• Weird Cults?
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Post anything pertaining to strange cults and sects. You might wanna include a name, a link, and some info. Shanks.
Christianity.
a wierd cult lives inside my pants. They worship my penis and live inside of it too. They are all white, wear white clothing and have tails. [editline]12:57AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ergolicious;19112739]Christianity.[/QUOTE] Hurr hurr i am coolh becuz i bash sumthing nd jump on bandwaggin. huh huh i do not know nothing bout this reeligun but my mommah and daddah toled me its weerd so it must bee. huh huh huh.
The cult of cthulhu? Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
[QUOTE=Ergolicious;19112739]Christianity.[/QUOTE] Ha-ha! Someone was bound to say that. (I'm speaking seriously, I'm trying to find something that disagrees with this) Hooray for :science:
The cult of Facepunch Begin the 09er sacrifice
The Westboro Baptist Church :argh: Scientology Kabbalah
Hmm. I remember the history channel, saying something about a cult that worships boobs. Where do I apply to join?
Furries.
Skull and Bones. Yale University Fraternity. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2HFw9l1WeY[/media]
OP, be more specific. "Cult" is a broad term that applies to [b]every[/b] religion.
The cult-like worship people in North Korea have for Kim Jong-il is pretty scary. I once saw a video from a celebration of his birthday where people were dancing in the streets holding candles over their heads (all the wax was probably burning them).
Scientology
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;19112880]OP, be more specific. "Cult" is a broad term that applies to [b]every[/b] religion.[/QUOTE] I mean, any type of small religion, a small group, like Charlie Manson's? That worship or follow some unorthodox notions.
[QUOTE=Vaultseeker4;19112995]I mean, any type of small religion, a small group, like Charlie Manson's? That worship or follow some unorthodox notions.[/QUOTE] Yup furries fall right in that slot, worshiping Krystal and Renamon and taking orders from Jay Naylor and 2.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;19112749]Hurr hurr i am coolh becuz i bash sumthing nd jump on bandwaggin. huh huh i do not know nothing bout this reeligun but my mommah and daddah toled me its weerd so it must bee. huh huh huh.[/QUOTE] How "accurate" My dad is Jewish and my mom is Catholic, I chose to be Atheist, thank you very much.
[QUOTE=leet;19113067]How "accurate" My dad is Jewish and my mom is Catholic, I chose to be Atheist, thank you very much.[/QUOTE] So did I.
Atheism :smug:
ATHEISM! :science: !
[QUOTE=Strongbad;19112749]a wierd cult lives inside my pants. They worship my penis and live inside of it too. They are all white, wear white clothing and have tails. [editline]12:57AM[/editline] Hurr hurr i am coolh becuz i bash sumthing nd jump on bandwaggin. huh huh i do not know nothing bout this reeligun but my mommah and daddah toled me its weerd so it must bee. huh huh huh.[/QUOTE] Fuck off, it might as well be a cult, we have more than enough evidence to say that it is hogwash. It's just scared narrow minded ignorant fucks like you that keep it alive in a society that should of outlawed it years ago.
Pastafarianism.
The Flat earth society.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;19112749]Hurr hurr i am coolh becuz i bash sumthing nd jump on bandwaggin. huh huh i do not know nothing bout this reeligun but my mommah and daddah toled me its weerd so it must bee. huh huh huh.[/QUOTE] Haha you're so clever and insightful. [QUOTE=Strongbad;19112749]a wierd cult lives inside my pants. They worship my penis and live inside of it too. They are all white, wear white clothing and have tails.[/QUOTE] Nevermind.
Grime
[QUOTE=Strongbad;19112749]a wierd cult lives inside my pants. They worship my penis and live inside of it too. They are all white, wear white clothing and have tails. [editline]12:57AM[/editline] Hurr hurr i am coolh becuz i bash sumthing nd jump on bandwaggin. huh huh i do not know nothing bout this reeligun but my mommah and daddah toled me its weerd so it must bee. huh huh huh.[/QUOTE] Your post wasn't funny and then you decided to tell someone he's not funny. Good job.
Twilight fans obviously.
[quote=iwheadhunter;19112765]the cult of cthulhu? Ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn![/quote] you do not speak of it you will be sacrificed ia!cthulhu!
[QUOTE=IWHeadHunter;19112765]The cult of cthulhu? Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn![/QUOTE] By any chance is that the language sung at the beginning of [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1AeRcz3LvY]Cradle Of Filth - Mother Of Abominations?[/URL] [B]Edit:[/B] it is
[QUOTE=IWHeadHunter;19112765]The cult of cthulhu? Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn![/QUOTE] Is it even possible for a normal person to say those words without breaking their jaw?
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