Cave Johnson here

[Political Gamer]

with an important message for all
Recently our script writers have fallen to a deadly nerotoxen but hey who is complaining
To fix this we are looking for new volunteers to make our commercials
First watch these videos
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qcED35LL8I[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZMSAzZ76EU[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-nMWgBUp0[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX9Sc88qreg[/media]
Bam, now thats high quality stuff
Now its your turn
Just make sure your posts start with "Cave Johnson here" and ends with "Cave Johnson we're done here"
Don't worry the turrets won't strike unless you screw up the second time
Also don't forget to pre-order Portal 2
If you don't we will send ninja ants to your house, man those things hurt
Cave Johnson we're done here

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