Most Badass Last Words

[OzzyOsbourne]

"I've got a headline for you mr newsman: French Frys!"

--A french man talking to the press as he is about to get the electric chair

[HazeFyer23]

"Hey.. I still have to kick your ass!"

[OzzyOsbourne]

"More Weight"

--A man in the midst of an execution by crushing

[Unkle Dada]

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.

[OzzyOsbourne]

[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19866050]"Hey.. I still have to kick your ass!"[/QUOTE]

what was that from?

[Herr Sven]

"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward! You are only going to kill a man!"

Ernesto "Che" Guevara

[GunsNRoses]

I think i left the oven on.

[Fire Kracker]

"Waaah!"

-storm trooper falling off the railing

[marco900]

[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19866061]"More Weight"

--A man in the midst of an execution by crushing[/QUOTE]

It was Giles Corey. When he was being pressed in the Salem witch trials.

[suttles]

I'm dead

[TheIceman]

[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19866010]"I've got a headline for you mr newsman: French Frys!"

--A french man talking to the press as he is about to get the electric chair[/QUOTE]

No, that's one of the few times you are wrong my friend.

The guy's name was James French, and he said: "Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French Fries.."

Been reading Cracked.com lately?

[HazeFyer23]

[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19866108]what was that from?[/QUOTE]

Some fuck pushed me to the ground.. as he sped away with my brand new Ipod I said that

[grayronftw]

"op's gay"

[declan]

"Burn in hell...Drowned in Heaven"

[Cyclocius]

*Wilhelm Scream*

[Beaverlake]

Päronsoda

[Gay4Grandad]

My buttcrack itches.

[sami-pso]

I am sorry, the princess is in another castle.

[OzzyOsbourne]

[QUOTE=grayronftw;19866462]"op's gay"[/QUOTE]

[img]http://jessenoller.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gran-torino-clint-eastwood.jpg[/img]

[Murdoco]

[img]http://www.bastardgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/blurb_farnsworth_20090408.jpg[/img]
WITH MY LAST BREATH I CURSE YOU ZOIDBERG!

[Shustriyvich]

Hey guys, watch this!

[Lord of Ears]

brb, soup

[that guy]

Dammit, not again!

[RaveRaze]

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me"

[Lt Kyle]

"I know what your thinking, did he fire 6 shots or did he fire 5?"

:clint:

[retyuoligkl]

"If the time travel is successful, tuesday should come AFTER monday, Elvis Presly should have died of a drug OD not the fire he was in, Germany LOST WWII, and...
...And i'll be dead..."

[mars7a]

[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19866050]"Hey.. I still have to kick your ass!"[/QUOTE]

"Come back here so I can smack you in the penis!"

Whoever gets reference receives one cookie.

[Egg_Toaster]

"Go ahead, make my day."

[Purplevain]

"do you smell gas? oh well anyway, want a smoke?"

[xpod1]

GOD wiLL Not DIE

written in the blood of a badass caught on his way out of church, who was beaten and shot in the chest with a revolver 6 times