Finish the Story! - General

Try to keep it going as much as you can! Ill start it off. I was walking to the supermarket when ... *sigh I can already see this turning into a hardcore rape story -.- Edit: Keep it realistic. No bullshit and nothing fictional.

I noticed I forgot my wallet ...

but then I remembered I threw it away because it was shit ...

So I walked home, and really hoped that this thread doesn't turn into a 'then I got raped, then I got raped,' thread...

Couden't find my keys, I went down to downtown Detroit to buy a new wallet...

When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood.

... when suddenly I noticed my pants had a brown stain on them...

So I walked the other way, when a couple of pothead teenagers offered me a free ounce of strain.

Being privy to this sort of thing, I asked if they were cops, they said no, so kicked one of them in the shin and broke the others arm because you can never trust cops, then I ran off into a nearby alley because I heard sirens...

then I got raped

luckily I was able to defend myself with my training of MMA, and was only barely touched.

But a headcrab came out of nowhere and landed on your head.

Ignore the above post and keep going. It has to be realistic -.-

Makes it kinda unfun, but fine, have it your way. Then I went to the movie theater and bought a ticket to the Avengers from a shady man in a jacket and scarf. [B]Edit[/B] Also, here's a tip: Try to get all you can in the OP and think about what you want in the thread. Shoving in rules at the last minute "oh you cant do that dummy" is a dick move. Please try to remember that.

so I grabbed the headcrab by its legs and started chewing on its head until I got to its brain fuckshit ninja

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35985576] [B]Edit[/B] Also, here's a tip: Try to get all you can in the OP and think about what you want in the thread. Shoving in rules at the last minute "oh you cant do that dummy" is a dick move. Please try to remember that.[/QUOTE] yeah you're right. I just don't want flying ponies and shit. Anyways, So I went into the theater and took a seat.

But a really fat, smelly guy took a seat right in front of me, and I couldn't see the movie.

I got up to change my seat, but my phone rang. So I stepped outside and when I answered it was ..

...my girlfriend, who said I was late for dinner with her parents. Oh shit.

I flew out the door as quick in a flash. Jumping into my car and bolting down the road...when i realized...

That I'm a stegosaurus.

Suddenly, Turok appeared!

I beat Turok to death with my stegosaurus feet and proceed to walk into a device that made me into a human again.

but he accidentally flipped the switch from Male too Female.

then I got raped

By RayWilliamJohnson

Who shot himself, splattering his blood on my face, which caused me to...

Turn into a vampire. I then...

...Get raped by a headcrab that came out of nowhere.

But it turns into a fairy who can't speak English.