When you die, and if you die on Earth, what would you want your tombstone to say?
I would want mine to say:
"HERE LIES DEAN DARKO
1907-2049
HE WAS A PRETTY COOL GUY
CAUSE OF DEATH: DYING"
Here lies scou-i mean hans shi
he ran quite slow to be honest and probably died a virgin
brb
"this person is dead.
Move on."
"In my grave is a map leading to a secret treasure."
"Was eaten by ZabeAeiger repeatedly until he died."
I don't give a fuck seeing how I'll be dead.
Here lies Zoidbear...
He dun goof'd
peperony and chease
What do you want on your tombstone?
Here Lies Friedrich von Roethe
1969-2010
For Him, All Is Over
i hid the gold in the
:smug:
"Well, this sucks"
"If you're looking at this tombstone and grieving, leave, because you probably didn't know me well enough to be visiting my grave."
I won't have a tombstone.
But if I did...
"Here lies President *redacted*. He saved America from debt, terrorists, and aliens.
1993-2093"
If I ever have kids, I'm going to tell them not to even claim my body if I die, just like my father told me.
"No respawn in arena mode"
"The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive."
I want metallica's fade to black to play on my funeral and the lyrics on my tombstone:
-Emptiness is filling me
-To the point of agony
-Growing darkness taking dawn
-I was me, but now he's gone
Or some sort of scene kid that posts shit on his facebook after he broke up with his "Girlfriend" after 1 day of dating.
My dick
"what? Is there something on my face?"
Cheese and pepperoni.
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Here lies <my name>
Never backed down from a challenge
Maybe he should have
Hopefully, my tombstone will say something along the lines of, "HEADSHOT!"
My avatar
INB4 The Tenth class.
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Maybe zephennia mann, but that seems like a waste.
