I don't know what to do, this isn't healing properly

[ShivanCommander]

I was writing something on a piece of paper, and it ripped. Like, the paper is now torn really badly. I've been putting Neosporin on the tear every day for about a week now, but it isn't getting any better. What should I do?

[MrParalegal]

Call an ambulance

[ShivanCommander]

[QUOTE=MrParalegal;29093845]Call an ambulance[/QUOTE]

Dude, it's just paper.

[Recurracy]

what

[Scythex]

[QUOTE=ShivanCommander;29093867]Dude, it's just paper.[/QUOTE]

Sarcasm Detection Level: 0

[Wafflemaster]

Don't do this again

[justin1992]

What the fuck are you talking about.

[fskman]

Shit man, you gotta kill him before he rats you out, he's not gonna get better. Tonight, slit his lines, just a huge gash across them, vertically of course, then stuff him into the trunk. Weigh the body down with ink and tape, then back up into the nearest water source in your area. I hope you packed you bags and passport, cause now you're taking a one way trip to Somalia.

Once in Somalia, seek out a captain by the name of Abdulla al-Desalog, he owes me a favor and I already called him to say that you're coming. He'll be in the market in Mogadishu. Join his crew, and keep on the look out for a luxury yacht named the "World Anew". Convince Abdulla to sail it to Iran, then you'll have to book passage to Tehran. I know a guy there, Akhmed, he'll be able to help you OP.

Good luck and Godspeed.

[slippp22]

Kids reading this thread, dont smoke crack

[fskman]

[QUOTE=slippp22;29100435]Kids reading this thread, dont smoke crack[/QUOTE]

Nonsense, slinging crack put me through college. Don't listen to the damn white man, he just want to keep you down. In moderation, crack is no worse than cigarettes, or even water!