I'm destroying my old calculator! Post your requests! - General

Well my ol' calculator has run through it's time of usage. And I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions on how I should demolish it. Here is a pic of it, as you can see it isn't very usable: [url]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2331/sstuff007.jpg[/url] Post what you think I should do with it. I have a shed full of destructive shit like stapler guns, hammers, knifes, wrenchs, nails, ect. If you're lucky (and I like your post enough) I may just pick yours! Oh, and if you don't get picked on the first try, I'm going to be doing multiple posts so if I do something to it, and it isn't yours, you still have a chance! :buddy: So get crackin' on some ideas. :dance: [B]First:[/B] [QUOTE=NanoXax67;21353611]I don't know, but I just thought this one was the most original and it won't completely destroy it. (So I can do other dastardly things to it.) The Sledgehammer: [url]http://img265.imageshack.us/i/sstuff008.jpg/[/url] Aftermath: [url]http://img16.imageshack.us/i/sstuff011.jpg/[/url] [url]http://img52.imageshack.us/i/sstuff010.jpg/[/url] [url]http://img215.imageshack.us/i/sstuff009.jpg/[/url][/QUOTE] [B]Second:[/B] [QUOTE=NanoXax67;21355479]I got a [B]lot[/B] of power tool requests. Soooooo: Toolz: [url]http://img543.imageshack.us/i/sstuff012.jpg/[/url] Aftermath: [url]http://img714.imageshack.us/i/sstuff014.jpg/[/url] [url]http://img693.imageshack.us/i/sstuff013.jpg/[/url] [url]http://img718.imageshack.us/i/sstuff015.jpg/[/url][/QUOTE]

That's a funny calculator you've got there. Toss it in the air and kick it. Safety shoes/boots optional. Did this with an old monitor. Worked for that, should work for you too.

Hit it with a sledgehammer [editline]A[/editline] And then light it up, then hit it again with the sledgehammer.

Yah sorry bout that. That was my last copy pasta. >.>

throw at ceiling catch with face

Use some powertool

burn it

Burn with lighter and deodorant

Use a lawnmower.

Put it in a plastic baggy, fill the bag with gunpowder. Light it. Run.

Microwave it

But to be safe, I would advise against this one. xeo xeo broke my auto merge

Blender.

[QUOTE=Jobby;21352239]Blender.[/QUOTE] Will it blend ? :ohdear:

Barbeque!

Get an m80. or a fire cracker. Drill a hole in the center, put the m80(firecracker) in the hole. Drench the thing in lighter fluid, light the m80. Hopefully it will explode and the remains will catch on fire. OR Put like 15 nails into laid out in a grid pattern then using a sledge hammer nail all them, and the calculator, to a tree off the side of a road. So people can see it as they drive. And they wont want to put the time into removing all of those nails.

Drill a hole on each corner of the screen. After doing so, put a .22 cartridge with the bullets taken out and the shell crimped (use blanks if you have them) into each hole to plug them up. After drilling a tiny hole into each shell (careful not to hit the primer), send a small copper wire connected to a battery through said hole with a switch for the battery. If done right (and if my theory is correct) you will have yourself a small explosive. You could use different nail bits depending on which caliber you wanted to use. Now comes the next part: After the screen is destroyed from the explosive, unhook all over your materials and get to your nearest vice grip. The kind that connects to the table. Then, take a handsaw, and cut the calculator in half. This will make the next part a whole lot easier. Take out all of the circuitry in the calculator and incinerate it/smash with hammer or whatever you want. Then take the battery from the explosive, and some other batteries and cut them in half, careful not to spill battery acid. Pour battery acid into the whole where the circuit board once was, just to fuck it up. Then, take a piece of tape, and block off the battery acid, as to not spill it in this next part. Take several fireworks (fountains preferably) and cut them in half. If you find brownish orange stuff, careful not to get it in the mixture. It's called clay, and the only thing it will do is mess up the explosion. Only extract the black material from the fountain, and pour this into the calculator. Drill a small hole on the face of the calculator to place a fuse. Do the same with the other side that you have cut in half. Get another fuse, and intertwine it with the other one, making one fuse. Put back together with glue, take it outside, and light it. Should be fun. [B]Edit:[/B] Probably won't work, I wouldn't try it. Just hit it with a sledgehammer or something.

give it to me

OMG its a TI one keep it

Punch a hole in it and rape it Then throw it at a hooker and shoot them both Use it to choke the CIA, take their guns, and kill everyone in the white house except the president, you hold him hostage. When you get the money, make an army of super robot soldiers and take over the world! Or if they refuse, kill him and send a shockwave of sadness...or happyness (depending on the person)

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21352274]Will it blend ? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] *cough* Calculator smoke!

Toss it into a bucket of gasoline and light it up. Burn, baby, burn.

drive over it with a car. If you can't, put it behind the wheel on the ground the next time your mum or dad drives out of the driveway. [editline]07:21AM[/editline] Or.... bury it in your backyard, and thank it for helping you through thousands on math problems.

Smash it with a hammer. Warface and crazed yelling is optional.

Hit a nail through it. |: )

Put a bayonet on a shotgun, stab it with the bayonet, then blow it away with the shotgun.

Don't break it. It is still fun! Instead, try to type 80085. Laugh at your results. Oh it's broken -_- Hack it for its Solar Panel

First: drill through the screen with a small drill bit Second: pour gasoline on it and light it Third: run over it ...and fourth: bring the aftermath to staples and say that you "accidentally" broke it Be sure to make a video of Staples' reaction

Dip it in muriatic acid.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;21353321]Put a bayonet on a shotgun, stab it with the bayonet, then blow it away with the shotgun.[/QUOTE] Is that you, brother? On Topic: Surround it with firecrackers and light them.