
Kozarr then throws in the blender t
[TBG] Bletotum: ONOE.
Kozarr: aya
Kozarr: yay
kylethekiller: i revived him!!
Kozarr: blet
Kozarr: ur alive
Kozarr: thank goawd
kylethekiller: phww
kylethekiller: GET THE AK'S ANOTHER SAWRM OF MUFFINS!!
kylethekiller: *BANGBANGBANG*
Kozarr Screams: GET OT THE CHOPPAAAAA" and then gets into choppa and kill all the muffins
[TBG] Bletotum: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
kylethekiller: how do you do that blue text
Kozarr: idk
Kozarr: /me
[TBG] Bletotum: ./me
Kozarr har
kylethekiller: ./me ok
Kozarr: /urmom
Kozarr: /urmom harrr
kylethekiller: lol
Kozarr: nops
Delta MR-59 entered chat.
kylethekiller ok
[TBG] Bletotum: LORD SALAMY IS OUTHAR STILL.
[TBG] Bletotum: RUNNN
kylethekiller lol
Delta MR-59: :l
Kozarr: we killed ho,
[TBG] Bletotum: KNIVES ARE NO MORE USE HERE
kylethekiller gets in a vette and take off
kylethekiller runs over lots of muffins
Delta MR-59: >:O
[TBG] Bletotum: OH EM GEE
Kozarr eats the fuxorz salami dude
Kozarr: i win
[TBG] Bletotum: ITS A HUMAN
[TBG] Bletotum: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
[TBG] Bletotum: *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
[TBG] Bletotum is eaten.
Delta MR-59: What the hell is all this. :l
Kozarr: O HAI
Delta MR-59: What the hell was all of that for?
[TBG] Bletotum: RUUUUUUUUUUUN
Delta MR-59: :L
[TBG] Bletotum: HES TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE FOOD PYRAMID
[TBG] Bletotum: THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF THE BREADS
Delta MR-59: NOT THE FOOD PYRAMID
[TBG] Bletotum: BENIE
[TBG] Bletotum: WE MUST TURN BACK
Delta MR-59: :L
[TBG] Bletotum: I know
[TBG] Bletotum: -
[TBG] Bletotum: WE NEED
[TBG] Bletotum: CHARLIIIE'S
[TBG] Bletotum: HELP
[TBG] Bletotum: TO CANDY MOUNTAIN
Delta MR-59: DURACEL BATTERIES?!
[TBG] Bletotum: YES
[TBG] Bletotum: WE BUY THEM FROM THE LEOPLURIDON
[TBG] Bletotum: OVER THERE
Delta MR-59: I'm not getting near that thing.
[SRH!] Phantom entered chat.
Kozarr: LOL HAI PHANTOM
[SRH!] Phantom: HAI
Kozarr: :D
Delta MR-59: GAH YOU ARE ALL DRIVING ME INSANE!
Kozarr: we are the fellow ship of the blender
Mr.angry entered chat.
Mr.angry: what.
[TBG] Bletotum: THE FELLOWSHIT OF THE BLENDER.
Delta MR-59: I have no idea.
Mr.angry: uhhh
Mr.angry: okay, Blet..
[SRH!]Drakehawke entered chat.
[SRH!] Phantom: I am t3h midget ina costume
[TBG] Bletotum: :V.
HDS_Last Survivor is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
HDS_Last Survivor entered chat.
Kozarr: DRAKEH
[TBG] Bletotum: RUN
Kozarr: :DDDDDDD
[SRH!]Drakehawke: Wuts up
Kozarr: SURVIOR
[TBG] Bletotum: RUNNN
Kozarr: :DDDDDDD
Kozarr: lololol
Kozarr: idk
HDS_Last Survivor: wut is this
Delta MR-59: I feel like the only sane person here. :L
[TBG] Bletotum: WE NEED TO KILL THE LORD OF THE BLENDERS
[TBG] Bletotum: SALAMI
Kozarr: we are the fellowship of the blender
[TBG] Bletotum: OF THE LANDOF MEATLOAF
HDS_Last Survivor: im scared
Kozarr: halp us fight lord salami
Delta MR-59: HOLD ME
Delta MR-59: D:
Kozarr: you help us drakeh?
[TBG] Bletotum: We already killed eyes'n'guard.
[TBG] Bletotum: The dangerous recipe' of old.
Delta MR-59: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??! D:
Kozarr: it was hard but we brought justice to the recipe' of old
[TBG] Bletotum: With the use of the salt's.
RAG entered chat.
Kozarr: hai rag
Tyler entered chat.
RAG: oh noes
RAG: its blet
Delta MR-59: How many people are you guys inviting?
RAG: HEY KOZAR
Kozarr: :O
Tyler: LOLHAIGUISE
Kozarr: HAI RAG :DDDD
Delta MR-59: SEIZURE
Kozarr: silly tyler
[TBG] Bletotum: He needs a lesson
One of Many entered chat.
Kozarr: hai many
[TBG] Bletotum: I say we let lord salamy rape him.
One of Many disconnected.
Delta MR-59: Can you guys tell me one thing?
[TBG] Bletotum: Lols.
Delta MR-59: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
[TBG] Bletotum: WE ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THE ONE BLENDER
Kozarr: omfg pay attention to the chat
[TBG] Bletotum: ITS MIN
One of Many entered chat.
[TBG] Bletotum: MY OWN
[TBG] Bletotum: MYYY
Kozarr: MANY
Kozarr: STAY
[TBG] Bletotum: BLENDERRR.
One of Many disconnected.
Delta MR-59: :L
LOL CAT! has changed their name to [ƒcƒc] Furry Space Cock Fox.
[ƒcƒc] Furry Space Cock Fox entered chat.
Tyler was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum.
Delta MR-59: You guys need to lay off the drugs.
[TBG] Bletotum: :D.
Kozarr: :(
Tyler entered chat.
Kozarr: :D
[TBG] Bletotum: WHY does the lord of the blenders need to die?
[TBG] Bletotum: BECAUSE
[ƒcƒc] Furry Space Cock Fox disconnected.
Tyler disconnected.
HDS_Last Survivor: are we still talking about killing someone
[TBG] Bletotum: HE WILL SPOIL EVERYTHINNG
[TBG] Bletotum: THE WHOLE LAND OF MIDDLE COOKED.
Delta MR-59: Can I get back to Gmod? :L
Tyler entered chat.
Tyler: Fag
Tyler: gtfo
Kozarr: no u cant
Kozarr: :O
[TBG] Bletotum: ALL THAT WAS ONCE GREASY AND GOOD IN THIS WORLD WILL BE GONE
Tyler: Not you kozarr, Bletotum.
Kozarr: silleh tyler
[TBG] Bletotum: THAT MEANS NO MOAR FRIES
[TBG] Bletotum: BURGERZ[andlolcats]
[TBG] Bletotum: ONOE
Delta MR-59: OH NOES
[TBG] Bletotum: NOT THE LOLCATS
Tyler: That means you need to shut the fuck up.
[TBG] Bletotum: TYLER DO YOU NOT SEE YOURPURPOSE HERE?
[TBG] Bletotum: YOU ARE THE FELLOWSHIT OF THE BLENDER!
[TBG] Bletotum: STAND
[TBG] Bletotum: AND FIGHT
Kozarr: TYLER THIS IS IMPORTANT
Kozarr: LOL
Delta MR-59: HE DOES NOT FOR HE IS A HU-MAN!
Tyler: This is gay, Bye.
[TBG] Bletotum: WHO HErE CAN WITHSTAND THE CURRUPTION OF THE BLENDUHR?
Kozarr: i can withstand the belnder
[TBG] Bletotum: ARE YOU BREAD?
Kozarr: yes
[TBG] Bletotum: WELCOME ABOARD FAGIT :D.
Delta MR-59: I can play gmod. Does that count?
[TBG] Bletotum: Lols.
Kozarr: :D
[TBG] Bletotum: Can you lua?
[SRH!] Phantom entered chat.
Delta MR-59: I edit lua. :L
[SRH!] Phantom: lolololololololololololololololo
[TBG] Bletotum: Can you hax?
Tyler entered chat.
Delta MR-59: I would have been VAC banned years ago if I did.
Kozarr: lol
RAG: how did hhathappen
RAG: IS BLET A GLOBAL MODERATOR
[TBG] Bletotum: I meant lua hax.
RAG: ;O
HDS_Last Survivor left chat.
Delta MR-59: :L Can I change my statement?
[TBG] Bletotum: Yes.
RAG: i are playing fallout
Delta MR-59: I mod Smod. :L
[TBG] Bletotum: THEN WELCOME ABOARD
[TBG] Bletotum: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND LETS GET STARTED
Delta MR-59: HELL NO
[TBG] Bletotum: TIMe FOR YER PROSTATE EXAM
[TBG] Bletotum: DUN CHA' NO
Delta MR-59 shoots blet
[TBG] Bletotum snaps latex glove.
[TBG] Bletotum: ARMOR BISH
[TBG] Bletotum: .
Delta MR-59 had armor piercing rounds
Delta MR-59: :L
[TBG] Bletotum is awesome.
Delta MR-59: God damnit
Delta MR-59: GOD DAMNIT
HDS_Last Survivor: back again
[TBG] Bletotum: If you leave the chat, gtfo it, please.
Kozarr: hai survivor
[TBG] Bletotum: Starting now lol.
Kozarr: dont leave survivor
HDS_Last Survivor: lol k
[TBG] Bletotum: This is for FP.
[TBG] Bletotum: I can edit out spam :D.
Tyler entered chat.
HDS_Last Survivor: im rly scared now
Delta MR-59 hits blet in the head with a batDelta MR-59: BONK!
Tyler was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum.
[SRH!]Drakehawke was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum.
Mr.angry was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum.
Kozarr: y u kick drake?
Kozarr: drake is kewl
[TBG] Bletotum: Non-active's.
Kozarr: o
Delta MR-59: :L
[TBG] Bletotum: Anyway, what of lua hax?
Mystery entered chat.
Mystery was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum.
[TBG] Bletotum: No more new's.
Delta MR-59: I don't lua hax
HDS_Last Survivor: I LOVE LUA HAX
[TBG] Bletotum: WELCOME ABOARD THEN!
[TBG] Bletotum: PULLDOWN YOUR SHIRT AND LET'S GET STARTED
HDS_Last Survivor: yay
HDS_Last Survivor: MMM
[TBG] Bletotum: TIME FOR YOUR STRENGTH TEST
[TBG] Bletotum: DON CHA' KNOW
[TBG] Bletotum: NOW START JACK'N ME OOF.
Mystery entered chat.
HDS_Last Survivor: ummm
Delta MR-59 hits bletotum with an aluminum bat
HDS_Last Survivor: lets make a big chat
Kozarr: WTTTTF DRAAAAKE
Delta MR-59: OH GAWD THEY ARE STEAM HACKERS
Delta MR-59: WE MUST REPORTS THEM
[TBG] Bletotum: RUNNNNNN
ooo entered chat.
Delta MR-59: THEY WILL HACK OUR SOULS
Delta MR-59: Oh no
[TBG] Bletotum: Lol if it was you I'll be so pissed.
Delta MR-59: HE'S NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST
Delta MR-59: :L
[TBG] Bletotum: Kozarr admit.
Delta MR-59: He's hacking
[TBG] Bletotum: Well I have more than a long thread for FP lol.
[TBG] Bletotum: I'll go post it.
Delta MR-59: You can tell because of the name.
Delta MR-59: Wait what
[TBG] Bletotum: :V
[TBG] Bletotum: .
Delta MR-59: >:(
Delta MR-59 left chat.
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What the fuck was going on.
Spur of the moment chat.
Which became completely stupid and insane.
:3.
EDIT:
Lol, that ad on the bottom of the page is for lotr online...
:ughh:, why did you post a Chat LOLg of our chat?
I'm so sad I missed that.
That's all you were invited for. :V.
Fail.
Epic.. Fail.
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