I want to be the alpha male. I want to smell good, and attract all the females. :smug:
I need to know of a good shampoo and soap for real men. So I thought it was a good idea to ask you Facepunchers about it. :buddy:
Oh my god this question is so important?!
I like guys that smell like vanilla. So just get a basic shampoo and soap and splash on vanilla like cologne :3
I just use whatever the store brand is at the supermarkets near me. It's usually cheap and it works / smells just fine.
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1. Rub your own shit in your hair
2. Rub your own piss in your hair
3. Rub your own sperm in your hair
4. Watch as the ladies flock to you like flies to a pile of shit
Seriously. You guys have no idea of the importance of smelling good. It's the first thing, these creatures called women. Seek in a MAN.
Hello ladies look at your man now back to me now back at your man now back to me. Sadly he isn't me. But if he stopped using lady scented bodywash and switched to old spice he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. Look down, back up, what's in your hand? I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamond anything is possible when your man smells like old spice and not a lady.
I'm on a horse.
Head and Shoulders.
Head and shoulders head and shoulders head and shoulders [B]head and shoulders[/B]
[QUOTE=NickFury666;26685491]Head and shoulders head and shoulders head and shoulders [B]head and shoulders[/B][/QUOTE]
But it doesn't smell good. It doesn't smell at all.
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;26685580]But it doesn't smell good. It doesn't smell at all.[/QUOTE]
Not smelling = smelling good.
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;26685110]Seriously. You guys have no idea of the importance of smelling good. It's the first thing, these creatures called women. Seek in a MAN.[/QUOTE]
I'd say you're the one that doesn't get it.
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Besides, the real men can attract the ladies without relying on heavily scented shampoos and soaps.
Old Spice Red Zone body wash.
The one that cleans my hair
Head and Shoulders
Use your man-musk to attract all the ladies, don't rely on smelly shampoo!
[QUOTE=Chris220;26686229]Head and Shoulders
Use your man-musk to attract all the ladies, don't rely on smelly shampoo![/QUOTE]
This, and sometimes I use some weird smelling blue AXE.
Whatever's in the bathroom.
I make my own
:smug:
Whatever is in the shower at the time
Head and Shoulders
I just use whatever is in the shower.
vidal sassoon
for natral strenth and buety
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26684172]Oh my god this question is so important?!
I like guys that smell like vanilla. So just get a basic shampoo and soap and splash on vanilla like cologne :3[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't recommend vanilla, fruits and all that jazz, a fairly big amount of females would just laugh at a male with such a scent.
I don't care what a guys hair smells like, just as long as it doesn't smell bad
What a guys hair smells like shouldn't affect the way you feel for him, but that my boyfriend smells especially good is quite a plus.
