So I had an idea for a really good sundae...
1)Take 2 cups chocolate ice cream
2)Add 3 tbsp peanut butter
3)Crush some reese's peanut butter cups into it
4)Pour some of that chocolate shell syrup onto it and swirl gently
This makes a delicious Reese's sundae that nobody can resist.
Got any good ice cream recipes facepunch?
This is facepunch...
We don't invent, we just microwave.
:sigh:
cum in an ice tray
ingredients: 1 gallon Blue Bell Ice Cream
1)take the ice cream
2)scoop out some of the ice cream
3)eat the ice cream
toppings are lame
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;17505692]cum in an ice tray[/QUOTE]
Your cum in my ice tray.
1) Go to store
2) Buy icecream
3) :smug:
[QUOTE=<VET>Jasper;17505694]ingredients: 1 gallon Blue Bell Ice Cream
1)take the ice cream
2)scoop out some of the ice cream
3)eat the ice cream
toppings are lame[/QUOTE]I was going to post the exact same thing but I decided against it. :downs:
I remember I wanted to make ice cream but I didn't know how so I put milk in a cup and froze it, and proceeded to pour Root Beer into it for some more taste.
shit was boss
I call it chocolate suprise...
1) Take a bottle of horse laxatives.
2) Grab a bowl
3) Grab any type of ice cream
4) Scoop that shit out with your hand...don't use a scooper...just your hand.
5) Wait till you feel the thunder from down under and than rip off your pants
6) Stand over your bowl of ice cream
7) Let the shitty load seep through your underwear into your bowl
8) NOW EAT DAT SHIT...
That's why I call it chocolate surprise...
What makes it even more of a surprise is if you eat [B]ALOT[/B] of corn.
If I just feel the smell of peanut butter, I instantly gag.
[QUOTE=Oscar_SP;17506101]If I just feel the smell of peanut butter, I instantly gag.[/QUOTE]
if I just feel the smell
[QUOTE=Tyvak;17506235]if I just feel the smell[/QUOTE]
If I just smell the feel
Nitrogen and cream.
Go and have fun
Chocolate/vanilla twist with peanut butter sauce.
Poop covered in pee with sprinkles.
Store brand ice cream + jam + crushed up peanuts + cereal.
Mix it.
1) Scoop ice cream and put into bowl
2) Murder your girlfriend (Or sister)
3) Put the blood in a jar
4) Put the blood on the ice cream
5) :smug:
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;17507737]1) Scoop ice cream and put into bowl
2) Murder your girlfriend (Or sister)
3) Put the blood in a jar
4) Put the blood on the ice cream
5) :smug:[/QUOTE]
Why does the blood have to go in a jar first?
Mixes up the ingredients in the blood for a better fresh taste.
Just like shaking up chocolate milk
blue bell home made vanilla
place on spoon
shove spoon in mouth
ice cream accomplished
1) Get megaphone
2) Yell "MOM GET ME SOME DAMN ICE CREAM"
3) Wait (play a game if you'd like)
4) Get ice cream
OPTIONAL:
5) Yell "MOM THERE'S NO SPRINKLES\WHIPPED CREAM\TOPPING OF CHOICE HERE"
6) Give back bowl
7) Wait more
8) Get ice cream with the topping of choice.
