Do you ever wish you were an iguana?

[Hollow Earth]

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Imagine how much simpler life would be had you been an iguana. The question I pose today is one of great important. Do you ever wish you were an iguana? Please be sure to describe why or why not. More importantly, what would you do if you were an iguana?

[Matix]

And become the shittiest fat asshole of a pet lizard ever? Hell no.
Iguanas fucking [b]suck.[/b]

I would, however, become a salamander and surprise people in their toilets.

[meowmynips]

Hell yeah. Loaf around all day? Count me in.

[xZippy]

Being cold-blooded ain't much fun, and believe me, I've tried.

[KonerBiller]

No but sometimes I wish I had friends.

Iguanas would work I guess...

[Fudgeblood]

Everyday.

:smith:

[Nikeos]

I do not ever wish to be an iguana.

[Autumn]

my iguana is dying

[Col. Buggernuts]

my llama is crying

I'd rather be something warm-blooded and with more dexterity; i'd rather not end up dead on some window's mosquito net. True story, first time my family moved into a house in Italy, there was a dead iguana on the mosquito net in the kitchen window.

[Autumn]

if i'm gonna be a reptile i'm gonna be a chameleon. check out these bad ass feet/hands

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[Fence]

I wananananana be one of those large lizards that'll bite your legs off.

[MutantBadger]

[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;28966343]I wananananana be one of those large lizards that'll bite your legs off.[/QUOTE]But Komodo Dragons aren't even big enough, and they're the largest.

[ExplodingGuy]

[i]I wish I was a lesser antillian iguana

That is what I truly want to be.

And if I was a lesser antillian iguana,

Osmoregulation would be a problem with me![/i]

[Key_in_skillee]

Iguana? no. Dragon/Dinosaur? Fuck yes.