So the Westboro Baptist Church is protesting near me... - General

The WBC is having a protest at a school I live near by. Any ideas for what I should put on a sign for the protest against them?

Find a patriot guard outpost near you, tell them that you legitimately believe in what they are doing, they will come there and cancel out the annoying voices of the WBC with their motorcycles. Words don't annoy them. Over-doing them is what irritates them. By the way, I live in Kansas where the threat of the WBC is everywhere. They're exceptionally annoying and what the patriot guard does is incredibly heroic. Every single person on this planet should respect them.

"God hates people implying he hates things"

[QUOTE=Honesty;29152432]"God hates people implying he hates things"[/QUOTE] Haha I think I'm gonna use that one.

kill them all

God hates people who eat shellfish. Bible says so.

You should just make a sign that says "We are bunch of idiots" and blend in with them.

>Implying god hates fags

[QUOTE=MintyMginty;29152690]God hates people who eat shellfish. Bible says so.[/QUOTE] Even more hilarious is the fact that most of them are fat.

just walk around with a blank sign they will be confused

Get two guys and get them to go berserk right i nfront of them. Tell them to be loud (just legal shit). If they throw rocks, sue.

Tell them that: "It takes someone not worthy of god spotting someone who's not worthy of god.''

"This sign has the same effect as yours - None"

If you have a portable radio of some sort, then play Electric six - Gay Bar on full blast

Kill them, johnny, kill them all...

throw snacks at them

The reason they go around with these signs is because they aren't afraid of people physically harassing them because of said signs. They assume that because they're protected by the constitution and other laws that prohibit physical harassment. And they use that to their advantage and just go around all like "U CAN'T TOUCH ME ITS AGAINST TEH LAW! U MAD BRO? GOD HATES ________ LOLZ!" Walk up to them and say that your brother is gay or some shit like that and wait for them to call him a fag and all that bullshit, then flip out and start beating one of them whilst yelling "I AM ABOVE THE LAW!" And if you get arrested and are asked why you did it you can just say that they insulted a family member. They wouldn't go around and protest so freely and offensively if they were afraid of people beating them up for being haters. Also my friend's high school did the Laramie project for one of their plays and one WBC member came to their high school to bitch about god hating fags and stuff (and this high school was all the way up in Connecticut); when he got there a cop just stopped him and said "Get the fuck out of here." and he left. So you could expect that to happen as well.

Gay rights protest next to them.

Set yourself on fire and throw yourself into the crowd

[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;29154319]Set yourself on fire and throw yourself into the WBC members[/QUOTE] Fixed.

water balloons.

just fucking massacre them

Personally if I ever see them anywhere around where I live (which they have been around here before) I'm just going to pull my car out and rev it really loud while they're protesting.

[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;29154957]water balloons.[/QUOTE]filled with paint

Bring a bullhorn and protest something completely unrelated, like yell about McDonald's quality of food or something, just to completely through them off and draw attention away from them. Just make sure you're louder than they are. Or if you'd be embarrassed (understandable), bring a sign that says "We're kidding, we're all just afraid to come out of the closet" and stand with them.

[img]http://images4.cpcache.com/product/124113884v4_150x150_Front_Color-White.jpg[/img] Wear and blend.

Dress up as a spy and have "God hates sentries" written on your sign.

egg them :v:

throw a big bowl of diarrhea at them

"God doesn't exist and therefore he cannot hate or love anyone"