A Message For My Furry Friends! Post Your Thoughts!
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I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like furries...no siree!
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a fat furry faggot, and a big bi spook!
You know it...cause I show it
Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
And these Furries here you see,
Would sure like to get a-hold of furry-hatin' me!
Roses are red, and violet's are blue
And furries are maggots, you know that's true
But they don't mind, cause what the heck!
You gotta be dirty to do their deeds!
And I'm pissed...no joke
I ain't got a nickel for a coke!
And I ain't furry, you see
So it ain't helping poor furry-hatin' me.
FurFaggot, FurFaggot...where are you?
I'm here in the woodpile...watchin' you
FurFaggot, FurFaggot...come out!
No! Cause I'm scared of the angry people a-way down South
You know it!...cause I show it.
Stick your furry head out and I'll blow it!
And the furries here you see,
Can't keep you away from little old furry-hatin' me!
Mirror, mirror...on the wall
Who is the furriest of them all?
A man named TwiZted, and there ain't no doubt
That he's causin' lots of trouble with his baboon mouth.
A-Brewin'...he's a-doin'
It's caused by the trouble he's a-brewin'
And these furries here you see,
can't win if the smart men stick with furry-hatin' me!
Hey! Mr. Hezzy! What do you say?
When are we sanes gonna have our day?
The furry's had there's such a long, long time
I'm Mad, and it's time that I had mine!
You know it...cause I show it!
Stick your furry head out and I'll blow it!
And the furries here you see,
Can't win if the smart men stick with furry-hatin' me!
-Hazel
Looky what I made! =) Now this is all just my oppinions/dislikes on the fandom, but y'all knew that so tell me why I'd be wrong? What's your thoughts and oppinions!
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Hi.
Hello (=
Oh Shit, incoming firestorm.
[editline]1st February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hazel;27793118]Hello (=[/QUOTE]
BTW
You're not original for hating furries.
Have you got anything against dragons? :colbert:
Although I'm not typically a fan of internet poems, bravo. :golfclap:
[QUOTE=Jonesy.exe;27793108]Hi.[/QUOTE]
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Nothing personal, I just hate long as shit titles.
Oh dear.
cool poem, made it for english?
Possibly, probably, notedly nope.
Ahem all furries in the thread. You all seem quite acquainted and all, now how about you all go into the showers.
Don't mind me with the gas canister.
[QUOTE=Tools;27793137][url]http://www.facepunch.com/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=267736[/url]
Nothing personal, I just hate long as shit titles.[/QUOTE]
Its cool.
Oh thank god there's going to be some flames spread! It's getting pretty cold over here in America, if you happen to be in those certain states.
On a more serious note, some of that stuff didn't rhyme, and when it did, it didn't flow very well.
Also, how do you feel about Catgirls?
[QUOTE=slayer20;27793179]Oh thank god there's going to be some flames spread! It's getting pretty cold over here in America, if you happen to be in those certain states.
On a more serious note, some of that stuff didn't rhyme, and when it did, it didn't flow very well.
Also, how do you feel about Catgirls?[/QUOTE]
Possibly, probably, notedly-nope. That's because you heard it in your head alllll wrong. (=
DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO POST MY THOUGHTS?! :unsmigghh: /c
This isn't furry section
:frog:
[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;27793228]This isn't furry section
:frog:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'da got banned if I posted this there. I spoke to a moderating guy about it.
[editline]1st February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=soderholm13;27793218]DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO POST MY THOUGHTS?! :unsmigghh: /c[/QUOTE]
Sure as hell do!
Instead of writing a poem, be a man and set them on fire.
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;27793275]Instead of writing a poem, be a man and set them on fire.[/QUOTE]
Haven't you heard the news? Hehe
You rhymed "it" with "it" three times
You rhymed "you" with "you"
You tried an failed to rhyme the following pairs:
heck - deeds
out - South
doubt - mouth
time - mine
You're getting downgraded, the highest you can get now is a B-. See me after class :colbert:
quite odd for such a fetish to be constantly bashed day in day out.
Its not the thought of furryness that gets me, its the people who are like "we yiff everyday i hate a mate x3333"
Well shit this'll end badly.
[QUOTE=Dachande;27793331]quite odd for such a fetish to be constantly bashed day in day out.
Its not the thought of furryness that gets me, its the people who are like "we yiff everyday i hate a mate x3333"[/QUOTE]
Haha, "odd"
-on second though, snip-
[quote]And I'm pissed...no joke
I ain't got a nickel for a coke!
And I ain't furry, you see
So it ain't helping poor furry-hatin' me.[/quote]
quit saying ain't it won't make you some hardass gangsta rappa from da hood yo
[QUOTE=Murkat;27793389]quit saying ain't it won't make you some hardass gangsta rappa from da hood yo[/QUOTE]
Man you crack me up, you think I'm trying to be black? Hahaha!
furries are gay
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no joke
Not really that interesting.
Best posted in the Creative Work that Doesn't Deserve a Thread thread.
[QUOTE=SweetSwifter;27793420]Not really that interesting.
Best posted in the Creative Work that Doesn't Deserve a Thread thread.[/QUOTE]
Now, what now? Best Posted in Creative Work doesn't deserve a thread thread that's not interesting? I am a little confused.
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