If your pet could talk, what do you think it would say to you

[Nigbone 14]

:suicide:

[Eskill]

"Guess what i did last night when you were sleeping"

[tratzzz]

I know what you do at night.

[Skyward]

Woof.

[LosttoLauren]

"give me more food you fucker" ~ every cat ever

[amic]

"Soon."

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While staring at me with it's creepy look.

[clockroach]

meow

[amic]

In the night.

Ugh, my automerge.

[The-Happy-Emo]

"You er,gon'a eat that there steak?"

[Digimutant]

"HURRY COME LOOK AT THE MASSIVE SHIT I TOOK IN YOUR HALLWAY!"

[DaWhatTheFox]

"I hate you, stop treating me like a plushie"

[Dominicus]

Not quite sure what it would say but I'll be damned if I didn't ask it why it keeps bringing me dead mice and birds.

[Reflectent]

'yo what up nigga'

[Rocko's]

"LOOK AT ME HEY LOOK AT ME WHY ARE YOU NOT LOOKING AT ME"

[Nigbone 14]

I have seen you masturbate lots of times yet when I'm licking myself you get grossed out

[Satansick]

''Watch my asshole when I walk away.''

[raineko]

STOP PUTTING CREAM CHEESE ON YOUR BALLS YOU SICK BASTARD.

[Dukov Traboski]

"GimmetheFriskiescomeoneIhaven'teateninovertenminuteohgodpleasePLEASEPLEAAASEGIVEMEMOREFRISKIES!"

My cat is addicted to Friskies.

[Hardpoint Nomad]

Let me out you faggot.

[hentie]

all my cat would do is foam from the mouth and get startled by every noise

[Dukov Traboski]

My pug would probably tell me that if I try and take "his" pillow one more time he'll end my life with a mech.

[Splash Attack]

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[fudge blood]

"CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR SOCKS PLEASE CAN I PLEASE EAT THIS PILLOW oh are you trying to masturbate? LET ME LAY NEXT TO YOU "

[jiggu]

[B]"OPEN THE DOOR"[/B]

[lapsus_]

Only pet I had was a fucking lobster
Not even kidding. I used to fed him seafood salad
Mom threw it away when it changed it's shell, she was disgusted to no end.

What it could've said. Heh. Something like 'I'll fucking chop your fingers let me out of here'

[ROFLBURGER]

Something along the lines of "GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME FOOD GIVE ME FOOD GIVE ME FOOD GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME FOOD"

[Desuh]

"Stop petting me every second fuckface."

[Nigbone 14]

Oh are you reading a book? let me sit on it for you

[Penultimate]

"Hey, hey, can I try that? Hey, this is pretty good! You shouldn't eat so much, human. Why don't you give the rest to me?"

"Socks! I got sooooocks! Where are my kittens? Soooooocks."

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=Desuh;39247626]"Stop petting me every second fuckface."[/QUOTE]
That's better than a cat who starts pawing your whatever-he-can-reach to get you to pet him.