Only in America

[McNab]

I love my country, suck my dick.

Post the things that you can do in America that you just can't do elsewhere.

Only in America can you buy a 64oz drink for 99 cents.

Also I laugh at other country's obesity jokes, why? Because it's true.

[Rebi]

Only in America, can you live in the only country on Earth that's OK to make fun of without being flamed at all.

[salty peanut]

guns an porn and FREEDOM!!

[superdinoman]

When I was in Canada I bought a 64oz drink for 75 cents. There goes your only in America statement.

[imptastick2]

drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

[Xenoyia]

Be American?

[chinatown]

drink booze in the street and buy it at 16... oh wait

[MangoJuice]

Package water and sell it as beer. :v:

[xxfalconxx]

buy mattresses that can massage you as you sleep.

aaahhhh.

[Chickens!]

Obesity

v Americans go here

[Ian]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM[/media]

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[N0RMANLAM0NT]

get your testes felt by government authority

:q:

[superdinoman]

[QUOTE=Chickens!;30069476]Obesity[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity[/url]

Number 1 :patriot:

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[img]http://www.funtoosh.com/f_images/happens_only_in_america_1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.funtoosh.com/f_images/happens_only_in_america_2.jpg[/img]

[Chickens!]

[QUOTE=Ian;30069477][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM[/media]

/thread[/QUOTE]

[h2]Sweet mother of god[/h2]

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You get the idea.

[analrapist]

[img]http://bigtitsintightclothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/morgan-leigh-american-flag-bikini.jpg[/img]

[salty peanut]

[QUOTE=Chickens!;30069476]Obesity

v Americans go here[/QUOTE]

rated rainbow because you're gay and your arrow can't get me there :911:

[chinatown]

[QUOTE=Ian;30069477][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM[/media]

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uhh, they're from canada

[ultra_bright]

[QUOTE=analrapist;30069784][img]http://bigtitsintightclothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/morgan-leigh-american-flag-bikini.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Mmm, look at those fat american titties.

[wanksta11]

[QUOTE=Ian;30069477][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM[/media]

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from canada,

DAM NINJAS

[kaine123]

This thread is going to turn into a shitstorm soon. I can feel it.

I just don't get all of the lazy anti-Americanism, there are alot worse countries to make fun of.

[chinatown]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIy4evRqLaw[/media]

make fun of me

[McNab]

Only in America can you buy a fishing pole, cigarettes, a twinkie, and a gun all in the same store.

[jesse194]

OVer here in america we can smoke weed, illegaly. beat that

[Mr. Someguy]

[QUOTE=McNab;30070674]Only in America can you buy a fishing pole, cigarettes, a twinkie, and a gun all in the same store.[/QUOTE]

I have yet to see this.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;30071275]I have yet to see this.[/QUOTE]

Some Gander Mountains in my town carry Camels behind the counter, and Twinkies in the candy bin :v:

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

Only in America can you witness hundreds of the world's most amazing natural formations ranging from snow-capped mountain peaks to raging rivers to vast deserts or enormous canyons without traveling to dozens of petty, puny, tiny minor countries.

Oh well I'm still moving to New Zealand in two years anyway.

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=jesse194;30071229]OVer here in america we can smoke weed, illegaly. beat that[/QUOTE]

in ga its illegal to buy and sell weed
and you can only own less than an ounce

[Dysplasia]

[QUOTE=superdinoman;30068863]When I was in Canada I bought a 64oz drink for 75 cents. There goes your only in America statement.[/QUOTE]
shut up you lying commie