[del]Rampant Conspiracy Thread[/del] I Know The Truth About September 11th
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Most people believe that the planes that crashed into the world trade center were piloted by terrorists.
This assumption is false. Allow me to open your eyes.
As we all know, the planes were hijacked and were crashed into the buildings. What may seem like a normal act of terrorism is actually likely something much deeper. How do I know this? This isn't the first time that an American transportation vessel transporting civilians has crashed. Another disaster happened, in the days before airlines, [U]before air-travel[/U].
That's right. I'm referring of course to:
[B]The Titanic[/B]
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It's common knowledge that this vessel sank because it collided with an iceberg. It's assumed that the crew that was piloting the boat did not see the iceberg until it was too late. But has anyone ever considered that the people piloting the ship at the point of impact [U]wasn't the crew at all?[/U]
Who's to say that The RMS Titanic was not hijacked also? Not by terrorists from the middle east, but by an organization rooted in the ocean itself.
What connection can we make with icebergs? What lives on icebergs? [U]Penguins[/U]
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It is a real possibility that the penguins were angered by the human race entering their domain, and that they have been plotting to overthrow us ever since we trespassed on their hallowed waters. The enraged creatures likely took action, boarding the RMS Titanic and gaining access to its controls. From that point, it was just a matter of grounding the massive boat onto the penguins' mainland: [U]The Icebergs[/U]
What am I getting at? I'm saying that the penguins haven't given up. They weren't going to stop at boats, they went on to commit the hijacking we know as 9/11. The Penguins' attacks are growing stronger with each strike, but they've managed to retain maximum subtlety throughout all the years.
Now, in the year 2014, I believe the Penguins have struck again. Lately, there has been a lot of discussion surrounding the weather phenomenon known as:
[B]The Polar Vortex[/B]
The Penguins no longer have to resort to bringing the fight to us, they can send their frigid temperatures across the vast expanse of the Earth's surface.
They've somehow learned of a way to bend nature to their will. It can only be speculated at this point exactly [I]how[/I] they have managed to do this.
Weather Machines perhaps? It's a mystery. The only thing I know for sure, is that the Penguins must be stopped. We have only one weapon.
The one way we can keep them from wiping us out:
[B]Global Warming.[/B]
Some people say we must stop this theory from coming true, when in reality it is the only hope for our survival as a species.
So spread the word, encourage the use of fossil fuels. Don't wait until it's too late.
[I][U][B]The evidence is all there, you have to choose on whether to act.[/B][/U][/I]
So what you're saying is, the Titanic sinking caused terrorist penguins?
Get Alex Jones on a secure phone immediately
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;44048002]Global warming causes cancer.[/QUOTE]
Stop spreading your mainstream lies, reptilian scum!
Cancer actually causes global warming!!
[QUOTE=Bradyns;44048361]Stop spreading your mainstream lies, reptilian scum!
Cancer actually causes global warming!![/QUOTE]
Then... What you're saying is...
Cancer... a great threat to human lives.... is actually.... OUR GREATEST ALLY AGAINST THE PENGUIN SCUM?!
Video games obviously caused 9/11. 9+11=13. 13 is an unlucky number associated with evil. What is corrupting children? Video games. This can be proven by examining Grand Theft Auto, a game series that lets players pilot planes and crash them. Still not convinced? The Arma games feature planes and cities. But why would video games want to hurt America? They knew if they could created a scapegoat like the Middle East they could have an entirely new group of villains now that Cold War Russian hating is phasing out of style. How can we stop this? We can't.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;44048361]Stop spreading your mainstream lies, reptilian scum!
Cancer actually causes global warming!![/QUOTE]
Great news, everyone! I've discovered the cure for cancer!
[I]Destroying the Ozone layer![/I]
i did 9/11
[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;44048831]i did 9/11[/QUOTE]
You are video games?
If penguins have become weather wizards, we may have to ally ourselves with known arctic predators such as the Polar Bears. We will also need to place animal activists, nature document crews, and Morgan Freeman into work camps. These types of people are clearly sympathizers to the anti-American views of the communist/anarchist/fascist penguins.
9/11 couldn't have been an inside job -- the planes came in from the outside
checkm8 foilheads
jews are behind all missing children and grind them up into hamboigah for the white race to eat oy vey
I believe that the earth will turn into da moon.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;44048195]Get Alex Jones on a secure phone immediately[/QUOTE]
I find it funny that Alex Jones himself is a conspiracy, people think he's Bill Hicks' new identity
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Jews are responsible for all struggles and problems I face in life and there are many communities of likeminded people who help me in the fight against the Jew.
I just typed into google "Are there other retards like me?" and before I knew it, I was in friendly communities of my Aryan brothers.
anime is corrupting our youth
[QUOTE=Nightscout;44047972]It is a real possibility that the penguins were angered by the human race entering their domain, and that they have been plotting to overthrow us ever since we trespassed on their hallowed waters. The enraged creatures likely took action, boarding the RMS Titanic and gaining access to its controls. From that point, it was just a matter of grounding the massive boat onto the penguins' mainland: [U]The Icebergs[/U]
What am I getting at? I'm saying that the penguins haven't given up. They weren't going to stop at boats, they went on to commit the hijacking we know as 9/11. The Penguins' attacks are growing stronger with each strike, but they've managed to retain maximum subtlety throughout all the years.
Now, in the year 2014, I believe the Penguins have struck again. Lately, there has been a lot of discussion surrounding the weather phenomenon known as:
[B]The Polar Vortex[/B]
The Penguins no longer have to resort to bringing the fight to us, they can send their frigid temperatures across the vast expanse of the Earth's surface.[/QUOTE]
Penguins are from the southern hemisphere, not the northern where the Titanic sank so it wasn't encroaching on their territory.
Everything else seems fine though.
[QUOTE=Ziks;44054794]Penguins are from the southern hemisphere, not the northern.[/QUOTE]
[i]That's what they want you to think![/i]
Girls dont poop.
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;44055849]Girls dont poop.[/QUOTE]
this is a conspiracy thread, not a fact thread
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