^titles exist for a reason^
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everything ever
When i was in kindergarten i called a teacher "šudas" (it means shit in Lithuanian) for forcing me to eat this disgusting soup. More recently i called some facepunchers "overactive hipsters" for talking shit to some youtuber.
I've asked, "what does a lightbulb look like". in my defence i was in grade 8 and drawing a diagram, and meant a specific type of lightbulb :x
I once said "Can you please pass the condoms" instead of "Can you please pass the condiments"
I was once asked where I live and I answered "at home."
I mean, it's not wrong.
I forget exactly what I said, but my friend's gf got canned on her [I]second day of work[/I] and I awkwardly snickered and was like "Guess that didn't work out"
tbf she's a massive cunt that basically used my sister to get her to dye her hair for essentially free.
'England is my city' because of the damn meme
One time I was trying to tell my cousin Half-Life 2 was on sale, I was photoshopping a picture of Vsauce and ended up screamimg "[B][I]HEY[/I][/B] Vsauce, Michael he- Half-Life 2 is on sale"
When my relative talking about how cute Mercy is,i accidentally mention R34
Since that day,im pretty sure he become one of the regular in there
Sometimes I get my manager's (Nick) and assistant manager's (Jim) names mixed up. One time I accidentally combined the names and called my manager Jick and just stared at me and said "what the hell, man?"
[QUOTE=Zadrave;52572655]I once said "Can you please pass the condoms" instead of "Can you please pass the condiments"[/QUOTE]
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Sometimes when it's late in the day and I'm on the phone with clients trying to say "great" and thinking of saying "good," what comes out is "grood."
Ages ago when working in retail, I saw a customer with an amputated arm looking around for a product, and I thought I'd be nice and help him:
"Hello, would you like a hand?"
I accidentally talked shit about an acquaintance's girlfriend to his face once. I don't remember exactly what i said because it was verbal diarrhea but it kind of insinuated that she was unfaithful
Doubly sad because she actually did end up cheating on him
[QUOTE=Chonch;52574592]Sometimes when it's late in the day and I'm on the phone with clients trying to say "great" and thinking of saying "good," what comes out is "grood."[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=NostalgicBird;52572484]^titles exist for a reason^
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This is the dumbest thing OP accidentally said... (Since you got banned)
I once tried to be nice to a customer replying with : "Hope to see you again soon!"
He thought I was his absolute best pal in the world for like 6 horrific months, coming into the store pretty often just to speak to me about something totally asinine.
Now I just say "Bye and Have a Nice Day!"
[QUOTE=Torjuz;52576781]This is the dumbest thing OP accidentally said...
I once tried to be nice to a customer replying with : "Hope to see you again soon!"
He thought I was his absolute best pal in the world for like 6 horrific months, coming into the store pretty often just to speak to me about something totally asinine.
Now I just say "Bye and Have a Nice Day!"[/QUOTE]
why does that mean i said it?
I accidentally called a teacher 'mum' once :s:
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;52577270]I accidentally called a teacher 'mum' once :s:[/QUOTE]
So has everybody. My nephew calls me "mama" like half the time
But he's 5 so
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;52577270]I accidentally called a teacher 'mum' once :s:[/QUOTE]
So? I call a boss 'mum' all of the time when she starts micromanaging me
I was trying to call my cat inside and accidentally shouted out 'nigger' instead of his nickname. They both start with 'n' and have two syllables. Another time, I phrased a sentence (I forgot my exact words) in a way that made me sound like I always wank when I shit.
Once in school,i want to poop so badly that i accidentally said "Sir,i want to take a shit" instead the more polite "Excuse me sir,i need to go to the toilet" :v:
7 years ago i repeatedly said various shit to this one girl i've met in one online game, usually it was cringy stuff and sometimes insanely creepy things like repeatedly asking where she is, etc..., to the point i even started to start arguments with her friends on facebook.
today we are ok with everything, but we don't talk to each other that much, maybe one or two conversations a year on remembering those times when we played games along with other people.
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;52579782]Another time, I phrased a sentence (I forgot my exact words) in a way that made me sound like I always wank when I shit.[/QUOTE]
You mean you don't
."I'm gonna shove my foot so far up my ass you'll need dental surgery"
-Me attempting trash talk while also in an intense match of Capcom vs SNK 2.
My friend and I had to pause because we were laughing so hard. Basically I can't talk and play video games at the same time
"i like you"
"As you can see, we have a wide variety of flavors on offer, and even a sizeable selection of condiments over there"
-Me selling ice cream to a clearly blind person.
I once said "Cheese always melts sideways."
It became an in joke amongst friends.
I had a dream my Mom and I went to Cucky Cheese
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