Random things you remember

[Recurracy]

Post random things you remember.

I remember in high school, a friend and me were allowed to stay inside every once in a while and do whatever we wanted without supervision. We would make all sorts of stupid shit with K'nex and Lego. We made a car jump out of some K'nex and a car mat, then we'd smash cars against the window as hard as we could. Or we'd make a giant architectural achievement with Lego and kick the shit out of it when break was over, making sure to scatter pieces everywhere so we had to clean up the mess. We did it to skip class, heh.

[fudge blood]

I remembered to brush my teeth like ten minutes ago :downs:

[Sphinxa279]

I remember when I was like 8, I was playing Tekken 3 with a friend of mine on the PS1. Now let me tell you something about this guy, he's the kind of guy who would find out one amazing combo or move and just repeat it until he perfect K.O'd you, now, I was, as I always was, Ling Xiaoyu, Mr. Dickhead chose Law.

2 hours of constant fighting and me losing practically every single fight all because he just kept fucking somersaulting everywhere, I get fed up and incredibly agitated, I take my trusty Dualshock Analog PS1 controller and slammed one of the grips directly into his dick and balls at Mach 5 speed.

He fucking screams out in pure agony and collapses onto the floor and starts crying.

I proceed to then sit back down and finish off the game against his stationary character and claim victory for the whole day.

[Recurracy]

literally satan

[Joey Skylynx]

I remember my father being drunk once, and at the age of four I ended up whapping upside the head with a baseball bat because he was going after my mom.
This may come off in a wrong way, but their was something oddly poetic about it. The next day we were playing baseball as if nothing had ever happened.

Oddly enough, whenever I discuss this with people, they are shocked by my all around calm nature regarding it. Like they expect me to break into tears for doing something which at the time felt like the only way I could protect my mother from something bad happening.

I also remember a daycare center I went to locked me in a ferrets cage because I wasn't tired at nap time, and one of the daycare helpers slapped me leaving a red mark. My father found out what happened, and ended up breaking the guys nose, and was only stopped by my mom from curbstomping him.