The closest liquid next to you is now semen.

[smoothkriminal]

Mmmm, ice cold semen in a cup.

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[YourFriendJoe]

Mmm, ice cold semen in a dick.

[H.Drescher]

Actually it's water...

[No_Excuses]

70% alcohol...what now?

[Velox Axo]

If the blood inside me doesn't count then a water bottle of it on my desk.

[Sobotnik]

A glass of pepsi next to me.

Fuck it, still drinking it.

[Zombini]

I have a water cooler with a 5 gallon jug on it, and it's full. Poor guy must've worked himself until his dick fell off.

[jbthekid]

Semen toilet water.

[H.Drescher]

My water turned into liquid shit.

[zakededodead]

This is gonna be some good spaghetti.

[rinoaff33]

Now I know why it's called Dr. Perky...

[Mlisen14]

Really not looking forward to walking in the "rain".

[assassin1421]

No wonder they are called gushers XD

[Saucy]

But what if have I have semen already on my hand?

[Gazzy]

the closest liquid to me is semen, that's horrible.

[Mlisen14]

[QUOTE=NoobSauce;36434558]But what if have I have semen already on my hand?[/QUOTE]

extra potent ;)

[Steamswitch]

Great, my spit is now semen.

[YourFriendJoe]

[QUOTE=Steamswitch;36434666]Great, my spit is now semen.[/QUOTE]

Spit and Semen both belong in the same place anyway.

[Neoclassical]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FwUxr.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/V79KY.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/vKY3v.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/cfstM.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/YMVFv.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/OY7vW.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IBVfo.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/y706o.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/fwNgZ.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/kkBn5.jpg[/img]

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MTUV9qlaqY4/Tt623HisCkI/AAAAAAAADfY/8P6gcpzVMpg/s1600/original.gif[/img]

[assassin1421]

[QUOTE=Neoclassical;36434697][img]http://i.imgur.com/FwUxr.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/V79KY.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/vKY3v.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/cfstM.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/YMVFv.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/OY7vW.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IBVfo.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/y706o.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/fwNgZ.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/kkBn5.jpg[/img]

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MTUV9qlaqY4/Tt623HisCkI/AAAAAAAADfY/8P6gcpzVMpg/s1600/original.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
So, the website is now sh*t face punch now?

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[YourFriendJoe]

[QUOTE=assassin1421;36434741]So, the website is now sh*t face punch now?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://faceshit.proboards.com/[/url]

[No_Excuses]

What a shit fest this turned out to be.

[assassin1421]

[QUOTE=No_Excuses;36434769]What a shit fest this turned out to be.[/QUOTE]

there it's gone, happy now?

[Saucy]

[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;36434686]Spit and Semen both belong in the same place anyway.[/QUOTE]

I keep spit in my testicles too.

[Grape Soda]

[QUOTE=assassin1421;36434789]Ikr, looks like this is "puts on sunglasses" a shitty thread. YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!![/QUOTE]

Pls go
Edit: Oh yeah forgot about the subject of this thread, The bucket of vomit beside me is now semen. (Not a big improvement :I)

[assassin1421]

[QUOTE=Grape Soda;36434836]Pls go[/QUOTE]

No thank you good sir if I have offended you I am terribly sorry dear sir.

[Saucy]

[QUOTE=assassin1421;36434789]Ikr, looks like this is "puts on sunglasses" a shitty thread. YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!![/QUOTE]

Go away.

[MountainWatcher]

The saliva in my mouth. :byodood:

[arlygoodbrownie]

The semen in my testicles is now semen.

[Bound]

The hot coffee on my desk is now a big hot mug of sperm