Go to Omegle.com and start chatting with someone! Do whatever you want, just, if it's funny, post it here.
Here's mine.
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: u lesbo/bi/gay?
Stranger: bi
Stranger: m/f
You: cool
You: when did u come out?
Stranger: a year ago
You: yeah, i came out about 5 months ago
You: u m/f?
Stranger: f
You: cool
You: I'm m
Stranger: cool
You: are you public about it?
You: being bi, I mean
Stranger: yes i am
You: ah
You: So am I
You: But I get bullied a lot for it
Stranger: sux
You: see, I use to live In Philadelphia
You: And these kids would bully me a lot near the playground
You: I got in one little fight
You: and my mom got scared
You: and said "you're moving with you're aunty and uncle in bel-air".
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Now I know it's memeshit, and you could do better, I'm just contributing.
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You: hi
Stranger: Get out
You: ok :(
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: so i have this lump on my testicles
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You: hi
Stranger: yo nigge
You: sup braw
Stranger: nice man just nice
Stranger: and u
You: Im quite well
You: whats been happening?
Stranger: banging some chicks
You: win.
You: any pics?
Stranger: no man dont trust internet homie
You: But the internet is completly safe and nothing ever goes wrong with Files you transfer to someone who you don't even know.
Stranger: where u from?
You: Arabia
You: you?
Stranger: sweden
You: oh ok
You: I wanna go their
You: Sex is legal at 12, could hell get it off with all the 12 year olds
Stranger: :D
You: mind you wouldn't mind if it was even lower
You: say 5
Stranger: no i prefer 16-19 year old women
You: I like 5 year olds
You: especially when they first see a fully erect penis for the first time
You: you still there?
Stranger: yeah
You: ok kool
You: so I got a joke for youy
Stranger: ok
You: Doctor Doctor I got a serious case of Jewfeaver!
You: Well Im sorry but Im gonna have to put you down
Stranger: lol
You: exactly
You: Im surprised you havn't quit yet?
Stranger: hehe :P
Stranger: that's not that nice to do that to people i think
Stranger: what do you get if you blow up a nigger?
You: A cherry Ripe
Stranger: no choclate springles
You: where are the springles from
You: Im not familiar with springles
Stranger: you have that on icecream
You: oh sprinkles
You: What happens to all the blood?
You: That was a terrible joke
Stranger: i know
You: Cherry ripe makes more sence because its red on the inside and choclate on the outside
Stranger: hehe yeah
You: So why do people actually use this site other than for Trolling?
Stranger: don't know
You: DISREGARD THAT I LIKE COCKS
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You: Hi
Stranger: ok
You: ?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ok so...Im so horny tonight
You: Oh my god me too
Stranger: what to do?
Stranger: haha
You: I'm so wet right now
Stranger: makes me wanna drink to fall asleep...but could have a bad outcome
Stranger: you must be female
You: last time i checked
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what makes you so horny this evening lovely lady?
You: just had some hot cyber with the guy before you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what did you do?
You: what didn't I
Stranger: thats what I like to hear
Stranger: how old are you?
You: old enough ;)
Stranger: good
Stranger: whats your favorite thing to do?
You: suck on a nice hard cock, give tit jobs, and fuck till i cum
Stranger: girl..7in right here
You: oh thats my favorit
Stranger: training to become a marine
Stranger: I dont get tired
You: oh im getting all wet again just thinking about you
Stranger: I may join soon...sweatn all day to prepare
Stranger: but I bet you wish you could see me workout
You: Oh yeah i wish i could see you "work out" all right ;)
Stranger: what are you doing to yourself right now?
You: suck my finger getting it ready
Stranger: about to hit it
Stranger: well this cock is all ready for you
Stranger: pushing through my boxer briefs
You: I can't wait, yummy, i could suck you rock hard cock all night, and ill slowly reach down to mine
You: O_O wait what did i just say
You: wanna know something cool bro
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Stranger: i m male horny italy age 19
Stranger: f m
You: f
You: Well
Stranger: from
You: actually
Stranger: age
You: 17 D mars
Stranger: msn ok:)
You: Okay
Stranger: you msn??
You: Yep
You: [email]123GOFUCKYOURSELF@IJUSTTROLLEDYOURMOM.HAHANU[/email]B
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You: hu
You: hi
You: r u a bot
Stranger: no
Stranger: Are you?
You: nop
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: So whats up?
You: nothing..
You: chilling
You: you?
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: About the same here.
You: chill..
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 M sweden
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[quote]You: Yo.
Total Fag: hoyyy
Total Fag: asl?
You: Sure.
You: I do have that.
Total Fag: m/f?
You: No I have yet to go to the docter with that ):
Total Fag: stop making joke do u many to chat?
Total Fag: sorry wanna
You: Sure I doo chat !
Total Fag: come on
Total Fag: where r u from?
Total Fag: m/f?
You: NO !
You: GO AWAY EVIL MAN !
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Message to short ):
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: HEY
Stranger: It's a Chinese boy from Taiwan. How about you?
You: IM A WHITE BOY FROM ENGLAND
You: LIVING IN HIS BROTHER BASEMENT
You: ON A SHITTY COMPUTER
You: WITH A BROKEN CAPS LOCK
Stranger: that's too bad
You: EVEN WORSE
You: HE FILMS PORNOS UP THERE
You: IM NOT ALLOWED OUT
You: UNLESS ITS FOR FOOD
Stranger: wow cool
You: BUT WE ONLY HAVE CREAM AND STRAWBERRYS
Stranger: did u join them
You: AND HE USES THEM FOR HIS MOVIES
You: IM NOT ALLOWED
You: IM TOO OVERWEIGHT
Stranger: did you masturbate by them?
You: IF HE HEARS ME
You: THEN HE COMES DOWN AND HITS ME WITH A BROOM
You: HE THINKS IM MASTURBATING TO THE SOUND OF HIM HAVING SEX
You: LIFE SUCKS
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u are interesting
You: THANKS
You: WOMEN DONT HINK SO
You: *THINK
You: GREAT I JUST PISSED MYSELF
You: WHENEVER I START TO CRY
You: I PISS MY SELF
Stranger: wow that's weird
You: SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY TEARDUCTS AND BOWELS BEING CONNECTED OR SOME SHIT
You: ITS RARE
You: LIKE ONLY 1 IN 100,000 PEOPLE HAVE IT
You: ITS TREATABLE
You: BUT MY BROTHER WONT PAY FOR MEDICAL BILLS
Stranger: ur borther is a jerk
You: YOUR TELLING ME
You: LAST CHRISTMAS HE STAYED AT HIS GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE
You: HE FORGOT TO UNLOCK THE BASEMENT DOOR
You: I WAS STUCK THERE
You: NO TURKEY
You: NO PRESENTS
You: HAD TO EAT THE REMAINS OF A TUNA SANDWHICH I ATE TO MONTHS AGO
Stranger: did u try to break the door
You: IF I DID THAT
You: HE WOULD KILL ME
You: HE WOULD LITERALLY SCREW HINGES TO ME
You: AND USE ME AS A DOOT
You: *DOOR
Stranger: where are ur parents?
You: DEAD
You: ;_;
Stranger: wow
Stranger: im sorry
You: NO PROB MAN
Stranger: i think u have to fight back
You: WITH WHAT
You: THIS COMPUTER
Stranger: find something as a weapon
You: YOU KNOW WHAT
You: YOUR RIGHT
You: WAIT
You: I THINK I HEAR HIM COMING IN THE HOUSE NOW
You: ILL BE RIGHT BACK
Stranger: cool
You: JUST GONNA KILL MY BROTHER
Stranger: good luck man
*short pause
You: WTF IS THIS MAN
You: YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY BROTHER?
You: GIVING HIM IDEAS
Stranger: haha
You: TELLING HIM TO KILL ME
Stranger: are you a porn star?
You: I JUST HAD TO PUT HIM DOWN WITH THE BASEBALL BAT
You: HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT
Stranger: is that real?
You: THATS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING SECRET
You: A SOON AS HE WAKES UP
You: IMMA FUCKING KILL HIM
You: THEN TAKE A WAY HIS COMPUTER
Stranger: it's ok im not from your country
Stranger: wow
Stranger: how did he assault you
You: HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO KNOCK ME DOWN WITH A COACH CUSHION
You: FUCKING RETARD
Stranger: hahaha
You: I THINK ALL THOSE YEARS OFF DRINKING HIS OWN SPERM AND URINE WENT TO HIS BRAIN
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: some like that
Stranger: u know he piss himself?
You: WAIT
You: HES COMING TO
You: LET ME JUST GET MY BAT
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Stranger: West Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground is where I used to spend most of my days!
You: chillin out
You: maxin relaxing
You: all cool
You: and all shootin some bbal outside of the school
You: bball*
Stranger: When a couple of guys who were up to no good!
You: started makin trouble in my neighborhood!
Stranger: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared!
You: and said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air
Stranger: I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and their were dice in the mirror!
You: if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought man forget go home to bel air!
Stranger: Pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie yo homez, smell ya later
You: looked at my kingdom i was finally there
Stranger: to sit on my throne
You: as the prince of bel air
You: :D
Stranger: YEAH
You: WOO!
Stranger: that's a rap!
Stranger: WILL SMITH UBER ALLES
You: YES!
You: you cant jelly your dick up a dead girls ass
Stranger: Maybe you can't
You: you in the navy?
Stranger: Sure
You: sweet
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