Post the most horrendous lyrics you've ever heard - General

Like disgusting, horrible, violent, politically incorrect, ect. Please put song name and artist name. Ich Tu Dir Weh - Rammstein You're only alive for me I poke medals into your face You are utterly devoted to me You love me because I don't love you You bleed for the salvation of my soul A little cut and you're turned on Your body already completely disfigured Whatever, anything goes I hurt you I'm not sorry It does you good Listen to it scream With you, I choose the torment Barbed wire in the urethra Put your flesh in salt and pus First you die but then you'll keep living Bites, kicks, hard blows Needles, pliers, dull saw Make a wish, I won't say no And I'll insert the rodents into you I hurt you I'm not sorry It does you good Listen to it scream You are the ship, I'm the captain Where do you want to go? I see your face in the mirror You love me because I don't love you I hurt you I'm not sorry It does you good Listen to it scream

Pretty much every rap song sung by a black man and some white people. I mean that is the least racist way possible.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v468ptuXw[/media] Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together, Brighter than a lucky penny, When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear, And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine. My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody! Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way When you're in love to stay. Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together, Brighter than a lucky penny, When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear, And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine. My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody! Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way 'Cause you're in love, you're in love, And love is here to stay!

[QUOTE=Ama-zake;18521355][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v468ptuXw[/media] Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together, Brighter than a lucky penny, When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear, And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine. My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody! Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way When you're in love to stay. Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together, Brighter than a lucky penny, When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear, And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine. My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody! Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way 'Cause you're in love, you're in love, And love is here to stay![/QUOTE] 0:17, the reaction of the guy is HILARIOUS!

Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's Cunt by Cannibal Corpse Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony Eyes in the darkness Echoing their madness The sights that have passed before them Watching as though it has never happened Now I only listen to what is not spoken Murder, hatred Anger, Savage Killings I have caused more than can be counted orgies of sadism And sexual perversion Virgin Tied to my mattress Legs spread wide Ruptured bowel, yanked From her insides Devirginized with my knife Internally bleeding Vagina, secreting her blood-wet pussy I am eating on her guts I am feeding Mutilated with a machete I fucked her dead body The first and last Your life's only romance My knife's jammed in your ass As you die you orgasm Pass on to the dead Nerve trembling convulsions No longer looking human I never see them, but I know they're there Locked in my subconscious Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten Haunting unrealities Tear at me Hold her arms Her mouth taped shut Screams unheard Out pour her guts Layers of flesh peeling away Languish in your own decay descriptions of my killings bone chilling Terror, tear, her Virgin cunt Virgins are my victims Their tight interiors I explore Sharpened utensils of torture Now inserted inside of her Sex organs extracted for eating On her liver I am gnawing Forbidden lust for guts Ripped from her cunt Tears of blood cry down her thigh I ram my fist inside her hole From her crotch piss now flows Rectum filled with shit I fucked her emptied body Until she became stiff

Fireflys by owl city. The fuck is a "sockhop"?

[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA[/hd] Fucking Miley Cyrus.

If nobody agrees with me, I'm going to cut my self. [CODE]Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface Consuming/confusing This lack of self-control I fear is never ending Controlling/I can't seem To find myself again My walls are closing in (Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before So insecure Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me Distracting/reacting Against my will I stand beside my own reflection It`s haunting how I can't seem... To find myself again My walls are closing in (Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before So insecure Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing, confusing what is real (There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface) Consuming, confusing what is real (This lack of self-control I fear is never ending) Controlling, confusing what is real.[/CODE]

Anything by Brokencyde. Horrible horrible horrible. [QUOTE=zombiefreak;18521326]Ich Tu Dir Weh - Rammstein[/QUOTE] M-My sarcasm detector must be broken, that song was great.

[QUOTE=TAU!;18522275] M-My sarcasm detector must be broken, that song was great.[/QUOTE] I never said the song was bad, I just said the lyrics were horrendous. RAMMSTEIN FOREVER.

[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;18522171]Fucking Miley Cyrus.[/QUOTE] :quagmire:

[B]Lyrics to Welcome To Sludge City by Annotations of an Autopsy: She bled from every fucking hole. First step: rip out entrails From her bloody cunt, Nothing but a piece of meat, nothing but a whore. I'm sick and tired of fucking whores, I'm trying sodomy with saws; Let's see how fucking hot she is With her arsehole ripped to bits. Straight up her arse goes my blade, Thrusting deeply Nothing but a whore (OH) Fucker Disembowl her fucking body (make her feel it), When I'm done with you, you won't have a cunt left[/B]

GG Allin have some pretty good lyrics if you're not thinking about doing a political career. [quote= Gypsy Motherfucker]To the cunt in Minnesota, I cracked your skull fuck you 'N in Chicago niggers tried to kill me, but you didn't pull through Fuck you all in Philly, I was just too fast for you And all you fuckers in Boston, I got something up my ass for you Do me your doctor teller, motherfucker Don't turn your back on me I'm a, I'm a motherfucker I cheat, I lie, I'll destroy your life, I'm a motherfucker I'll steal, I'll rape, I'll break your face, I'm a motherfucker I remember your vagina, little cunt in Carolina You all down in Texas way, you tried to stab me, no way In the wreck of the New Jersey ring, we stuck it to you You cried for us to stop, but we fucking raped you, you fucking cunt Call me trash, I'm a motherfucker I ain't gonna kiss nobody's ass, I'm a motherfucker I'm a slut, slut smelly faggot freak, I'm a motherfucker And I don't fit in nobody's scene, I'm a motherfucker I'll fuck you over I don't care, I'm a motherfucker Eat my anal cavity here, I'm a motherfucker I'll use you up until I'm through, I'm a motherfucker To get what I want I'll step on you, I'm a motherfucker In New York city with a knife in your throat, I shit on you I kicked you in the fucking face, I stole from all of you Spent some time in emergency rooms, for calling me to Dallas Many nights we've spent in jail, but they just can't fucking nail us I'm a penny waiting for change, I'm a motherfucker And I hate every fucking thing, I'm a motherfucker And I got split personalities, I'm a motherfucker There's a bomb ticking inside of me, I'm a suicidal motherfucker[/quote] [quote= Expose yourself to kids] Let's fuck some kids, they can't say no Molest them now before they grow Threaten them with oral sex Expose yourself to incest 'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Suck a little hairless crack Hold 'em down, they can't fight back Watch 'em scream and cry with fear Fucking cunt don't tell nobody dear 'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Alright, expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Say I'm a pervert, it's OK Hey! Candy little girl? Walk my way, you fucking bitch Child abuse is on my mind Little fucking kids I'm soon to find But it's alright, expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your cock in front of them and masturbate![/quote] I love that man so much.

Anything snap music, most mainstream rap. I specify snap music and mainstream rap because a lot of underground rappers, like Slug from atmosphere, Mac Lethal and Brother Ali have brilliant lyrics and are having their music genre undignified by assholes like 50 cent, Lil Wayne and Soulja Boy.

Anything by Miley Cyrus.

The leaches on your face Fucking pathetic waste Destroying every ounce of flesh The earth will rot your bones in hell your soul will decompose I torch the soil where you lay I walk the earth Defining death to potential prey Ive injected myself with your blood My insides eating out Bury my conscience deep within My life feels half complete By fucking bitches to their death By feeding maggots to my gut I am the torturous one Bitches bow to me Wash my feet with the dirtiest blood Wash my feet with the moldiest blood from the dirtiest one I curse the world with evil Devour pretty whores Rape and bury them six feet under You want fucking lust? I am the winner Of this charade Where bitches bow to me And curse my name I am fucking pathetic To this pathetic world You are the only one I want between my legs You are the only bitch I love with severed heads You are the ugliest mutha fucker I every did see You are the only bitch wholl bow to me I watched you waste away from between my hands You will not escape from me You suffer merciless torture at the hands of death Beware for evil has taken The dirty whores away Batten down the latches on your forsaken society Yah he sees with bloodshot eyes and I fuck your daughters Hack them up Kill them one by one The taste of pure slut is all that keeps me here Lock up your doors Lock up the sluts Lock up their cunts Everything I want I fucking own My life revolves around fucking possession Everything that I own I just posses to dismember They love to watch themselves hacked apart All their limbs will be removed Enter the mind of a psychopath Where girls remain possessions Do you love what I have done? Raping just for the fun Have I lost my mind? For becoming who I am Its all your fucking fault Dumb bitches fuck they don’t understand This world does not revolve around them All your limbs will be removed with tedious precision What’s left is fucking useless but still breathing Each breath feeds them as they chew flesh My conscience escapes me when I feel the warm insides of sluts All your limbs will be removed I live two separate lives I’m hiding in disguise Seek and you’ll fucking find I live two separate lives Hidden from their fucking eyes I hunt in secret I hunt in silence I stalk my prey in secret Watch them waste away Parasitic Autopsy and Infinite Death by Thy Art is Murder

jingle bells Ninja'd

Don't you wish you were a fly on the wall by Miley Cyrus. Huge ripoff of Thriller. [editline]07:33PM[/editline] [QUOTE=RedStar;18522954]:quagmire:[/QUOTE] :smug::hf::quagmire:

Brokencyde - 2 Drunk 2 Drive [quote]Get krunk, get drunk, get fucked up. Throw your hands in the air, that's whats up. Now pass me the forty girl. I need to get drunk before it's over girl! So don't you take this drink from me. I will knock you down on your knees. And make you lick my penis up and down, up and down... Up and down, back and forth, I'm making you my whore. Up and down, back and forth, girl you will be my whore... I'M SO FUCKED UP! I'M SO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! WHAT THE FUCK! I'M SO FUCKED UPppppppp... Girl I'm too drunk to drive. Will you take me home tonight. You can be my sugar dumpling muffin baby punkin pie! So look into my eyes. Do you really think I lie. Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!!! Drink up, drunk slut, you catch up. I'm too fucked up to stand up. I don't drink to impress myself. I drink to wake up in your girlfriends house. And when I wake up in her bed. I tell that bitch to give me head. I make her lick my penis up and down, up and down...[/quote] These... by far.

[QUOTE=Khaos23;18524344]Brokencyde - 2 Drunk 2 Drive These... by far.[/QUOTE] Oh fuck, I forgot about them. And have you heard of Millionaires? They're pretty shit as well: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfWnIid5J8[/media] I threw a banana peel at them at warped tour :smug:

SONGS TO WEAR PANTS TO!!! It's a website it has some songs and you can listen to them from your computer all you have to do is rightclick and save as PANTS SOLO!!!!!

[quote] If I cut off your arms Cut off your legs Would you still love me anyway If you're bound and you're gagged Draped and displayed Would you still love me anyway Why don't you love me anyway Why don't you love me anyway If I cut off your arms Cut off your legs Would you still love me anyway If you're bound and you're gagged Draped and displayed Would you still love me Love me anyway Why don't you love me anyway Why don't you love me anyway Why don't you love me anyway Why don't you love me anyway Cutting with a knife Blood is spilling everywhere She will be my wife Secondary spine Incisions must be accurate I know just what to do My hands are trembling I can't spare to slip up with this knife Her beauty's illogical The beast come gliding in Hideous chameleon Stripped down to her skin Dance to the burning flame Pleasure exhumes the pain The night bursts into flame Dance Helena Dance If I cut off your arms Cut off your legs Would you still love me anyway There's a spot on the floor Where your limbs used to be And I close the door on my fantasies Why don't you love me anyway Why don't you love me anyway (Dance) Why don't you love me anyway (Helena) Why don't you love me anyway (Helena)[/quote] Helena, the good Misfits one not the shitty emo MCR one

Fuck me in the ass Fuck me in the ass x50. Some generic techno song.

pretty much almost anything Simple Plan wrote

Every T-Pain song

BFFAEAE by The Arrogant Sons of Bitches. Most of it, at least. I fucked the world. From Carolina to St. Louis: a seed in every girl. I took it all for granted, and I'll take it all for granted till I die. So take it off. The t-shirt and the skirt so I can sniff your panties touch your bra! I hate to take advantage, but I need to take advantage of you! And yes, this means we can't be friends! Everyone around us knows. Everyone's in on the joke, yeah. The joke's a joke that doesn't end! Everyone's in on the joke. *Chorus* I didn't even think that you would notice! You didn't even think that I could do this! Come on everybody, do the backstab! I always knew it, asshole. You're fired you didn't- I didn't think that you would notice! You didn't even think that I could do this! Come on everybody, do the backstab! I always knew it, asshole. You're fired you didn't quit. I broke the pact. Took all your trust and hard work: introduced it to my lap! It kills to be dishonest, but you're not an exception from the rules. All of the sponsorships, the free CDs. The little boys look up to me! The worship of the little girls; My only chance to fuck the world! I hate to take advantage, but I need to take advantage of you! And yes, this means we can't be friends! Everyone around us knows! Everyone's in on the joke, yeah! The joke's a joke that doesn't end! Everyone's in on the joke! *Chorus* I didn't even think that you would notice! You didn't even think that I could do this! Come on everybody, do the backstab! I always knew it, asshole. You're fired, you didn't- I didn't think that you would notice! You didn't even think that I could do this! Come on everybody, do the backstab! I always knew it, asshole! You're fired, you didn't quit! And when we break up, We'll drop our eyes like little girls! Excuse me, I- Blahblahblahblah, sorry, sorry! (Wtf? =P) I haven't done a single thing! I won't admit to anything! You lied your way into my wallet, I'll lie my way into your bed! I didn't even think you would- You didn't even think that I- Didn't even think that you would notice! You didn't even think that I could do this! (Shit!) Come on everybody, do the backstab, asshole! You're fired, you didn't quit, you asshole! You're fired, you didn't quit, you asshole! You're fired, you didn't quiiiiiit!!! I trusted wrong! And once again my judgement was far from fuckin' on! You can't repair the damage! Some mistakes can never be undone! I lost control! I wanted to believe that I could trust another soul! But everyone's a liar, and I'm so damn naive, I should be shot... And yes, this means I'll spend the night Drinking by myself and watching movies I've already seen, yeah. And yes, this means I'll spend the night Reading my band's message board and hoping someone out there gets me. And yes, this means I'll spend the night Looking at my cell phone checking up on calls I might have missed, and- And even though I'm alone, I'm glad that we're not friends...

8043350051, LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face (Soulja Boy Tell 'Em) 8043351005, (Gucci) LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face (Chorus) Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this, LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face (Trey Songz) Shorty called my phone, I was busy (I was busy) Cruisin in that Benz round the city (round the city) Then I felt my phone buzz, I know that she like thugs, I'm a bad boy like diddy (take that! ), Then she sent the text, that read, baby I'm at home, Then she sent another one that says she's all alone So I text her a smiley face and said lets do the grown, She said lol, boy you crazy, come on Then she said actually, you aint gotta ask me Sent that lil face with the tongue cuz I'm nasty I'm on my way, girl I can't wait, twitter me a picture Let me see that okayy, [Chorus] Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this, LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face Go to my page and follow and if you got a body like a coke bottle, Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this, LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face (Gucci Mane) Email Me Shawty Text Bay send your boy a smily face, Gucci Mane x-rated we could make a sex tape. Pics on my iphone, gucci on her ipod, when she turn around, ass make you say "Oh God!" Mommy real beautiful, manicured cuticles, office job, student girl, holding down her cubicle, and she got my number tell her man that's like a miracle, said she like my swag, but love 6's on my vehicle, GA to VA, Cali girls love me, Brooklyn girls hug me, Miami girls sexy, pull up in the stretchy, Jump out flexing, first date sexing, next night texting (well damn! ). [Chorus] Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this, LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face Go to my page and follow and if you got a body like a coke bottle, Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this, LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face (Soulja Boy) (Trey I got you baby) Lol smiley face, lol smiley face, soulja boy tell 'em, bay lol smiley face, babygirl sent da picture to my blackberry, she fine and she thick just like Halle Berry (well damn! ), kiss me through the phone, LOL smiley face we can go and kick it bay later on at my place, she message me on myspace told me she loved me, she texting my phone 4:30 in da morning, baby I'm horny, I wanna kiss you, I can put it on you, that's not an issue, she scratching my back, screaming out I'm hers, she text my phone said I need your love, I met her monday last week in da club, one week later now she telling me that she in love. [Chorus] Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this, LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face Go to my page and follow and if you got a body like a coke bottle, Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this, LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvTQKcYCwWM[/media] Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget Chorus: You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2) You're fucking gay The guitarist wears a mask To hide the cum stains on his face They're the gayest band I've ever seen And I've seen the Culture Club live Chorus Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy And see if he still wants to be black :smug:

These lyrics make absolutely NO sense. Title: Oasis - Champagne Supernova lyrics How many special people change? How many lives are living strange? Where were you while we were getting high? Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannonball Where were you while we were getting high? Someday you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova in the sky Someday you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova A champagne supernova in the sky Wake up the dawn and ask her why A dreamer dreams, she never dies Wipe that tear away now from your eye Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannonball Where were you while we were getting high? Someday you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova in the sky Someday you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova A champagne supernova 'Cuz we don't believe That they're gonna get away from the summer But you and I will never die The world's still spinning around we don't know why Why-why-why-why-i-i (guitar solo) How many special people change? How many lives are living strange? Where were you while we were getting high? Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannonball Where were you while we were getting high? Someday you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova in the sky Someday you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova A champagne supernova 'Cuz we don't believe That they're gonna get away from the summer But you and I will never die The world's still spinning around we don't know why Why-why-why-why-i-i (a really long guitar solo) (background - sounds like a bunch of "No"'s) (birds chirping) (more guitar) How many special people change? How many lives are living strange? Where were you while we were getting high? We were getting high <-- 9 times, background "Oooh-oooh" (Fades out 7th-9th times to just one "Oooh-oooh") (Song gets really quiet, fades to a peaceful guitar solo.) (PS I love the song.)

[QUOTE=stea1th;18525914]pretty much almost anything Simple Plan wrote[/QUOTE] Very very true [quote]Do you ever feel like breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place? Like somehow you just don't belong And no one understands you? Do you ever wanna run away? Do you lock yourself in your room With the radio on turned up so loud That no one hears you screaming? No, you don't know what it's like When nothing feels all right You don't know what it's like to be like me To be hurt, to feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No, you don't know what it's like Welcome to my life Do you wanna be somebody else? Are you sick of feeling so left out? Are you desperate to find something more Before your life is over? Are you stuck inside a world you hate? Are you sick of everyone around With their big fake smiles and stupid lies While deep inside you're bleeding? No, you don't know what it's like When nothing feels all right You don't know what it's like to be like me To be hurt, to feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No, you don't know what it's like Welcome to my life No one ever lied straight to your face And no one ever stabbed you in the back You might think I'm happy But I'm not gonna be okay Everybody always gave you what you wanted You never had to work It was always there You don't know what it's like What it's like To be hurt, to feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No, you don't know what it's like (What it's like) To be hurt, to feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No, you don't know what it's like Welcome to my life Welcome to my life Welcome to my life [/quote] I mean, this is like a self-parody. Except they aren't. It's actually pretty funny.