Facepunch Recipe post your thread

[Olinaj]

Welcome to the unofficial official unofficial recipe thread. Feel free to post your own recipes, whether they are delicious, full of chronic, or used to hide large pieces of metal in so your buddy in jail can make shanks and sell them for a pack of cigs and a blowjob.

:taco: [b]THE ONLY RULES ARE...[/b] :taco:
[b]1.[/b]Try not to repeat recipes( IE: TH89 post a recipe about his dargon-noodle soup, and then Dragon posts the same recipe a page later.
[b]2.[/b] Facepunch users are not chefs (most or all, I'm assuming), so don't post your recipe for caviar-stuffed lettuce-wraps dipped in gold.
[b]3.[/b] Try to be as constructive as possible, just because you can make a better peanut-butter and jelly sandwich doesn't mean you should just to spite the original recipe-poster off.
[b]4.[/b] Don't shitpost, speaks for itself.
[b]5.[/b][i]Try[/i] to contribute as much as possible.

Now, my (somewhat shitty) contribution.

:frogc00l: SLACKER QUESADILLAS

You need: A burner, a medium size skillet, a pan top about the size of the medium sized skillet, a plate, two tortillas, cheese, refried beans, and as many Mexican ingredients as you want in the quesadilla.

Step 1: Turn on burner to 7, place skillet on burner.
Step 2: Take out tortillas, sprinkle shredded cheese onto the tortilla, or if you using slices, place slices evenly on tortilla.
Step 3: Place other tortilla on top, and put the unfinished quesadilla on the skillet.
Step 4: Put pan top on the skillet, and check the bottom of the quesadilla periodically until it is golden brown or brown.
Step 5: Flip the quesadilla, and cook til golden brown or brown.
Step 6: Take finished quesadilla off, and place on plate. cut into four even sections, and eat with salsa.

[Corporal Yippie]

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

1. Take two slices of cheese.
2. Put each slice on a piece of toast.
3. Put the toast slices on top of each other.
4. Heat in the oven on broil for 5-10 minutes. (Depending on desired crispness)
5. Take out and eat.