What do you reckon is the best way to tell your parents that you have herpes?

[elementthe3rd]

[B]JUST WANTING TO TELL YOU I AM NOT EXPERIENCING ANY CASE OF HERPES[/B] at least i hope not >.<
But I am bored (as per usual thanks to some faggot who broke my long board *stares at friend getting 700 dollars out of his wallet) so i decided to go onto my favourite forums and actually make a post for ONCE! as you may know there are quite a lot of weird posts and threads on this forum so guess what? i decided to make another awkward one, hurray for me.

But as the title clearly says "What do you reckon is the best way to tell your parents that you have herpes?" (if you have herpes, which if you do HA SUCK IS WHERE PROTECTION NEXT TIME....i mean im sorry) so how do YOU reckon the best way to ask your parents advice or just plain out tell them about your condition with herpes :P enjoy finding out a smart ass yet hilarious comment.

[absolalone111]

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[editline]26th July 2012[/editline]

really, just stop with the emotes

[JesterUK]

this is the worst thread I've seen in a long time

[Lufttygger306]

[QUOTE]What do you reckon is the best way to tell your parents that you have herpes?[/QUOTE]

"I have herpes"

[TMBGFan]

leave a card on the dresser the morning after with the number of a good STD clinic

[elementthe3rd]

[QUOTE=JesterUK;36941382]this is the worst thread I've seen in a long time[/QUOTE]

I honestly don't care if you reckon this thread is crap it's not meant to be an intruging thread as i said im bored have nothing better to do so i decided to write a thread about any random shit that came to mind and really i dont know you, you don't know me so when i say this im not trying to offend you but, i couldn't give less of a fuck of what you think.