Corrupt a wish v. ⑨ - General

You know the drill. I wish Mass Effect 2's alternate appearance pack 2 would have an HECU vest for Shepard, as well as tophats and monocles for everyone (including Legion).

Your wish is granted. I wish for true love :3:

It is a clone of yourself. I wish a british accent.

Damnit. The accent grants you a monocle:buddy: I wish for a stovepipe.

You get a pipestove. I wish for episode 3

Granted, it sucks. I wish for one million dollars in my high-security savings account.

Granted, but Episode 3 fell short of the expectations that were built up throughout the years. I wish I had a Commander Shepard costume to use in conventions and Halloween.

You get killed by a throwing knife. I wish for infinity

You die for infinity. I want to know everything

Wish granted, but you also know exactly when you die I wish for money

Granted, but it's monopoly money. I wish for Dead Rising 2, the full game, completely free forever, in working order forever.

It's in Arabic. I wish for a hamburger.

It's from McDonald's. Eye wish eye was te STRONGEST of all of Gensokyo.

Your lack of language makes your wish not valid. Press 5 to try again I wish i will get a triple kill in Medal of honor today.

Granted, but the highest ranking player repeatedly kills you. I wish I had a 70cm Cirno plush.

Granted, its in pieces. I wish for a grain of sand.

Your grain of sand will appear on top of your head. Only it's not a grain of sand. It's a 70cm Cirno plush. Made of ice. I wish to live in Gensokyo.

Granted, but you are now an under-aged girl getting swarmed by projectile spam and laser rape. I wish I had a personal soundtrack mainly consisting of the Mass Effect soundtracks.

Granted, you choke on your own dick. I wish for a shiny penny.

Granted, but you are forever poor. I wish that the one thing I treasured most in life didn't get taken away from me, when the only thing I could do was to watch

Granted, but the wish is somehow corrupted and it is taken away from you anyway I wish I was a muffin

It's a poisonous muffin infested with worms and cockroaches! I wish for world peace.

World peace is impossible if mankind has conflicting opinions. I want a California roll

That's too bad. I wish for better internet.

[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;25420146]That's too bad. I wish for better internet.[/QUOTE] Granted, but your computer is a stone. I wish for a wish/

Granted, but it was a death wish. I wish some of the better members from the old days made a comeback.

They do, in the form of horrific user-eating zombies! I wish I lived in the north of Europe or Canada.

granted, but you realize how bad it sucks living there. I wish FP had an orgy.

Granted. FP all cums on you I wish i was garry

-snip, ninja'd :ninja:-