• The Fellow-shit Of The Blender.
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Yeah it went downhill fast lol. [code] kylethekiller entered chat. [TBG] Bletotum: We are here. [TBG] Bletotum: Good. Kozarr: :D Benie: Uh. kylethekiller: uhh ok [TBG] Bletotum: You have been called here for a very important task. [TBG] Bletotum: We are kylethekiller: ok [TBG] Bletotum: The Gathering Of The Blender. [TBG] Bletotum: You see, kylethekiller: cool [TBG] Kill4Joy: ? [TBG] Bletotum: There are many blenders of this world [TBG] Bletotum: To govern each food group Kozarr: O_o Benie: You sure you're feeling ok? kylethekiller: dairy i called it kylethekiller: lol Kozarr: stfu hes serious [TBG] Bletotum: But all of you were deceived. kylethekiller: i know jeez kylethekiller: uhoh Kozarr: so wait, im not getting cookies like we deiscussed? [TBG] Bletotum: Salami, of the land of meatloaf, has created a master blender. [TBG] Kill4Joy: ... [TBG] Bletotum: To Lord Of The Blenders. Benie: Let me guess. The blenders are going to take over the Earth? kylethekiller: that sounds bad i think [TBG] Bletotum: The. [TBG] Bletotum: There is only one place this blender can be destroyed. [TBG] Bletotum: In the oven from whence it came. [TBG] Kill4Joy: in your hart Benie: I think you've been smoking something. I don't know what. kylethekiller: Probabbly Kozarr: LOL< WE ARE THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BLENDER MIRITE? LOL [TBG] Bletotum: This quest stands upon the blade of a knife [TBG] Bletotum: Stray but a little [TBG] Bletotum: And it will fail Kozarr: lulz [TBG] Bletotum: To the Spoiling of all. [TBG] Kill4Joy: ... kylethekiller: noooooooooooooooo [TBG] Bletotum: The question is Benie: Are you crazy? [TBG] Bletotum: Which of you will carry this burden. kylethekiller: hes high...i can tell Kozarr: I WILL [TBG] Kill4Joy: I WILL [TBG] Kill4Joy: lol Kozarr: hah, too late bitches kylethekiller: MEMEMEMEMEME Kozarr: i called dibs first kylethekiller: IF HE DIES I CAL SECOND [TBG] Kill4Joy: I SHALL MY LOARD kylethekiller: CALL* kylethekiller: lol [TBG] Bletotum: *Benie stands up and speaks meatloafian. Everyone stfu's.* Benie: I'm speaking what? [TBG] Kill4Joy: 1 question WHAT THE FUCK [TBG] Bletotum: Only the bread can do this task. kylethekiller: *closes mouth* kylethekiller: im bread [TBG] Bletotum: And that is kill4joy. [TBG] Kill4Joy: i shal be the best lofe i can kylethekiller: damn [TBG] Bletotum: He is most immune. Kozarr: lolwtf? kylethekiller: loaf lol NO HOMO [TBG] Bletotum: To the blender's spinning corruption. Benie: Unfunny troll is unfunny. [TBG] Bletotum: Benie. Kozarr: STFU BENIE HES FUNNY AS HELL [TBG] Bletotum: You will be the guide. Kozarr: haha [TBG] Bletotum: To lead kill to the burnt gate of meatloaf. kylethekiller: im lovin it im sittin here crackin up [TBG] Kill4Joy: ! [TBG] Bletotum: Who will defend him? Kozarr: wtf is my task then??? Kozarr: I WILL kylethekiller: what video game is meatlofia located in?? Kozarr: I GOT HAX Kozarr: HE SHALL HAVE MY HAX Kozarr: :DDDDDDD [TBG] Kill4Joy: WHAT ABOUT BUTTER, SIR Kozarr: that too kylethekiller: AND JAM [TBG] Bletotum: There is no second breakfast on this journey. Kozarr: lol k [TBG] Kill4Joy: but the butter? kylethekiller: is there lunch? [TBG] Bletotum: Our next matter: kylethekiller: or dinner? [TBG] Kill4Joy: MILK!!!!!!!!!! kylethekiller: or fourthmeal? [TBG] Bletotum: Afternoon tea? kylethekiller: ok Benie: (Benie left the server | Reason: Bletotum's on crack) Benie left chat. Kozarr: :O [TBG] Kill4Joy: lol kylethekiller: screw him anyway kylethekiller: you were sayin [TBG] Bletotum: Benie has fallen to fire and crisp. kylethekiller: yes Kozarr: lo0l hes got to be the food version of borimir Kozarr: lolol [TBG] Bletotum: Our next matter: [TBG] Bletotum: Eyes'n'guard. kylethekiller: yes [TBG] Bletotum: The most dangerous recipe of this world. Bsk8r #Failure disconnected. [TBG] Kill4Joy: BAM THE DOOR EXPLODES AND A MUFFIN WALKS IN WHAT DO YOU DO? [TBG] Bletotum: FIIIIIIIGHT kylethekiller: sounds tasty [TBG] Bletotum: KOZARR TO ARMS [TBG] Kill4Joy: NO HE HAS A GUN kylethekiller: FIGHT [TBG] Kill4Joy: HE KILLS YOU [TBG] Kill4Joy: YOU FAILED kylethekiller: I GOT THE ICING GUN [TBG] Kill4Joy: RESTART? Kozarr: takes his large enchented butter knife and slices the muffin in half [TBG] Bletotum: *Kill4joy is impaled* kylethekiller: *BOOM HEADSHOT* [TBG] Kill4Joy: BAM THE DOOR EXPLODES AND A MUFFIN WALKS IN WHAT DO YOU DO? [TBG] Bletotum: *Kill4joy was wearing meatthrill.* Kozarr: slice muffin in half kylethekiller: *BOOM HEADSHOT* [TBG] Kill4Joy: YEA BUT HE IS NOW @ MUFFINS Kozarr disconnected. [TBG] Bletotum: YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR TASK SERIOUSLY. Kozarr entered chat. kylethekiller: HOLY SHIT A CUPCAKE!! Kozarr: i do [TBG] Bletotum: YOU DO NOT TAKE YUOR TASK SERIOUSLY. [TBG] Kill4Joy: CAP CAKE !!!!!!!!!!!! [TBG] Bletotum: YOUR. kylethekiller: CPA HIS ASS kylethekiller: CAP* [TBG] Bletotum: We can no longer depend on the strength of bra--WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT [TBG] Kill4Joy: I AM SUPER CERIL [TBG] Bletotum is killed. [TBG] Bletotum left chat. [TBG] Kill4Joy: NOOO Kozarr takes his butter knife and kill all the enemies such as teh muffin kylethekiller: hes dead oh no [TBG] Kill4Joy: NOOO [TBG] Kill4Joy: KNOWS kylethekiller: I must reign over as his succesor [TBG] Kill4Joy: NO [TBG] Kill4Joy left chat. Kozarr: lol fuk u Kozarr: im succesor Kozarr: GAWD kylethekiller: ok he was high Kozarr: lolol Kozarr: probobly Kozarr: XDDDDD kylethekiller: go ahead im kinda watching youtube Kozarr: :D kylethekiller: I was like oh shit recording a nother movie damn Kozarr leads the fellowship to eye'n'guord and they destroy the toaster Kozarr: WE WIN kylethekiller: *and kills lord blender bitch* Kozarr: WOOT kylethekiller: pce man Kozarr then throws in the blender t [TBG] Bletotum: ONOE. Kozarr: aya Kozarr: yay kylethekiller: i revived him!! Kozarr: blet Kozarr: ur alive Kozarr: thank goawd kylethekiller: phww kylethekiller: GET THE AK'S ANOTHER SAWRM OF MUFFINS!! kylethekiller: *BANGBANGBANG* Kozarr Screams: GET OT THE CHOPPAAAAA" and then gets into choppa and kill all the muffins [TBG] Bletotum: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. kylethekiller: how do you do that blue text Kozarr: idk Kozarr: /me [TBG] Bletotum: ./me Kozarr har kylethekiller: ./me ok Kozarr: /urmom Kozarr: /urmom harrr kylethekiller: lol Kozarr: nops Delta MR-59 entered chat. kylethekiller ok [TBG] Bletotum: LORD SALAMY IS OUTHAR STILL. [TBG] Bletotum: RUNNN kylethekiller lol Delta MR-59: :l Kozarr: we killed ho, [TBG] Bletotum: KNIVES ARE NO MORE USE HERE kylethekiller gets in a vette and take off kylethekiller runs over lots of muffins Delta MR-59: >:O [TBG] Bletotum: OH EM GEE Kozarr eats the fuxorz salami dude Kozarr: i win [TBG] Bletotum: ITS A HUMAN [TBG] Bletotum: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN [TBG] Bletotum: *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah* [TBG] Bletotum is eaten. Delta MR-59: What the hell is all this. :l Kozarr: O HAI Delta MR-59: What the hell was all of that for? [TBG] Bletotum: RUUUUUUUUUUUN Delta MR-59: :L [TBG] Bletotum: HES TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE FOOD PYRAMID [TBG] Bletotum: THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF THE BREADS Delta MR-59: NOT THE FOOD PYRAMID [TBG] Bletotum: BENIE [TBG] Bletotum: WE MUST TURN BACK Delta MR-59: :L [TBG] Bletotum: I know [TBG] Bletotum: - [TBG] Bletotum: WE NEED [TBG] Bletotum: CHARLIIIE'S [TBG] Bletotum: HELP [TBG] Bletotum: TO CANDY MOUNTAIN Delta MR-59: DURACEL BATTERIES?! [TBG] Bletotum: YES [TBG] Bletotum: WE BUY THEM FROM THE LEOPLURIDON [TBG] Bletotum: OVER THERE Delta MR-59: I'm not getting near that thing. [SRH!] Phantom entered chat. Kozarr: LOL HAI PHANTOM [SRH!] Phantom: HAI Kozarr: :D Delta MR-59: GAH YOU ARE ALL DRIVING ME INSANE! Kozarr: we are the fellow ship of the blender Mr.angry entered chat. Mr.angry: what. [TBG] Bletotum: THE FELLOWSHIT OF THE BLENDER. Delta MR-59: I have no idea. Mr.angry: uhhh Mr.angry: okay, Blet.. [SRH!]Drakehawke entered chat. [SRH!] Phantom: I am t3h midget ina costume [TBG] Bletotum: :V. HDS_Last Survivor is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join. HDS_Last Survivor entered chat. Kozarr: DRAKEH [TBG] Bletotum: RUN Kozarr: :DDDDDDD [SRH!]Drakehawke: Wuts up Kozarr: SURVIOR [TBG] Bletotum: RUNNN Kozarr: :DDDDDDD Kozarr: lololol Kozarr: idk HDS_Last Survivor: wut is this Delta MR-59: I feel like the only sane person here. :L [TBG] Bletotum: WE NEED TO KILL THE LORD OF THE BLENDERS [TBG] Bletotum: SALAMI Kozarr: we are the fellowship of the blender [TBG] Bletotum: OF THE LANDOF MEATLOAF HDS_Last Survivor: im scared Kozarr: halp us fight lord salami Delta MR-59: HOLD ME Delta MR-59: D: Kozarr: you help us drakeh? [TBG] Bletotum: We already killed eyes'n'guard. [TBG] Bletotum: The dangerous recipe' of old. Delta MR-59: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??! D: Kozarr: it was hard but we brought justice to the recipe' of old [TBG] Bletotum: With the use of the salt's. RAG entered chat. Kozarr: hai rag Tyler entered chat. RAG: oh noes RAG: its blet Delta MR-59: How many people are you guys inviting? RAG: HEY KOZAR Kozarr: :O Tyler: LOLHAIGUISE Kozarr: HAI RAG :DDDD Delta MR-59: SEIZURE Kozarr: silly tyler [TBG] Bletotum: He needs a lesson One of Many entered chat. Kozarr: hai many [TBG] Bletotum: I say we let lord salamy rape him. One of Many disconnected. Delta MR-59: Can you guys tell me one thing? [TBG] Bletotum: Lols. Delta MR-59: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! [TBG] Bletotum: WE ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THE ONE BLENDER Kozarr: omfg pay attention to the chat [TBG] Bletotum: ITS MIN One of Many entered chat. [TBG] Bletotum: MY OWN [TBG] Bletotum: MYYY Kozarr: MANY Kozarr: STAY [TBG] Bletotum: BLENDERRR. One of Many disconnected. Delta MR-59: :L LOL CAT! has changed their name to [ƒcƒc] Furry Space Cock Fox. [ƒcƒc] Furry Space Cock Fox entered chat. Tyler was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum. Delta MR-59: You guys need to lay off the drugs. [TBG] Bletotum: :D. Kozarr: :( Tyler entered chat. Kozarr: :D [TBG] Bletotum: WHY does the lord of the blenders need to die? [TBG] Bletotum: BECAUSE [ƒcƒc] Furry Space Cock Fox disconnected. Tyler disconnected. HDS_Last Survivor: are we still talking about killing someone [TBG] Bletotum: HE WILL SPOIL EVERYTHINNG [TBG] Bletotum: THE WHOLE LAND OF MIDDLE COOKED. Delta MR-59: Can I get back to Gmod? :L Tyler entered chat. Tyler: Fag Tyler: gtfo Kozarr: no u cant Kozarr: :O [TBG] Bletotum: ALL THAT WAS ONCE GREASY AND GOOD IN THIS WORLD WILL BE GONE Tyler: Not you kozarr, Bletotum. Kozarr: silleh tyler [TBG] Bletotum: THAT MEANS NO MOAR FRIES [TBG] Bletotum: BURGERZ[andlolcats] [TBG] Bletotum: ONOE Delta MR-59: OH NOES [TBG] Bletotum: NOT THE LOLCATS Tyler: That means you need to shut the fuck up. [TBG] Bletotum: TYLER DO YOU NOT SEE YOURPURPOSE HERE? [TBG] Bletotum: YOU ARE THE FELLOWSHIT OF THE BLENDER! [TBG] Bletotum: STAND [TBG] Bletotum: AND FIGHT Kozarr: TYLER THIS IS IMPORTANT Kozarr: LOL Delta MR-59: HE DOES NOT FOR HE IS A HU-MAN! Tyler: This is gay, Bye. [TBG] Bletotum: WHO HErE CAN WITHSTAND THE CURRUPTION OF THE BLENDUHR? Kozarr: i can withstand the belnder [TBG] Bletotum: ARE YOU BREAD? Kozarr: yes [TBG] Bletotum: WELCOME ABOARD FAGIT :D. Delta MR-59: I can play gmod. Does that count? [TBG] Bletotum: Lols. Kozarr: :D [TBG] Bletotum: Can you lua? [SRH!] Phantom entered chat. Delta MR-59: I edit lua. :L [SRH!] Phantom: lolololololololololololololololo [TBG] Bletotum: Can you hax? Tyler entered chat. Delta MR-59: I would have been VAC banned years ago if I did. Kozarr: lol RAG: how did hhathappen RAG: IS BLET A GLOBAL MODERATOR [TBG] Bletotum: I meant lua hax. RAG: ;O HDS_Last Survivor left chat. Delta MR-59: :L Can I change my statement? [TBG] Bletotum: Yes. RAG: i are playing fallout Delta MR-59: I mod Smod. :L [TBG] Bletotum: THEN WELCOME ABOARD [TBG] Bletotum: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND LETS GET STARTED Delta MR-59: HELL NO [TBG] Bletotum: TIMe FOR YER PROSTATE EXAM [TBG] Bletotum: DUN CHA' NO Delta MR-59 shoots blet [TBG] Bletotum snaps latex glove. [TBG] Bletotum: ARMOR BISH [TBG] Bletotum: . Delta MR-59 had armor piercing rounds Delta MR-59: :L [TBG] Bletotum is awesome. Delta MR-59: God damnit Delta MR-59: GOD DAMNIT HDS_Last Survivor: back again [TBG] Bletotum: If you leave the chat, gtfo it, please. Kozarr: hai survivor [TBG] Bletotum: Starting now lol. Kozarr: dont leave survivor HDS_Last Survivor: lol k [TBG] Bletotum: This is for FP. [TBG] Bletotum: I can edit out spam :D. Tyler entered chat. HDS_Last Survivor: im rly scared now Delta MR-59 hits blet in the head with a batDelta MR-59: BONK! Tyler was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum. [SRH!]Drakehawke was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum. Mr.angry was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum. Kozarr: y u kick drake? Kozarr: drake is kewl [TBG] Bletotum: Non-active's. Kozarr: o Delta MR-59: :L [TBG] Bletotum: Anyway, what of lua hax? Mystery entered chat. Mystery was kicked by [TBG] Bletotum. [TBG] Bletotum: No more new's. Delta MR-59: I don't lua hax HDS_Last Survivor: I LOVE LUA HAX [TBG] Bletotum: WELCOME ABOARD THEN! [TBG] Bletotum: PULLDOWN YOUR SHIRT AND LET'S GET STARTED HDS_Last Survivor: yay HDS_Last Survivor: MMM [TBG] Bletotum: TIME FOR YOUR STRENGTH TEST [TBG] Bletotum: DON CHA' KNOW [TBG] Bletotum: NOW START JACK'N ME OOF. Mystery entered chat. HDS_Last Survivor: ummm Delta MR-59 hits bletotum with an aluminum bat HDS_Last Survivor: lets make a big chat Kozarr: WTTTTF DRAAAAKE Delta MR-59: OH GAWD THEY ARE STEAM HACKERS Delta MR-59: WE MUST REPORTS THEM [TBG] Bletotum: RUNNNNNN ooo entered chat. Delta MR-59: THEY WILL HACK OUR SOULS Delta MR-59: Oh no [TBG] Bletotum: Lol if it was you I'll be so pissed. Delta MR-59: HE'S NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST Delta MR-59: :L [TBG] Bletotum: Kozarr admit. Delta MR-59: He's hacking [TBG] Bletotum: Well I have more than a long thread for FP lol. [TBG] Bletotum: I'll go post it. Delta MR-59: You can tell because of the name. Delta MR-59: Wait what [TBG] Bletotum: :V [TBG] Bletotum: . Delta MR-59: >:( Delta MR-59 left chat. [/code] :v: . [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Crap thread" - Gurant))[/highlight]
What the fuck was going on.
Spur of the moment chat. Which became completely stupid and insane. :3. EDIT: Lol, that ad on the bottom of the page is for lotr online...
:ughh:, why did you post a Chat LOLg of our chat?
I'm so sad I missed that.
That's all you were invited for. :V.
Fail. Epic.. Fail.
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