Just keep adding on as much as you want to the story! No rules, no limits, just add stuff to the story. Images are also welcome. And remember, you can post as much as you want, so have fun!
Mkay, I'll start: At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did...
Wait, just 1 rule: Don't do this:
"I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning."
"And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads."
Do this: I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads.
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day.
Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT.
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, a large syntax error occurred as religion was invented after internet.
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all!
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The end.
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture!
I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning
And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads.
Then a mime named chatterbox decided to
Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly.
But then, from the northern horizon came a
boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit.
The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?)
But then he found out it was all a lie.
And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51
But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ???
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture! I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads. Then a mime named chatterbox decided to watch episodes of full house and sip tea. Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly. But then, from the northern horizon came a boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit. The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?) But then he found out it was all a lie. And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51. But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ???
Fucking fixed. Now, if you want to add to the story, copy the above, paste it into a post, add your part of the story, and click post. :protarget:
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture! I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads. Then a mime named chatterbox decided to watch episodes of full house and sip tea. Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly. But then, from the northern horizon came a boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit. The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?) But then he found out it was all a lie. And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51. But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ??? Nevermind, that wasn't 52, it was just a.... Christmas tree? Anyways, back to the story.
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture! I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads. Then a mime named chatterbox decided to watch episodes of full house and sip tea. Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly. But then, from the northern horizon came a boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit. The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?) But then he found out it was all a lie. And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51. But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ??? Nevermind, that wasn't 52, it was just a.... Christmas tree? Anyways, back to the story.
Mary had only one lamb, but it had a cancerous
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture! I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads. Then a mime named chatterbox decided to watch episodes of full house and sip tea. Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly. But then, from the northern horizon came a boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit. The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?) But then he found out it was all a lie. And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51. But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ??? Nevermind, that wasn't 52, it was just a.... Christmas tree? Anyways, back to the story.
Mary had only one lamb, but it had a cancerous... butthole disease. Mary later found out that her ass cancer had killed a small African village.
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture! I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads. Then a mime named chatterbox decided to watch episodes of full house and sip tea. Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly. But then, from the northern horizon came a boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit. The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?) But then he found out it was all a lie. And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51. But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ??? Nevermind, that wasn't 52, it was just a.... Christmas tree? Anyways, back to the story.
Mary had only one lamb, but it had a cancerous... butthole disease. Mary later found out that her ass cancer had killed a small African village.
Mary took the lamb and raped it slowly till
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture! I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads. Then a mime named chatterbox decided to watch episodes of full house and sip tea. Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly. But then, from the northern horizon came a boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit. The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?) But then he found out it was all a lie. And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51. But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ??? Nevermind, that wasn't 52, it was just a.... Christmas tree? Anyways, back to the story.
Mary had only one lamb, but it had a cancerous... butthole disease. Mary later found out that her ass cancer had killed a small African village.
Mary took the lamb and raped it slowly till yet another African village had been killed, from her ass cancer. The lamb was called
jeromy, this little lamb soon confessed to his problems and said the reason he had caused so much problems was because of his radioactive sperm and he had got it in marys eyes this caused mary to have massive convulsives and in time mary learned that jeromys sperm was sacred and every sperm was sacred so she happily accept hte fact she was dying from cancer and turned into a whale and jumped into the ocean ans swam away wanking herself with her new massive willy and jermoy turned to his new friend marcus the mearcat and said....
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture! I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads. Then a mime named chatterbox decided to watch episodes of full house and sip tea. Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly. But then, from the northern horizon came a boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit. The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?) But then he found out it was all a lie. And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51. But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ??? Nevermind, that wasn't 52, it was just a.... Christmas tree? Anyways, back to the story.
Mary had only one lamb, but it had a cancerous... butthole disease. Mary later found out that her ass cancer had killed a small African village.
Mary took the lamb and raped it slowly till yet another African village had been killed, from her ass cancer. The lamb was called whore mouth.
as The lamb starts to cum in Marys mouth it
It became a dark cheeseburger apocalyps.
Everyone died...EXCEPT FOR THE POPULATION OF ENGLAND
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture! I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads. Then a mime named chatterbox decided to watch episodes of full house and sip tea. Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly. But then, from the northern horizon came a boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit. The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?) But then he found out it was all a lie. And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51. But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ??? Nevermind, that wasn't 52, it was just a.... Christmas tree? Anyways, back to the story.
Mary had only one lamb, but it had a cancerous... butthole disease. Mary later found out that her ass cancer had killed a small African village.
Mary took the lamb and raped it slowly till yet another African village had been killed, from her ass cancer. The lamb was called whore mouth.
as The lamb starts to cum in Marys mouth it became a dark cheeseburger apocalypse.Everyone died...EXCEPT FOR THE POPULATION OF ENGLAND but the huge wave of seaman that came towards them and killed them too.
At the beginning of time, there were 2 an incredibly small life forms, floating to oblivion. After millions and millions of years, they finally met, and when they did humanity evolved and the internet was created for DaAngryWeasel so he could make +5 threads a day. Then religion was formed. There were 5 gods, each with different powers. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM A HUGE FAGGOT. Suddenly, the mixture of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale destroyed them all! The end...OF PANDAKIWI! He's just been destroyed by Saxton Norris for posting right after his picture! I pulled a weasel out of this thread and his name was DaAngry, and i ate him for breakfast the next morning. And then Facepunch starved from lack of needless threads. Then a mime named chatterbox decided to watch episodes of full house and sip tea. Basking in his glory for winning at life, slightly. But then, from the northern horizon came a boat called the mayflower and it had people on it coming from england 'cause england sucked shit. The English rebels came to America and killed the indians in the name of freedom. (What!?) But then he found out it was all a lie. And then OPs story has to end once we reach page 51. But oh noes! what is this- We are on page 52 ! ??? Nevermind, that wasn't 52, it was just a.... Christmas tree? Anyways, back to the story.
Mary had only one lamb, but it had a cancerous... butthole disease. Mary later found out that her ass cancer had killed a small African village.
Mary took the lamb and raped it slowly till yet another African village had been killed, from her ass cancer. The lamb was called whore mouth.
as The lamb starts to cum in Marys mouth it became a dark cheeseburger apocalypse.Everyone died...EXCEPT FOR THE POPULATION OF ENGLAND but the huge wave of seaman that came towards them and killed them too. Then Bob Barker went to Apple HQ.
He kicked the door open and made a round-house kick at the security guard, then changed to Chuck NorrisX and
then proceeded to Steve Jobs office. Steve were taking a nap, and didn't hear the fighting outside the hallway until the door to his office got kicked in. Chuck NorrisX then killed Steve Jobs and blew up the Apple HQ. And thus, the world got a little better without shitty iPod and iPads.
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