if im shitting i sit down
if im not shitting i stand up
i mostly stand
Sit most of the time, but if I'm in a rush (or have to piss [b]RIGHT FUCKING NOW[/B]) I'll stand.
[QUOTE=lotusking;37030010]if im shitting i sit down
if im not shitting i stand up[/QUOTE]
What do I vote then
im a woman and I pee standing up
poll seems awfully discriminatory against the transgendered community
I actually don't pee in a toilet. I pee in my grandma's casket so she knows I'll always be their.
Whatever man. Just get the pee rolling.
I stand up when pissing
This poll seems to be biased toward sitting down.
[quote]I sit down, it's quiet, neater, and don't have to touch myself.[/quote]
For me the benefits of standing are much better: its faster, more sanitary, and urinals are more convenient than hoping for an open/clean stall.
Why would you even think it's about shitting?
Sit if I'm at home, stand if I'm in public.
[QUOTE=imptastick;37030458]This poll seems to be biased toward sitting down.
For me the benefits of standing are much better: its faster, more sanitary, and urinals are more convenient than hoping for an open/clean stall.[/QUOTE]
I disagree, it's faster to sit while pulling down the pants in one smooth motion. It's quiet, so it doesn't bother others, and it doesn't result in splashing or the drops you sometimes can get in your pant leg. Not to mention you wont have to spend time washing your hands.
I sit because i have this godawful thing where if i stand still for too long my legs get itchy as fuck. "Too long" equals around 3 or 4 seconds.
i shit standing up
[QUOTE=TonyP;37030494]I disagree, it's faster to sit while pulling down the pants in one smooth motion. It's quiet, so it doesn't bother others, and it doesn't result in splashing or the drops you sometimes can get in your pant leg. Not to mention you wont have to spend time washing your hands.[/QUOTE]
How is faster to pull down the pants instead of just unzipping your fly? As for sound I don't care if someone hears me piss because that is what a bathroom is for, and if you aim right no splash back. Also you should always wash your hands, just touching the handle to flush means you have dirty hands.
[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;37030514]Relevant Oatmeal image:
[thumb]http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/peeing_sitting_down/1.png[/thumb]
[thumb]http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/peeing_sitting_down/2.png[/thumb][/QUOTE]
-snip- added the second half while I was typing.
Tell me, what takes longer?
Stand in the right position
unbutton
unzip
pull down front of underwear
aim penis
pee
zip back up
button back up
grab square of toilet paper to flush without touching the handle
or
stand with ass facing toilet
begin to sit while pulling pants down
stand back up while pulling pants up
grab square of toilet paper to flush without touching the handle
[QUOTE=TonyP;37030541]Tell me, what takes longer?
Stand in the right position
unbutton
unzip
pull down front of underwear
aim penis
pee
zip back up
button back up
grab square of toilet paper to flush without touching the handle
or
stand with ass facing toilet
begin to sit while pulling pants down
stand back up while pulling pants up
grab square of toilet paper to flush without touching the handle[/QUOTE]
The Oatmeal would argue otherwise with the latter, but it's obviously the latter.
[QUOTE=TonyP;37030541]Tell me, what takes longer?
Stand in the right position
unbutton
unzip
pull down front of underwear
aim penis
pee
zip back up
button back up
grab square of toilet paper to flush without touching the handle
or
stand with ass facing toilet
begin to sit while pulling pants down
stand back up while pulling pants up
grab square of toilet paper to flush without touching the handle[/QUOTE]
I wear a belt so undoing it would make sitting take much longer, plus if you are in public you have to factor in closing the stall compared to just walking up to the urinal.
It's obviously faster to sit.
It takes longer to unbutton, unzip, pull, aim, zip, button, than to simply sit, I'd say it takes about 3-5 seconds to get yourself all set up. It takes less than 2 seconds to simply sit down.
[editline]1st August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=imptastick;37030567]I wear a belt so undoing it would make sitting take much longer, plus if you are in public you have to factor in closing the stall compared to just walking up to the urinal.[/QUOTE]
If you have no problem pissing in front of others why would you close the stall?
i only sit at home
[QUOTE=TonyP;37030574]It's obviously faster to sit.
It take longer to unbutton, unzip, pull, aim, zip, button, than to simply sit. It takes less than 2 seconds to simply sit down.[/QUOTE]
I disagree, because I would have to undo my belt as well as unbutton and unzip my pants if I were to pull them down, then reverse the process when I am done.
Plus I prefer to avoid my ass is touching a public toilet seat as much as I can, or at least limit the time.
[QUOTE=TonyP;37030574]
If you have no problem pissing in front of others why would you close the stall?[/QUOTE]
There is a big difference between pissing at a urinal and sitting with your pants down in front of people.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;37030278]im a woman and I pee standing up
poll seems awfully discriminatory against the transgendered community[/QUOTE]
The option doesn't say "i stand up because i'm a [I]MAN[/I]!" it just says "i stand up to do it" so what's wrong with picking that one? It's a gender neutral option.
Does it really need an extra "I stand up to do it, but i'm a pre-op transgendered person, just thought i'd throw that out there"
There is no reason to have that option.
[editline]1st August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=imptastick;37030628]I disagree, because I would have to undo my belt as well as unbutton and unzip my pants if I were to pull them down, then reverse the process when I am done.
Plus I prefer to avoid my ass is touching a public toilet seat as much as I can, or at least limit the time.[/QUOTE]
Strange, I wear a belt sometimes and I don't have to undo it. But why would you need to unbutton and unzip just to pull them down? They shouldn't be that tight or do you have buns of steel that prevent them from squeezing over it, lol.
[QUOTE=TonyP;37030632]
Strange, I wear a belt sometimes and I don't have to undo it. But why would you need to unbutton and unzip just to pull them down? They shouldn't be that tight.[/QUOTE]
I wear my belt tight because I normally have a ton of stuff in my pocket and don't want my pants to sag. As for unbuttoning it is a lot more comfortable to pull my pants up then button them then pulling them up while buttoned.
Ah, I see, that makes sense.
I only pee sitting down in two situations
when I first wake up and when I get home from work.
interchangeable master race
[QUOTE=TonyP;37030541]Tell me, what takes longer?
Stand in the right position
unbutton
unzip
pull down front of underwear
aim penis
pee
zip back up
button back up
grab square of toilet paper to flush without touching the handle
or
stand with ass facing toilet
begin to sit while pulling pants down
stand back up while pulling pants up
grab square of toilet paper to flush without touching the handle[/QUOTE]
that was the shittiest comparison list all year and not because it has to do with pee
gj
face toilet, pull out dick, piss, flush
bam
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