Somehow I find people failing time after time to make a goddamn decent sandwich.
I made this stupid ass diagram in three seconds.
Note the yellow bit is representative of cheese, and the green bit is either lettuce or spinach.
Pussy sauce is along the lines of miracle whip and other shit like that. Non-pussy sauce is shit like mustard. You know, shit with actual taste.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You now have a delicious sandwich! Provided your bread is not terribly processed, your tomatoes are not terribly old, and you're not a vegetarian, this should work to lambast your taste buds with phenominally fancy flavours. If you think you have a better formula with normal not hard to acquire ingredients, post it. I'm always willing to try new things provided they're not retarded.
You must be the first person I've ever seen who got angry about [i]sandwiches[/i].
Great thread, would read again.
"I like club sandwiches, I get them all the time and im not even a member"
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Dude 3"I like three slices of bread on my sandwich"
Dude 2 "Me too"
Dude 1 "then lets form a club!"
Dude 2 "Spread the word on menus nation wide"
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[QUOTE=eXiv2;27454576]You must be the first person I've ever seen who got angry about [i]sandwiches[/i].[/QUOTE]
Generally it's easy to not fuck up a sandwich. If you can't make a delicious sandwich I have serious doubts about your ability to tie your shoes. It is literally the first food anyone learns to make, and an astounding amount of people do it wrong. Subway is the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen. It literally takes you less money and slightly more time to make the sandwich yourself, without the douchebag looking at you weird for putting bacon with egg salad or whatever weird ass taste you have.
Don't worry guys I'm in the kitchen
I make them my way and no one can tell me to make them differently
fight the power and shit, yo
[QUOTE=koeniginator;27457918]I make them my way and no one can tell me to make them differently
fight the power and shit, yo[/QUOTE]
As long as you actually enjoy your sandwiches, you're probably doing it right! My formula is the basic one you learn at pretty much every fast food restaurant ever. If you have a different way of doing it, post it.
make pussy sauce actual pussy sauce
Bread, butter/mayo and ham.
Cheese too if I feel adventurous...
[QUOTE=Ohforf;27460934]OP thinks his opinion on the correct sandwich is the only one, and every other style of making one is stupid and the person doing so is stupid.
Great going[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CrazyBaconLegs;27458003]As long as you actually enjoy your sandwiches, you're probably doing it right! My formula is the basic one you learn at pretty much every fast food restaurant ever. If you have a different way of doing it, post it.[/QUOTE]
The entire point of the thread is to post what you think is a tasty sandwich, but of course no one read the entire OP, let alone the thread. That would be silly, it has 11 posts!
i rather enjoy a ham, rocket and wholegrain mustard sandwich from time to time
[QUOTE=CrazyBaconLegs;27454479]Somehow I find people failing time after time to make a goddamn decent sandwich.
I made this stupid ass diagram in three seconds.
Note the yellow bit is representative of cheese, and the green bit is either lettuce or spinach.
Pussy sauce is along the lines of miracle whip and other shit like that. Non-pussy sauce is shit like mustard. You know, shit with actual taste.
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/93bee3f53a5bc5c5e3086c405d3ea082.png[/img_thumb]
CONGRATULATIONS! You now have a delicious sandwich! Provided your bread is not terribly processed, your tomatoes are not terribly old, and you're not a vegetarian, this should work to lambast your taste buds with phenominally fancy flavours. If you think you have a better formula with normal not hard to acquire ingredients, post it. I'm always willing to try new things provided they're not retarded.[/QUOTE]
Suck my male reproductive system, I love Miracle Whip.
what are you talking about miracle whip has taste
it just tastes like tangy shit thats all
Nutella!!!!!!!
Shiiiit, I like Miracle Whip too... now I'm hungarian.
and mine are usually like
rye, mayo, meat of some sort, cheese, mustard.
if i'm feeling fancy
rye, pesto, mayo, meat(s), baby swiss or provolone, lettuce
[QUOTE=imptastick;27454628]"I like club sandwiches, I get them all the time and im not even a member"
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Dude 3"I like three slices of bread on my sandwich"
Dude 2 "Me too"
Dude 1 "then lets form a club!"
Dude 2 "Spread the word on menus nation wide"
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I like three and a half slices of bread on my sandwich.
Garlic bread erryday
[QUOTE=ElGrego;27466759]Suck my male reproductive system, I love Miracle Whip.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't have put it on my sandwich if I didn't like it, I just put it with the juicy vegetables instead of the meat. I use mustard and shit like that for the meat. I am a doublesauce kinda guy.
There needs to be bacon strips between every layer of stuff on that sandwich.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;27466897]I like three and a half slices of bread on my sandwich.[/QUOTE]
Mitch hedberg, look him up
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