Well, I've had a few myself.
I had one where my brother, who's twenty one walked in on me and was just like "Redtube is fucking shit, use xhamster" to which I was like "Dude gtfo out of my room"
One when my mom walked in her reaction was "ohoo shit sorry" I walked down stairs for what I thought was gonna be "The Talk" but she hi-fived me. No shit.
I've had one when my mom said "When you wank, think of me" I was with friends too (+Embarrassment) she did it accidentally I think, or worded what she meant to say wrong, which was her excuse.
My Dad, who doesn't live with my family, (I go to his twice a week and stay over) texted my mom and said "I've found stains on his sheets and I thought it was milk until I found pictures of porn in temp downloaded files, (I didn't fucking have a clue how he found out)"
To which my mom then thought I was looking at child porn of girls in my year, for a matter of fact it was lesbians. v:v:v
So you got any experiences Facepunch?
Your mom high-fived you after she saw you masturbate? Dude...
Your family is fucking messed up.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;28693318]Your family is fucking messed up.[/QUOTE]
Agreed
[editline]19th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=BurnEmDown;28693288]Your mom high-fived you after she saw you masturbate? Dude...[/QUOTE]
Yup
The only one I can think of was when I came the first time (that's right, started before then.) Got everywhere. I've never been caught (as far as I know.)
The first time I came I was laid on the wall with my head at the head end of my bed (I saw it in a video) and it was like one drop of water and it didn't feel like an orgasm.
I once jizzed on a pillow. Then i hid it for some reason (without cleaning it). The next day, it was laying perfect and clean on my bed again - my mom had probably cleaned it - which led to me wondering if my mom knew it was jizz or just mucus.
[QUOTE=Abrown516;28693491]The first time I came I was laid on the wall with my head at the head end of my bed (I saw it in a video) and it was like one drop of water and it didn't feel like an orgasm.[/QUOTE]
Lol'd.
[QUOTE=Abrown516;28693491]The first time I came I was laid on the wall with my head at the head end of my bed (I saw it in a video) and it was like one drop of [b]water[/b] and it didn't feel like an orgasm.[/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
Your mom totally wants to bone you, that's pretty disturbing.
[QUOTE=tommofandan;28693143]
I've had one when my mom said "When you wank, think of me"[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
[QUOTE=tommofandan;28693143]I've had one when my mom said "When you wank, think of me" [b]I was with friends too[/b] (+Embarrassment) she did it accidentally I think, or worded what she meant to say wrong, which was her excuse. [/QUOTE]
i hope this one isn't actually an Embarrassing Experience While Masturbating
I posted this in a thread before, media tagged for length.
[media][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/best_fap_ever_-_facepunch_version1.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/media]
Luckily it wasn't my fapping arm.
I came as soon as my parents came home and there was semen in my belly button.
I had to be superman and clean my belly button faster than the speed of light.
I wasn't caught though.
[editline]19th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;28698448]I posted this in a thread before, media tagged for length.
[media][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/best_fap_ever_-_facepunch_version1.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL][/media]
Luckily it wasn't my fapping arm.[/QUOTE]
Your mother has nice tits
My brother took a picture of me climaxing, i didn't know and he showed it at the dinner table the next day, all my family was there.
That is somewhat relevant
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;28698553]My brother took a picture of me climaxing, i didn't know and he showed it at the dinner table the next day, all my family was there.
That is somewhat relevant[/QUOTE]
If I was in your family I'd be more worried about the fact your brother took pictures of you while masturbating, than you actualy masturbating. :v:
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;28698553]My brother took a picture of me climaxing, i didn't know and he showed it at the dinner table the next day, all my family was there.
That is somewhat relevant[/QUOTE]
There is so many questions that need to be answered regarding this event.
1. Why the fuck did your brother take a picture of you unleashing your load?
2. How old is your brother?
3. Why didn't you lock your bedroom/bathroom/whatever door?
4. What was your parent's reaction?
5. What did you have for dinner?
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;28698553]My brother took a picture of me climaxing, i didn't know and he showed it at the dinner table the next day, all my family was there.
That is somewhat relevant[/QUOTE]
:geno: That had to suck...
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;28698648]There is so many questions that need to be answered regarding this event.
1. Why the fuck did your brother take a picture of you unleashing your load?
2. How old is your brother?
3. Why didn't you lock your bedroom/bathroom/whatever door?
4. What was your parent's reaction?
5. What did you have for dinner?[/QUOTE]
1. He does shit like this all the fucking time he's an asshole.
2. 22
3. No lock :v:
4. My mum said "It's only natural for a boy of his age" rest of the family just sort of sat there awkwardly.
5. [media]http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2177/images/2177_MEDIUM.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;28698648]
5. What did you have for dinner?[/QUOTE]
:wtc: Why would you ask that?
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;28698711]2. 22
[/QUOTE]
Ok, now how old are you?
[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;28698738]Ok, now how old are you?[/QUOTE]
15
16 in august :kamina:
Can't answer any more questions now need to go do shit. :3:
[QUOTE=eninco;28698729]:wtc: Why would you ask that?[/QUOTE]
It's a nice conversation starter.
[editline]19th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;28698754]15
16 in august :kamina:
Can't answer any more questions now need to go do shit. :3:[/QUOTE]
Your brother owns CP.
Bring him to court \:v:/
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;28698765]It's a nice conversation starter.
[editline]19th March 2011[/editline]
OBJECTION!
Your brother owns CP.
Bring him to court \:v:/[/QUOTE]
:objection:
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;28698765]It's a nice conversation starter.
[editline]19th March 2011[/editline]
Your brother owns CP.
Bring him to court \:v:/[/QUOTE]
It's gone now... Hopefully.
You could only see a small bit of my dick, though it was obvious i was having a fap :v:
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;28698876]It's gone now... Hopefully.
You could only see a small bit of my dick, though it was obvious i was having a fap :v:[/QUOTE]
I did not need to know that
That's still CP.
I had a picture of a 16 year old girl with 1/8th of her nipples showing, and the Feds still busted down my door.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;28699036]I did not need to know that
That's still CP.
I had a picture of a 16 year old girl with 1/8th of her nipples showing, and the Feds still busted down my door.[/QUOTE]
I'm much rather forget about about the whole thing, it'd be fucking embarassing to take it to court
:ninja:
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;28699204]I'm much rather forget about about the whole thing, it'd be fucking embarassing to take it to court
:ninja:[/QUOTE]
Do it anyway.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;28699446]Do it anyway.[/QUOTE]
No proof
And i'd feel guilty :v:
I have pics of myself from when I was 16, I could get myself arrested.
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