Ask the Dragonborn anything! - General

Thread Theme(Play before you read) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX3IR1kZuKc[/media] I am the dragonborn of skyrim, i was called by the greybeards to fulfill my destiny to kill alduin and save the world from the world eater himself. I have fought many battles, killed many kings, slayed tremendous giants and made love to many sweet sweet women. I am the Dragonborn, here my shout and despair! FUS RO DAH! Ask me anything, i am listening. (This thread is now supported by Asaratha)

Why is the Nerevarine ten times cooler than you

What is your favorite type of extremely depraved porn?

What's your favorite bar to drink at?

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34720608]What is your favorite type of extremely depraved porn?[/QUOTE] The only porn i use is first person, if you know what i mean! [QUOTE=Ordigenius;34720597]Why is the Nerevarine ten times cooler than you[/QUOTE] I have no idea who that is, but i am sure that he can't kill 100 soldiers with his thu'um [QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;34720639]What's your favorite bar to drink at?[/QUOTE] I prefer the the winking skeever.

Thread is dumb. /thread

r u a wizord!?!-!!-!?/ :wizordfconfosed-?;

You just... don't get it, do you. none likes threads like this.

[QUOTE=NateDude;34720680]r u a wizord!?!-!!-!?/ :wizordfconfosed-?;[/QUOTE] I can shoot fire out of my hands, so i yes i am.

do you like boys like [i]like like[/i] boys?

why are you always represented as an imperial an orc would be better [editline]16th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dovahkiiin;34720648] I have no idea who that is, but i am sure that he can't kill 100 soldiers with his thu'um [/QUOTE] well he can kill 100 daedra with no gay shouts

[QUOTE=Ordigenius;34720741]why are you always represented as an imperial an orc would be better[/quote] Because imperials kick ass and chew bubble gum [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34720740]do you like boys like [i]like like[/i] boys?[/QUOTE] Did you read the OP?

[QUOTE=Dovahkiiin;34720799] Did you read the OP?[/QUOTE] doesn't mean you can't like boys~

You're pretty good at fucking up these things. Firstly, you should be[I] fully[/I] in character. Ignoring the fact that Dovhakiin has somehow aqcuired internet, putting in thread music and stating in parentheses it's "Asartha supported" fucks up any chance you had.

how can i tell if a girl likes me?

[QUOTE=wlitsots;34720833]how can i tell if a girl likes me?[/QUOTE] Ask her. If she says shes not interested move on. Trust me theres going to be alot of no's especially if your some kind of loser. Although when the yes comes and you get her in bed you wont be the loser anymore you will officially be a winner of life! Like me.

Dovahkiin: the dual-axe-wielding murderous-shouting badass who gives love advice. Right. [I]Great thread.[/I]

Oh, and another tip. Be good at RPing before you try to do a thread like this. Ugh

[QUOTE=wulfe8857;34720863]Dovahkiin: the dual-axe-wielding murderous-shouting badass who gives love advice. Right. [I]Great thread.[/I][/QUOTE] Hey thanks the the compliment, i think we could be friends.

How do you divide by zero?

I have to wonder... what does the Dragonborn do once he's summoned by the Greybeards? Can the Thu'um be taught, like any skill?

[QUOTE=GMgregster;34720895]How do you divide by zero?[/QUOTE] Simple, 1/0 is zero in 1 0 times so 1/0=0.

Asaratha Why would you support this thread

[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;34720907]I have to wonder... what does the Dragonborn do once he's summoned by the Greybeards? Can the Thu'um be taught, like any skill?[/QUOTE] Once i was summoned by the greybeards they taught me the thu'um through there own souls. So i was able to gain there mastery over it within seconds. If you want to learn the Thu'um you must practice and mediate for years just to get Fus to work properly. [editline]16th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Ordigenius;34720941]Asaratha Why would you support this thread[/QUOTE] Because he allowed Greens thread.

[QUOTE=Dovahkiiin;34720926]Simple, 1/0 is zero in 1 0 times so 1/0=0.[/QUOTE] Wrong, you cannot divide by zero.

[QUOTE=Dovahkiiin;34720926]Simple, 1/0 is zero in 1 0 times so 1/0=0.[/QUOTE] Actually, you're wrong. Dividing by zero is undefined, not zero. Edit: Fuck you ninja

Are the Khajiits thieves like they're rumored to be?

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if ur zuche a c00l w33zard, y dun u jus mak e panckakes 1 q? ,:wiaqlzadd aowodner?-!-?;/-

[QUOTE=NateDude;34721028]if ur zuche a c00l w33zard, y dun u jus mak e panckakes 1 q? ,:wiaqlzadd aowodner?-!-?;/-[/QUOTE] I barely can understand that post.