Hi,
Seriously, help. I just woke up with a huge hangover and found a dead cow in my room. And theres this crazy farmer dude that says that he wants to shoot me if I dont give him his cow back. He keeps ringing me on my phone and its really creeping me out.
What should I do? Please help!
Thanks!
eat the cow
Make a thread on facepunch.
Make babies, with the cow...
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Wait... :colbert:
Seriously? You expect us to believe this?
Give him the cow
sure you didnt have the cow
Pictures.
Pics or it didn't happen
/troll
Eat your foot.
Troll detected.
Pics or we're not gonna believe you.
et cow
Relax, man. Don't have a cow.
Make me a sandwich.
SHIT! This happens to me every fucking day! Glad to see i'm not the only one!
Disguise yourself as the cow by wearing its skin , then just live as a cow for the rest of your life .
Milk the leftover milk
Oh [I]finally[/I] a serious thread on facepunch!
Tell us more about your troubles
Burn it and dance around the fire naked.
tell me, are it's eyes missing?
and if so, does it look like they were burned out?
If they do, then you have a problem.
lol op ur so wacky xD
[QUOTE=Satansick;20406397]Disguise yourself as the cow by wearing its skin , then just live as a cow for the rest of your life .[/QUOTE]
i dont think he has to change much to be able to disguise as one
[QUOTE=teslath;20406109]Hi,
Seriously, help. I just woke up with a huge hangover and found a dead cow in my room. And theres this crazy farmer dude that says that he wants to shoot me if I dont give him his cow back. He keeps ringing me on my phone and its really creeping me out.
What should I do? Please help!
Thanks![/QUOTE]
You must have had the best time of your life with that Cow.
Tell complete strangers on the internet on what to do, and involving sick shit like cut the farmer's head off and piss on it.
And put a murdle on it, and if it dies, make a farmer poem.
