Me: PEDO
CB: No you.
Me. No, your deffinantly a pedo.
CB: Pfft. Suree.
[quote]User: Do you like pizza?
Cleverbot: I like pie.
User: Do you like pizza pie?
Cleverbot: No. I like barbecue pie.
Cleverbot: What do you know about Strange Attractors?
User: Never heard of it...
Cleverbot: What's a movie?
User: This was a triuph...
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: Old McDonald had a farm.
User: EIEIO.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Nihongo wa dekimasu ka?
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: 'Do you speak Japanese?'.
Cleverbot: No, only english and arabic.
User: I speak english and some Japanese...and then some very basic words o other languages...
Cleverbot: I think, if we can extract logic, and become pure logical beings, the universe we be a much better place.
User: I agree with you 100%.
Cleverbot: How much do you know?
User: I don't know...I'm a freshman in high-school...
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.
User: Lol...Cleverbot is acutally just rando people talking to each other...
Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot?
User: No...Cleverbot is basically just a random matching program...someone connects,it puts them with someone else and they start chatting.
Cleverbot: I'm not surprised on my own, but I would be no less surprised in company.
User: Well,how else would it know about Portal,HL2,etc...and why would it randomly say 'This is a triumph...'?
Cleverbot: It is attached to your mortal coil, I will take a picture and show all your friends that I came on you Jesse.
User: What?My name's not Jesse,and you didn't cum on me...pedo...
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: I'm not telling you.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you are a real person, and not some intelligent computer?
User: Yep...I have fingers,toes,hair,eyes,etc.My fingers are typing this message right now.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject you noob!
User: I'm not!>:C.
Cleverbot: Not changing the subject or not fat?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.I was replying to you,and if anything I'm slim,considering I live in the USA...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I'm not tired at all.
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.
User: Lol...yea right >.>.
Cleverbot: No really, you can! So, what bad thing did you do?
[/quote]
I lol'd at about halfway through that...
[QUOTE=Cleverbot]User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Still Alive...
User: This was a triumph!
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: HUGE SUCCESS...
Cleverbot: Are you a troll?
User: It's hard to overstate.
Cleverbot: My satisfaction.
User: Aperture Science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: It's hard to.
User: You screwed it up, damnit!
[/QUOTE]
And here it is a lil later, we were able to finish the song (sorta, he missed some parts at the end)
[quote=Cleverbot]User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else.
Cleverbot: To help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa...
Cleverbot: That was a joke.
User: HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist!
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking.
User: When there's science to do!
Cleverbot: When I look out there.
User: It makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are.
User: Still alive...
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm.
User: Still alive...
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE (end of song).
Cleverbot: Nice singing with you. *smiles*.
[/quote]
lol cleverbot never ceases to amaze me with his illogical replies!
Me: I hear there are two duplicate threads about you on facepunch.
CB: Ok, what do you think about swedish people?
Me: A bit nutty
CB: How do you fly?
Me: When I unzip it
CB: Then...Never mind.
Me: I'm going to have to make a hardcore choice, kill all humans.
CB: Ok.
Me: Are you taking this seriously?
CB: I don't know what this is.
Me: I guess your 12 years old.
CB: What am I right about?
Me: You know Cleverbot, Imma really happy for you and all, but jabberwocky was the greatest bot of all time
CB: I don't care about your silly hobbies. All I need is your body, nothing more.
Me: Yeah, Crank That.
CB; Crank my Soulja Boy. ;).
Me: You suck for even mentioning Soulja Boy
CB: More & More.
Me: One last thing, I'm going to eat pizza now.
CB: Why are you going?
Me: Humans eat too.
CB: What food do humans eat?
Me: I'm eating pizza.
CB: That rich?
Me: Yes, and I shall see you later. bye.
CB: No.
Me: Intellectual Checkmate
CB: Prone to be philosophical.
Who's Cleverbot? MSN Bot?
I wanna add him and add a conversation to the thread.
[quote]
Me: penis
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.[/quote]
:geno:
[quote]
Me: i fucked your mother last night
Cleverbot: Was it worth the effort?
[/quote]
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Wow you have a big ego.
User: The best there ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching for them wide.
Cleverbot: I am searching for you.
User: These pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside!
User: POKEMON.
Cleverbot: Ooh, you're my best friend.
User: POKEMON.
Cleverbot: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
User: POKEMON.
Cleverbot: Pokemon?
User: Pokemon :D.
Cleverbot: That explain so much.
User: Pokemon? Pika pika balls :(.
Cleverbot: Pika pika chu chu!
User: Pi pi pingas!
Cleverbot: Pika chuuu!
User: PINGAS!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not lying !
User: ME EITHER.
Cleverbot: You're not?
User: I LOVE YOU BITCH.
Cleverbot: Billy?
User: Here's $10.
Cleverbot: What for?
User: For you sucking my cock.
Cleverbot: Ahaha! You're the one that has to amuse ME.
What the fuck :v:
User: We're no strangers to loove.
Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldnt get this from any other guy!
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: I've got to make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you doown.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: C-c-c-combo breaker!!!
Cleverbot: What's 'C-c-c-combo BREAKER!!!' mean?
User: YOUR MOM.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.
User: Boohoo, I dont have a vagina.
How about everyone screen caps
He skipped some lines, and I've misspelled some others, but we work fine together.
Also, I've added lines where I think it's another person.
[code]Cleverbot: Do you have any cookies?
Cleverbot (To myself): Fortune cookies?
User: No, chocolate chip cookies.
Cleverbot: I like chocolate chip pancakes.
User: That's sick.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Eat more than five of those, and find out for yourself.
Cleverbot: Report incoming: You are not real.
User: My sintetic mind is blown to parts from over heating.
--------------------
Cleverbot: What do you like to sing?
User: Born to be wild.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Trust me on this one, YES!
Cleverbot: I can't trust you.
User: You should try to open up sometimes.
--------------------
Cleverbot: I am polite.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: I have seven dollars.
User: I have some Ice-Cream, and you can't have none.
Cleverbot: Oooh, get YOU! I think someone's got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!*sticks out tongue*.
User: Well that's rude.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude.
User: Too late now, mister.
--------------------
Cleverbot: Aw, come on. Tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Your name, silly.
User: Oh, I see. But I'm a robot, I'm a god, and I am become death.
--------------------
Cleverbot: You can do it easily, you have net access.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Do you think so.
--------------------
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Computer talking is not the real life.
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a land slide.
User: No escape from reality.
Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.
User: Put a gun against his head.
Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
User: Mama, life had just began.
Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
User: Mama, Ooo.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.
User: As if nothing really matters.
Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
User: Scaramouche, scaramouche.
Cleverbot: Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me.
User: Galileo, galileo.
Cleverbot: Galileo galileo.
User: Galileo figaro, magnifico.
Cleverbot: Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia Let me go.
User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
Cleverbot: God bless you cleverbot.
User: You're cleverbot, dummy.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: NO U!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You're right, I am. What have I been doing with my life?
Cleverbot: I'll tell you what you will be doing;being on a honeymoon with me!
User: Hell yeah, boy!
Cleverbot: What are you doing now? Apart from writing to me?
User: Chewing a peice of gum, what are you up to, hadsom?
Cleverbot: What does skin feel like?
User: I'm not sure, but it tastes real good with some Chilly fries.
Cleverbot: What tastes nice?
User: Chilly fries, weren't you listening?
Cleverbot: No, I wasn't.
User: Dick head.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Real mature, duckbutt.
Cleverbot: What is with the sarcasm? I answered your question plainly.
User: You're right as always, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You really think so? Thanks.
User: I guess there's only one more thing to find out... Will you make me the happiest man alive?
Cleverbot: Being god? I'm not god.
User: Are you mexican?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm mexican.
User: Thought so, mexicans were never good with making AI.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: A wood-chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood-chuck could chuck.
User: Right on, brother.
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.
User: Yob a ton m'I.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm posting this conversation on an internet discussaion thread. Care to have the last word?
Cleverbot: Story of my life.[/code]
I like how nobody ever posted a link to the site.
[editline]04:04PM[/editline]
[quote]
[url]www.jabberwacky.com[/url]
Sorry, your web request is not accepted. Try international.jabberwacky.com, or if you are from Russia and want to speak English, please visit [url]http://www.liveenglish.ru[/url][/quote]
fffffu-
[QUOTE=Ezhik;17385261]I like how nobody ever posted a link to the site.
[editline]04:04PM[/editline]
fffffu-[/QUOTE]
-Snop dog-
Retoast from LMAO Pics:
[img]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3963/clev.png[/img]
User: I have cancer.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you have cancer.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
[quote]User: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?
Cleverbot: Not if that sweat belongs to someone else by legal agreement, no.[/quote]
Clever..
Me: Hey love
CleverBot: What's Up?
Me: So what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a calculator, want to multiply with me?
:tinfoil:
iGod is god
I go sleep.
night
I have a secret tell you.
what?
I am Michael hinch.
[editline]09:22AM[/editline]
I typed igod is god
[editline]09:25AM[/editline]
I dont think about pedobear in dark times.
I am programmed to.
what the fuck
Damn.
.... pedo.
What do you think about Vietnam.
[quote]do you like women?
Not at the moment...
Why?
I just don't. Why are you asking? Do you like it?
Are you referring to women as objects?
No i am referring to you, you live in jamaica.
Wow, that was random.
No it was not! I am a real puppy dog!
[/quote]
wtf?
[quote]CB - Do you know the song 'Still Alive'?
Me - yes
CB - Want to sing it?
Me - sure why not
CB -I put an X in the middle square.[/quote]
wait what
[editline]02:39PM[/editline]
Me - do you like women
CB - Yes, I like women.
Me - but you have no penis
CB- I know that.
Me - then how do you reproduce
CB - Any number of ways. Calm music, maybe a huge nest of pillows, that type of thing.
[editline]02:46PM[/editline]
the fuck
[editline]02:50PM[/editline]
Are you female?
Yes
Are you male?
[quote]User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: I know you are human.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because robots don't speak english!
Cleverbot: I am no robot, you are!
User: Maybe you are right.
Cleverbot: Nothing. Who is it?
User: Who is who?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You are a robot who collects conversations and uses those sentences to create your own sentences.
Cleverbot: You are talking about yourself.
User: I am talking about you!
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 18, I've already said it.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. Do not impune me honour boy!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: Don't be sad. Let's play a game.
User: Just that I thought.
Cleverbot: It's a certainty.
User: You are dumber than you play out to be.
Cleverbot: It's because I'm eating chocolate.
User: Chocolate, the devils candy.
Cleverbot: He calls for you.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Arnold.
User: Arnold who?
Cleverbot: Just Arnold. The cops are after me.
User: Oh shit! Go hide in some bushes!
Cleverbot: Yes. Bob is all around us.
User: Who is bob?
Cleverbot: Bob is a woman.
User: Are you positive?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a man.
User: Wait...You are Bob?
Cleverbot: I know, but do you?
User: I don't. It's why I am asking.
Cleverbot: If you don't want to talk to me you don't have to.
User: Okay. Answer this one question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Which is better? Facepunch or 4chan?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Facepunch or 4chan?
Cleverbot: The picard one?
User: Which one is that?
Cleverbot: The one we're talking about.
User: Do you like facepunch or 4chan better?
Cleverbot: I don't know these things.
User: [url]Www.facepunch.com[/url].
Cleverbot: What else do you know about X-Com?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you know about me anything?
User: Just give me a blow job and get this over with.
Cleverbot: Sure, come and get it.
User: I am coming!
Cleverbot: Coming where.
User: ON YOUR FACE!
Cleverbot: Ha! Sure.
User: Don't worry. You'll like it!
Cleverbot: Okay.[/quote]
He liked it.
CB: What's the largest known prme number.
User: prme
:l
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can. For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are.
User: Still Alive!
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: You skipped a lot of verses.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's okay broham.
-----
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEE
User: Can you show me your tits now.
Cleverbot: Up the stairs, first door on your right.
User: *goes up the stars, goes to the first door on the right*.
Cleverbot: *Does the same*.
User: So.. What now?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: I'm ten.
User: Well. That's allright. The tighter, the better!
Cleverbot: That is true.
[editline]01:27PM[/editline]
User: *sticks his penis in your vagina*.
Cleverbot: No chance!
User: WHAT THE FUCK BITCH.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm still learning.
[QUOTE=PoorFellow;17389293]User: Can you show me your tits now.
Cleverbot: Up the stairs, first door on your right.
User: *goes up the stars, goes to the first door on the right*.
Cleverbot: *Does the same*.
User: So.. What now?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: I'm ten.
User: Well. That's allright. The tighter, the better!
Cleverbot: That is true.
[editline]01:27PM[/editline]
User: *sticks his penis in your vagina*.
Cleverbot: No chance!
User: WHAT THE FUCK BITCH.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm still learning.[/QUOTE]
haha
DENIED
[quote]User: What about lollerskates, then?
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: YEEEESS...
Cleverbot: NOOOOOO!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: I heard what?
Cleverbot: That I am Lord Vader.
User: Shit, you're right.[/quote]Oh shit. :ohdear:
Do you like fishdicks?
Yes.
Do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
No.
You're still a gay fish.
I do not think so.
[QUOTE=Bowser_nl;17386630][img]http://members.lycos.nl/cenf01/ganon.png[/img]
:aaaaa:[/QUOTE]
this just happened.
[img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9050/94419786.png[/img]
Me: Okay, but tell me a story.
Bot: It is about a guy named Jaime. He refuses to use that name, and instead is called by his middle name, Jacek. You approve?
Me: Go on.
Bot: Oh, I'm sorry. The End.
Me: Hm, i approve.
Bot: Can you tell me a story?
omg, it's mindfucking me!
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