• Funny porn titles that you've found
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Thread title is explanatory. Just post random funny porn titles you've seen/heard of. Wet MILF Muff Divers Hot Bush 4: Natural Nymphos White Mommas and Black Anacondas Thrust Between Her Jumbo Jugs 8 Boobzilla Went Black Gushing Geyser Squirts Asian Slut Invasion Black Booty hunt And my favorite It's Okay! She's my Mother-in-Law 2
E.T the porno
A Vision that came to me while I was masturbating inside a booth at my local porn factory outlet. I asked in my mind how 'many' owners of different porn stores could sell the same porn flicks on the same day and each of different stores. (On this day, 4 different chains of stores sold the exact same amount of porn). I then saw myself jizzing into my own mouth and it was night time. Near to my right in the distance was a bottle of anal lube, soft white. I then saw a drop of cum blast off from the tip of my cock, and it flew all the way up into the roof of my mouth. I then saw myself hanging upside down from a tree branch in the back yard of a house that was quite large. And behold a wave of cum came out my puffy asshole and it was not fast, but moved calmly, and it was quiet save a slurpy semen like sound. I then realised that the drop of cum was Peter North's and the rectum that it was oozing from was that of humanity, from one end to the other, and that was how I was able to fantasize about all cocks on Earth in a single day, and how all those store managers would have the same product line up and offerings on the same day. The vision ended and I was back in in my booth jerking off to some good ol' scat, listening to the local pastor's cum spraying the wall one booth over.
Left 4 Head :tinfoil:
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One Eyed Monster It has to be the funniest porno i've ever seen. At the end a penis jumps into this woman and explodes her, the cabin shes in, and a little of the mountain top, and it has the cheapest special effects.
In b4 Anal Raider, parody of Tomb Raider
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23755381]In b4 Anal Raider, parody of Tomb Raider[/QUOTE] nah for me, its all about IN-diana jones.
Moutain Sex. I was wondering what the hell it was, turns out they fucked a girl on a mountain and they never actually had sex with the poor mountain :sadface:
World of Whorecraft Cum sluts drill eachother - (what?!)
The Hills Have Thighs.
good god :D So hairy it´s scary Ass Ventura: Butt Detective A Wet Dream On Elm-Street Pornocchio Gaywatch Alice in Cockland Jurassic Fuck
Slut blowing a fat guy while he's taking a shit
Tiger's Wood, you can already guess who's in it...
[QUOTE=Tommy Gunnerzz;23761097]Tiger's Wood, you can already guess who's in it...[/QUOTE] Jim Carry right? [editline]ad[/editline] And no, Tiger Woods is not in it.
Creamy Pie Holes
[QUOTE=reecematee;23755406]nah for me, its all about IN-diana jones.[/QUOTE] Thats actually realy clever [B] [/B]
E.T. The extra testicle.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJMZnUnSx0c[/url] For those of you who speak German.
Snow white and the seven dudes...
Ellis loves horses
psycho-anal-isis
Spunk'd! [url]http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1356676529[/url] NSFW obviously
Coctomom
schindler's fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates Ass Pirates of the Caribbean Who's Nailin' Palin? Top three.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23834270] Who's Nailin' Palin?[/QUOTE] I saw that....
[QUOTE=counterpo0;23835206]I saw that....[/QUOTE] Just got that one.
[QUOTE=Gurant;23755191][img_thumb]http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a112786_xlf.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [b][i]And you think you had problems![/i][/b]
Butt Thrusters Fag Wagon Nazi Love Camp
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