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Yeah, so I just fapped to some hot porn. And when I came I came all over my hand. Now, 2 minutes has passed and it hurts like fuck where the cum has been. Can somebody help?

You can A. Kill yourself B. shit thread C. Ban OP [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

Wash your hands after?

tell your mom to give it a kiss

[QUOTE=zerothefallen;27477906]You can A. Kill yourself B. shit thread C. Ban OP[/QUOTE] I choose D. All

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;27477925]I choose D. All[/QUOTE] Very well, that takes care of that.

God is punishing you for sinning

well it was hot porn what did you expect?

I guess that porn was really [i]hot.[/i] YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

You are probably turning into some sort of super hero with acidic jizz. Hone your skills so you can fight crime and save the world.

Does your penis look like this? [img]http://www.scifiupdates.com/home/images/stories/movies/Alien/alien_023.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Finkleburg;27478014]You are probably turning into some sort of super hero with acidic jizz. Hone your skills so you can fight crime and save the world.[/QUOTE] I can imagine him trying to stop a robbery by whipping out his dick and cumming everywhere.

[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;27477979]I guess that was some really [i]hot[/i] porn YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] You motherfucker DChaps[/QUOTE] He's late, not you.

You have an acid cum.

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i thought this would be a post-your about the various ways one might set fire to their semen.

[img]http://i54.tinypic.com/k99x6e.jpg[/img] well shit

Fap again, the burning gives you an amazing sensation.

Hah, misread the title as "Banning Cum". My face was like :what:.

Why on god's good earth would you want to [i]burn cum[/i]?!

[QUOTE=cqbcat;27479513]Why on god's good earth would you want to [i]burn cum[/i]?![/QUOTE] Why on god's good earth didn't you read the fucking thread?

I have heard of acid cum, but have not found any evidence to prove it's existence. Only pictures.

[QUOTE=killz2much;27479387]Fap again, the burning gives you an amazing sensation.[/QUOTE] Avatar fits to this thread

What the fuck.

Do it again

OP is this dude [img]http://www.gotwarcraft.com/Raid%20Instances/molten_core/Map/Ragnaros/ragnaros.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=cqbcat;27479513]Why on god's good earth would you want to [i]burn cum[/i]?![/QUOTE] I don't understand how anyone could not read the OP unless it's intentional. It's the first thing you see.

I honestly cannot imagine why it would burn unless your semen is somehow caustic.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;27481710]OP is this dude [img_thumb]http://www.gotwarcraft.com/Raid%20Instances/molten_core/Map/Ragnaros/ragnaros.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] He has been covered in semen by his gay friends

Use your genetically superior semen to render Napalm obselete, and submit it to your Country's militia to advance tactical warfare as we know it, thus winning the war and bringing the world slightly closer to world peace!