Red member Nomination thread

[Chickens!]

Good morning/evening/afternoon/night fellow FP'ers.
We are here today to celebrate the prime posting members of our community, the members so great in their posting ways that we may nominate for an exclusive chance to become a red member.

[b]What are the advantages of being a Red member?[/b]
Being a red member is a special privilege awarded to the best posters, being a red member awards you your own subforum in which you have complete control away from the plague of terrible posters that we have seen as of late.

[b]How do I nominate someone for Red Member?[/b]
It's easy! Just post their name in this thread and let the community to the talking, if you want someone to be promoted to red member, just Agree with the post, if you think otherwise, Disagree and doom the poster to a life of Fast threads and mediocre posting.

[b]How do I get nominated to be a red member?[/b]
If you want to become a red member just follow these rules and someone will nominate you in due time:
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Don't think before you post!

Never use correct grammar and spelling.

Don't respect other members opinions.

Question the moderator's decisions.

If the discussion is about trains, derail it, boats are way cooler.

Commonly use words like "Nigger" or "Faggot".

Deliberately cause internet scuffles.

Publicly flaunt your fetishes.

Make a big deal of ratings, if you get 30 dumb ratings, people are bullying you and you must make a fuss over it.
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Post by these guidelines and you'll be a Red member in no time!

[b]What if someone nominates me to become a red member?[/b]
If someone nominates you to become a red member you should accept the honour and ask a mod to promote you right away! You wouldn't want to miss out on a single second of what goes on in the red member palace!

[b]A prime example of a nomination[/b]
I would like to nominate [url=http://www.chickenonaraft.com/][img]http://i.imgur.com/z5nx9.png[/img][/url] for red member.
This glorious example of a poster has been both calling other members derogatory terms such as, I quote "Nigga" and "Fag" such behaviour should not go unrewarded and I feel this member is a prime candidate for a red member promotion, such is his good posting quality that he doth proclaim his affection for ponies in each thread he posts in, and upon being made fun of he does lash out and insult other most respectable members of the community. A shining example of a red member if ever I saw one.

So denizens of FP, who do you think is such a shining poster worthy of such a prestigious award? :wotwot:

[salty peanut]

it's not funny anymore

[Darth_GW7]

I nominate [url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/280704-salty-peanut-v2]salty peanut v2[/url] for publically flaunting his pokemon fetish

[Mattyyyy]

I nominate OP

[ief014]

I nominate myself for fucking hqrses

[Osku1234]

I nominate myself too

[Darth_GW7]

you cannot nominate yourself

you must prove yourself worthy

[ief014]

[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;30498977]you must prove yourself worthy[/QUOTE]

I don't wanna

[salty peanut]

[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;30498852]I nominate [url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/280704-salty-peanut-v2]salty peanut v2[/url] for publically flaunting his pokemon fetish[/QUOTE]

I nominate [url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/143646-Darth_GW7]Darth_GW7[/url] for [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30385986&highlight=#post30385986] publicly[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30497965&highlight=#post30497965]flaunting[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30307028&highlight=#post30307028] his[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30334871&highlight=#post30334871]Mass[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30334351&highlight=#post30334351]Effect[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30428843&highlight=#post30428843]fetish[/url]

[Darth_GW7]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;30499042]I nominate [url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/143646-Darth_GW7]Darth_GW7[/url] for [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30385986&highlight=#post30385986] publicly[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30497965&highlight=#post30497965]flaunting[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30307028&highlight=#post30307028] his[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30334871&highlight=#post30334871]Mass[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30334351&highlight=#post30334351]Effect[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30428843&highlight=#post30428843]fetish[/url][/QUOTE]
that's not flaunting :gonk:

[Zeldabro]

I nominate Chickens!

[Gekkosan]

so chickens! how do you nominate?

i accidentally clicked myself to a funny website with some chicken dancing on a wood platform and there was music! :v:

that's pretty funny but i dont know how i should nominate and i dont know what you are doing chickens!

[JesterUK]

[QUOTE=radiomonster;30499537]I nominate Chickens![/QUOTE]

I nominate this guy for having the audacity to nominate Chickens!

[Chickens!]

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;30499660]so chickens! how do you nominate?

i accidentally clicked myself to a funny website with some chicken dancing on a wood platform and there was music! :v:

that's pretty funny but i dont know how i should nominate and i dont know what you are doing chickens![/QUOTE]

Read the OP without clicking the link.

[znk666]

I nominate Garry Newman

[Thief]

I nominate God.

[Cypher_09]

this will only work in the gmf sorry

certainly not in fucking fast threads lmao

[mako_]

I nominate Tastydirt

Trust me, he's awful

[Carling]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;30499042]I nominate [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/members/143646-Darth_GW7"]Darth_GW7[/URL] for [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30385986&highlight=#post30385986"] publicly[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30497965&highlight=#post30497965"]flaunting[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30307028&highlight=#post30307028"] his[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30334871&highlight=#post30334871"]Mass[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30334351&highlight=#post30334351"]Effect[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095529-Mass-Effect-Megathread-I-am-sorry-Shepard-but-your-Krogan-Princess-is-in-another-castle?p=30428843&highlight=#post30428843"]fetish[/URL][/QUOTE]
I agree with you my good sir.

[znk666]

[QUOTE=Thief;30536422]I nominate God.[/QUOTE]
You silly,you can't nominate non-existing members nor non-existing creatures!

[Eeshton]

I nominate Roflburger

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Eeshton;30547365]I nominate Roflburger[/QUOTE]

But I thought we were steam friends :saddowns:

[JolKally]

I nominate Garry.

[PGunnii]

Garry. acts like he owns the goddamn forum

[長門有希]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;30772803]Garry. acts like he owns the goddamn forum[/QUOTE]

[sp]he does[/sp]

[Rebi]

[QUOTE=znk666;30547317]You silly,you can't nominate non-existing members nor non-existing creatures![/QUOTE]

I nominate this man, shoving your opinions onto others cannot go unrewarded.

[Elecbullet]

I nominate Gman-003 for being an annoying smart-ass bitch

[BWO Josh]

nigger

Am I in?

[ConArtist]

i nominate gman-003main for...

[quote=gman-003main]

1) I am smart. Seriously - my last three IQ tests averaged 132. I could've joined Mensa (didn't, because the meetings sounded boring).

2) I'm interested in *everything*. Last few Wikipedia pages I looked at include stuff on vowels, Mafia organization, Amdahl's Law, Ununoctium and List of Best-Selling Albums. I'm considering writing a paper on the theological implications of quantum mechanics. I speak Elvish (both Quenya and Sindarin). I am applying for a patent on a new firearm action. I can speak, from memory, on subjects as diverse as Bismark-era European politics, x86 architecture design, British geology, and American copyright law. Last books I read include Plato, Red Storm Rising, and a book on American Civil War submarines. I'm probably the only person to have Mozart and Megadeth on the same playlist.

3) Sometimes, I just type "cold allergy" into Google on a hunch, and it turns out there actually is something like that. Who knew? Not me. Who knows now? Me.
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TL;DR version:

[quote=gman-003main]
i'm a huge cock sucking faggot with aspergers syndrome my iq is within average range i have a superiority complex
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