Are Penis enlargement ad for real?

[BCell]

What is up with these penis enlargement ads that I keep finding in my junk mail. Are these ads for real? If men gets these ads, do women get Boob enlargement ads instead?

I know they are just a bunch of junk mail infested with malware but we ought to give a thought about who made these junk. Do they expect to sell stuff with those kind of ads? Most of them don't even look legitimate and how these people get my e-mail is a mystery. I am pretty sure almost everyone here gets these in their junk mail everyday.

If there is a wikileak articles about these, it would probably say a government conspiracy of trying to invade your computer or Antivirus companies way of making more money by getting your computer infected and force you to buy anti-virus software.

[professor cool.]

yes they are real, i have to tuck my dick into my sock

[detectivep]

I assure you that they are real. I actually got the product advertised in one of these messages, and my dick grew 4 times the length.

And then I saw a pigeon with arms and realized that science had gone too far.

[Dylan_94]

[QUOTE=Detective P;26746057]I assure you that they are real. I actually got the product advertised in one of these messages, and my dick grew 4 times the length.

And then I saw a pigeon with arms and realized that science had gone too far.[/QUOTE]

Yeah i thought the same thing

[Doom14]

Pretty much 99% of them are full of shit.

[professor cool.]

[QUOTE=Doom14;26746103]Pretty much 99% of them are full of shit.[/QUOTE]

dont listen to him, hes just jealous

[Encryption]

[QUOTE=professor cool.;26745957]yes they are real, i have to tuck my dick into my sock[/QUOTE]

I love reading something that actually makes me laugh out loud.

[BT@rd]

I want big penis liek girl. :gizz:

[shatteredwindow]

[QUOTE=BCell;26745913]What is up with these penis enlargement ads that I keep finding in my junk mail. Are these ads for real? If men gets these ads, do women get Boob enlargement ads instead?

I know they are just a bunch of junk mail infested with malware but we ought to give a thought about who made these junk. Do they expect to sell stuff with those kind of ads? Most of them don't even look legitimate and how these people get my e-mail is a mystery. I am pretty sure almost everyone here gets these in their junk mail everyday.

If there is a wikileak articles about these, it would probably say a government conspiracy of trying to invade your computer or Antivirus companies way of making more money by getting your computer infected and force you to buy anti-virus software.[/QUOTE]

Yes, my dick doubled in size and now I have a 2 inch tower of power!

[paramud]

They are fake, but if you send me twenty bucks I'll make your dick bigger

Trust me I am a wizard

[koeniginator]

[img]http://gyazo.com/5f58205de127c9ffa1a1acd3d9d5ee6e.png[/img]

seems legit

[BCell]

I still say most of them are bogus and you guys are sarcastic

[daumantas100]

I don't need to enlarge my penis.

[Mlisen14]

[QUOTE=BCell;26749019]I still say most of them are bogus and you guys are sarcastic[/QUOTE]

Why would you ever say such a horrible thing about the good honest folk at Facepunch?

[AWarGuy]

Let me guess, you registered to Nexus?
Yeah there was a breach of security which they are fixing.

[Soderholm]

[QUOTE=BCell;26745913] I am pretty sure almost everyone here gets these in their junk mail everyday.[/QUOTE]

I don't, I use Gmail.

[Zorgoth64]

[QUOTE=koeniginator;26746973][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/5f58205de127c9ffa1a1acd3d9d5ee6e.png[/img_thumb]

seems legit[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/BigPenis_is_like_anexpensive_car!.png[/IMG]
yup

[TheSmartass]

Sounds like a=perfectly legit=argument.

[xeo xeo]

[img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/penispills2-2.jpg[/img]

[darcy010]

My Persian mail order bride loves my 14 inch penis. We take photos on it with our new iPad which we got for free and I don't need any of this free viagra we also recieved.
Man, emails are awesome.

[SappinMyNick]

[QUOTE=soderholm13;26750054]I don't, I use Gmail.[/QUOTE]
What does that have to do with it? I use gmail and I get these, I don't even know how they got my email.

[TaniaTiger]

Bet I can make yer dick grow

[notgeogzm]

yes they work i used my dick as a crutch when my leg broke

[Mryamanami]

Dont make my mistake and mic the methods and pills, now my dick is green, big and it smells good.

Ladies call it "The Hulk"

[professor cool.]

[QUOTE=darcy010;26750299]My Persian mail order bride loves my 14 inch penis. We take photos on it with our new iPad which we got for free and I don't need any of this free viagra we also recieved.
Man, emails are awesome.[/QUOTE]

if spam emails and pop-up ads were true, the economy would collapse from all the stuff they just give away

[Mentran]

[QUOTE=BCell;26745913]What is up with these penis enlargement ads that I keep finding in my junk mail. Are these ads for real? If men gets these ads, do women get Boob enlargement ads instead?

I know they are just a bunch of junk mail infested with malware but we ought to give a thought about who made these junk. Do they expect to sell stuff with those kind of ads? Most of them don't even look legitimate and how these people get my e-mail is a mystery. I am pretty sure almost everyone here gets these in their junk mail everyday.

If there is a wikileak articles about these, it would probably say a government conspiracy of trying to invade your computer or Antivirus companies way of making more money by getting your computer infected and force you to buy anti-virus software.[/QUOTE]

No.
There is no way to enlarge your penis except for surgery.

[The Rizzler]

I just typed this with my dick
thanks spam mail for the opposable thumb, it's grown in usefulness