Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he's a fun-gi
Here's one I told my sister yesterday through the door while she was taking a shit.
I heard the party dad went to yesterday was over-the-hill-arious
How does a Tauren hide in a cherry tree? He paints his hooves red!
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There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had five squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had twenty knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor. When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in). The battle raged, and when the dust had cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms, thus proving that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
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The one above all.
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Episode 3
What did the evil mastermind say when fencing with a witch?
Foils, cursed again!
v:v:v
did you hear about the kidnapping at [insert local school here]?
its okay he woke up.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was Soda Pressing.
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Honestly, given that all that people could tell that entire roast were gay jokes and making fun of John Stamos' hair, this was the best part of that show.
Nobody quite does delivery like Norm MacDonald. One of the few people I could think of who could get away with that kind of stuff.
Where did Hitler keep his armies?
up his sleevies.
Gamers today... pay-to-win
why can't men get mad cow disease? because they're all pigs
When did my mother explain gay sex to me? Good question.
She said, "Son, you know how much me and dad love each other?"
"Yes, of course." I replied.
In which she spoke forth, "Well. Two men can share the same love as us. What they do is they go into a bedroom... and take all their clothes off.
AND THEY SHIT ON THE BIBLE."
What comes after 69?
[sp] Mouthwash [/sp]
What did the pirate say while he was eating sushi? Ahoy! Pass me some soy!
A man walked into a bar...
...and said "Ow!"
Communist state
My sex life, hahahaha...
:suicide:
what do a washing machine and a woman have in common?
[sp]they both work best at 90°[/sp]
why did the doorbell cross the road?
[sp]because it saw a swordfish[/sp]
Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation
[quote=joke]Knock Knock
Who's there?
its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol[/quote]
Did you hear the butter joke?
Don't spread it.
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You have a copy of the original OP? He deleted it three weeks ago.
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