How do I get my child to become properly potty trained?

[That 70's Show]

My child is always missing the toilet when he tries to go. He is 5. How can I get him to pee properly?

[RedRibbonMurder]

Cool story bro

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[soupman345-2]

Hold his dick in the right spot for him.

[adametzi]

Show him yourself

[maurits]

Show him how you do it.

[BlackDeath292]

Throw something like a spot of dirt or something into the toilet bowl, tell him to grab onto his penis with TWO HANDS, and aim as best as he can at whatever you threw in. He'll get the hang of it eventually.

[sboyy]

giveeee him sume booze that alwys works

[j00g0t0wnd]

Is the toilet too high for him?

[ILOVECASH]

Have him piss in a bottle.

[Dronaroid]

[QUOTE=ILOVECASH;16744125]Have him piss in a bottle.[/QUOTE]

Or jar. Whatever.

[Klownox]

Don't ask Facepunch. We're mostly under 18, in the 14/15 age group and virgins. :clint:

[DarkCybrid]

:goatse:

But seriously, tell him that if he makes it in like a good boy, you'll give him a treat or something that he likes

[ProboardslolV2]

Put an ACOG scope on it.