Post your Irish Jokes! No racism involved, I myself love the Irish and I wish I was one of their kind. The jokes are just funny..
My contribution:
A passer-by watched two Irishmen in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
'Tell me, 'said the passer-by, 'What on earth are you doing?'
'Well, 'said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig, Fergal plants the tree and Sean fills in the hole.
Today Fergal is away unwell, but that doesn't mean Sean and I have to take the day off, does it?'
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Potatoes.
Ira.
She fell on a doorknob.
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She fell on a doorknob five times :smug:
I am Irish-American and I approve these messages.
an Irishman walks into a bar...
He never leaves.
EVER /caps
I'm a black scottish cyclops, not Irish you half-witch.
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The demoman is a spah.
I bet if one of us made a "Black Jokes!" thread it'd get locked so fast for racism.
Fsjal jokes.
im irish and youre all fuckwits
I'm a guy and you're all cool.
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Except for the guy above me.
An Irish, Scot, and Brit are walking along the desert with their camel, when it dies off, they agree to eat it, but have an arguement on who gets what piece. The Scot says "How about we pick via our favorite football teams" The other two agree. So the Brit says "I like Hartlepool so I'll eat the Heart." Then the Scot says "I like Liverpool so I'll eat the liver." and the Irish says "I like Arsenal, but I'm not feeling hungry anymore"
[QUOTE=freighter014;18210865]I bet if one of us made a "Black Jokes!" thread it'd get locked so fast for racism.[/QUOTE]
One was made, Racist jokes. It took a LONG time for them to lock it, and they banned nearly everyone involved for a week. If it was so BAD, why didn't they lock it sooner? Was it a trap?
Why was the Irishman not drunk?
Because he was welsh.
[QUOTE=DuraFlex;18212212]An Irish, Scot, and Brit are walking along the desert with their camel, when it dies off, they agree to eat it, but have an arguement on who gets what piece. The Scot says "How about we pick via our favorite football teams" The other two agree. So the Brit says "I like Hartlepool so I'll eat the Heart." Then the Scot says "I like Liverpool so I'll eat the liver." and the Irish says "I like Arsenal, but I'm not feeling hungry anymore"[/QUOTE]
And by Brit you mean English, right?
you have to say read this in an Irish accent for it to work.
A man walk up to a cliff and sits down. Another man walks up, places a budgie on his shoulder and jumps off *SPLAT* dead. The first man looks up and says "Well I'm not going for any of that Budgie jumping."
Another man approaches the cliff. takes out two chickens, holds them above his head, jumps off and he dies too. The first man looks up and says "No way am i trying any of this "hen gliding."
A third man approaches the cliff edge, pulls out a shotgun and a parrot, jumps off, shoots the parrot and dies. The fist man looks up and says "well I'm CERTAINLY not doing any of this parrot shootin'
I'm Scottish :scotland:
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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane, they crash land on a cannibal island. The cannibals take them to the cannibal king, the cannibal king says "If you can shove 3 pieces of fruit up your ass without making any noise like laughing we will spare you." So the Englishman comes back with grapes he shoves 2 grapes up then says "Oh that tickles!" so the cannibals eat him. The Scotsman comes back with 3 apples and bursts out laughing. The Scotsman and Englishman are in heaven and the Englishman asks the Scotsman "Why did you laugh?" the Scotsman replies "Because I seen the Irishman come back with Pineapples."
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Off topic joke: What do you do if you see a terrorist running around you garden with half a head? Stop laughing and reload. :colbert:
Oh my it appears the dumb spam ticker bot is working again!
it's happening everywhere
Two Irish Protestants was walking down the street...
Then they where killed by an IRA carbomb.
An Irishman walked home one day and found his wife in bed with his best friend. The Irishman, sick and tired of his wife's unfaithfulness, went to is closet and pulled out a pistol. "Well, I hope you're happy now, bitch." says the Irishman, and he puts the gun to his head. His wife and her lover then begin to laugh, so the Irishman shouts, "I dunno what you're laughing about, you're next!"
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