Yes. In this year, our technology is more advanced. We finally managed to make a time travelling machine. Oh wow I am excited. I was born on 2062, and all of the pure humans can use this technology. The Gliesemen, mars-men and the muslims are not allowed to use this machine to prevent terrorism. Oh god bless the pure human blood.
So do you fellow human comrades have any questions to ask? I will pack my shit up and get the fuck out soon.
Just pack your shit and go away.
What infected your vagina?
Anthrax.
Where in the archives was the original thread you are parodying?
What does a thread mean? If only i knew that..
[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;25765323]What does a thread mean? If only i knew that..[/QUOTE]
:doh:
[i]THIS is a thread[/i] you are posting in a thread now.
So if you were born in 2062, you are 10+5. :smug: No one will notice my major fail.
Still, my advice is to go home. Perhaps to mummy.
Its been a long day.
[QUOTE=Trumple;25765439]So if you were born in 2062, you are 10.
My advice is to go home to mummy.[/QUOTE]
My good sir, my advice for you is to work on mathematics more.
Let me screenshot this glorious failure.
[QUOTE=Trumple;25765439]So if you were born in 2062, you are 10.
My advice is to go home to mummy.[/QUOTE]
Uh. What?
Did Half-Life 2: Episode 3 ever get released? How about Duke Nukem Forever?
In order to make time travel possible is to make a cylinder-like funnel in space.(Kinda like a worm hole.)If you traveled at the speed of light (Which is nearly impossible because light speed will rip you to shreds) around the cylinder you would make a hole in the fabric of space and time and that rip in space will suck in the whole universe in less of a second.(Science Channel is very useful)
So unless you managed to make a time machine in space without destroying the universe,then get the fuck out now.
[url]http://videos.howstuffworks.com/discovery/399-2057-time-travel-video.htm[/url]
[QUOTE=Darthvoorhee;25765562]Did Half-Life 2: Episode 3 ever get released? How about Duke Nukem Forever?[/QUOTE]
Half-Life 2: Episode 3? Let me go back to 2077 and search it on the internet.
[editline]31st October 2010[/editline]
Nope, it's delayed.
They must not have invented anti-idiot devices because the OP is still here.
It is impossible to travel back in time, it is proven by Stephen Hawking yesterday on Discovery Channel, you can only go to the future.
[QUOTE=omarcam;25765702]It is impossible to travel back in time, it is proven by Stephen Hawking yesterday on Discovery Channel, you can only go to the future.[/QUOTE]
Read post# 12,please.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;25765714]Read post# 12,please.
[B]and that rip in space will suck in the whole universe in less of a second.[/B]
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Bullshit.
Have you gone yet?
You sir don't deserve to post if you think 2077 - 2062 makes 10.
[QUOTE=Trumple;25765439]So if you were born in 2062, you are 10+5. :smug: No one will notice my major fail.
Still, my advice is to go home. Perhaps to mummy.
Its been a long day.[/QUOTE]
No you can't hide it. Edits won't help you to get over the humiliation.
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[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;25765921]You sir don't deserve to post if you think 2077 - 2062 makes 10.
No you can't hide it.
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You sir don't deserve to post on Facepunch.Making some bullshit that makes no sense what so ever is completely pathetic.If your gonna being posting some shit about"Your from the future",do the math first,because I know I did.Read post # 12,dick weed.
Typing. Use it right.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;25765991]You sir don't deserve to post on Facepunch.Making some bullshit that makes no sense what so ever is completely pathetic.If your gonna being posting some shit about"Your from the future",do the math first,because I know I did.Read post # 12,dick weed.[/QUOTE]
Thank you sir. Someone needed to take him down a peg. Because I failed at basic arithmetic, he thinks hes almighty and clever.
[editline]31st October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;25766007]Typing. Use it right.[/QUOTE]
Correcting. Use it correctly.
Am I the only one who found this funny?
Mighty Time God did Sarah Palin become President?
Rename thread to "Kiddie Korner".
[QUOTE=Trumple;25766063] Because I failed at basic arithmetic, he thinks hes almighty and clever.[/QUOTE]
No, you fail at life. Kill yourself and never come back to life.
[editline]31st October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Unwallis;25766159]Am I the only one who found this funny?
Mighty Time God did Sarah Palin become President?[/QUOTE]
Sarah Palin gets assassinated by an ultranationalist Jewish terrorist.
You do realize that if it is October 31st 2077, the great war in which almost all of the world was destroyed happened 8 days ago and so there is no way you could be posting this because there couldn't possibly be any internet.
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[QUOTE=Darthvoorhee;25765562]Did Half-Life 2: Episode 3 ever get released? How about Duke Nukem Forever?[/QUOTE]
Duke Nukem is actually finished bro.
Great War? What is that? Our time here is October 19th, 2077. But we are having the New Plague, and the Oil crisis if that's what you're asking.
[QUOTE=Whitelynx;25766356]You do realize that if it is October 31st 2077, the great war in which almost all of the world was destroyed happened 8 days ago and so there is no way you could be posting this because there couldn't possibly be any internet.
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You can't post on the internet in the future to communicate with the internet in the past, but you get an A for effort.
Did you guys really made underground vaults before '77?
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