It can be any type of stupid, i'll start.
"Black people bring this onto themselves, maybe if they didnt commit so many crimes then this wouldn't happen to them."
"Did you know that if there was no such thing as light, we wouldn't be able to see."
Followed by:
"Yeah, but our eyes would adjust to the darkness."
"I always thought clouds were just factory smoke or something."
My friend thought it would be a good idea to make a 50 cal bullet with a coil in it and use that to wirelessly transmit electricity to melt tanks.
text message
"when do you wanna come and bang"
"*hang"
"that too"
"It's always Wednesday somewhere."
my friend hates being called a bandwagon, he says he likes odd future. at one point i play him tyler the creator - yonkers
"is this an earl sweatshirt song?"
During a D&D game, one of the players (who naturally is a bit on the...dumber side) said while our characters were eating; "WE SHALL DINE ON FEAST!"
We all looked at him and laughed our asses off. It's been an in-game joke now since he's left.
friend: "is watercooling where you pour water over your components?"
me: "it does what it says on the box"
friend: "does it come in a box??"
"Sponges in ocean don't exist"
is what I got when I told them that the idea of Spongebob originates from an actual sponge.
"You can't be racist to white people [B]because they are perfect already.[/B]"
:unimpressed:
"Don't drink water, it just makes you hotter."
[QUOTE=Linkuya;50868703]"You can't be racist to white people [B]because they are perfect already.[/B]"
:unimpressed:[/QUOTE]
How do you go from insulting white people to insulting every other race in just one sentence?
A friend of mine once thought that the old loony toon characters "tweety, bugs bunny, etc" were created originally for Space Jam.
"Is the Toyota FJ Cruiser as fast a Nissan GT-R?"
Fucking moron left the whole room facepalming.
"i don't trust that guy, he has letters in his name"
[QUOTE=xZippy;50869489]"Don't drink water, it just makes you hotter."[/QUOTE]
when it comes to spicy foods, drinking water doesn't do anything to aid with the heat, which is why people opt for milk instead as it is much more effective
so technically, that isn't even wrong
"You can't build a server from gaming hardware, you have to use server hardware for that"
:smile:
"Japan is in the European union, right?"
:what:
[QUOTE=kilerabv;50878414]"Japan is in the European union, right?"
:what:[/QUOTE]
Maybe... they confused it with the League of nations?
Maybe....
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50878357]so technically, that isn't even wrong[/QUOTE]
Uh yeah, the quote was actually in the context of being dragged through the desert. Literally.
[QUOTE=xZippy;50880626]Uh yeah, the quote was actually in the context of being dragged through the desert. Literally.[/QUOTE]
oh, well, in that case in a desert you want to drink hot drinks because cold drinks simply evaporate
"MARIJUANA IS DEADLY AND CAN KILL!!!" T_T
*goes to the pub every night*
Yeah, sure thing :v:
"isnt Styrofoam just plastic injected with drugs?"
"Let's take heroin."
Bastard
"Whenever you get in trouble with the police, just run, they can't put you in prison if you aren't there."
"Argentina's in the Middle East, right?"
"mario kart is the only racing sim anyone cares about"
There wasn't a hint of sarcasm. I even double checked.
[QUOTE=Nick Mason;50881833]"mario kart is the only racing sim anyone cares about"
There wasn't a hint of sarcasm. I even double checked.[/QUOTE]
Did you [i]triple[/i] check? These are things you need to be very sure of.
"Is Saint Joseph a saint?"
They're currently in medical school.
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