Post your worst fapping experiences. (MS paint is a bonus) - General

We had a thread like this before, I thought it was full of hilarity. So can we have it again please? My contribution, Put in media box for length. [media][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/best_fap_ever_-_facepunch_version.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/media] True story... :smith:

So how did they take it? Also, never been caught. I take steps.

That's a brilliant story OP, hope you recovered ok! (Both mentally and physically)

HAHAHHAHAHAAHA /c

Get an office chair.

Good thing you didn't have your older sister catching you jerking off or else things would of gotten wierder, and you don't have a older sister now do you.

[QUOTE=Cookie53;28550862]Good thing you didn't have your older sister catching you jerking off or else things would of gotten wierder. and you don't have a older sister now do you.[/QUOTE] Well if OP was Patcher it would just get sexier

[QUOTE=myalt22;28550347]So how did they take it? Also, never been caught. I take steps.[/QUOTE] They laughed at me for 5 mins before they realised my arm was seriously bad. Then they took me to hospital, and just said I fell off the chair backwards, then laughed at me for weeks after. My parents are so awesome. :v: [QUOTE=Kamrua;28550820]Get an office chair.[/QUOTE] Oh I have one now, I'm alot more careful, never had any other... [b][i]incidents...[/i][/b] [QUOTE=Cookie53;28550862]Good thing you didn't have your older sister catching you jerking off or else things would of gotten wierder, and you don't have a older sister now do you.[/QUOTE] I have an older sister, just my parents caught me though cause my sister was out and so was my brother. Post your storys guys!

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28550921]Well if OP was Patcher it would just get sexier[/QUOTE] I still feel terrible for having made that thread... [editline]11th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;28551870]They laughed at me for 5 mins before they realised my arm was seriously bad. Then they took me to hospital, and just said I fell off the chair backwards, then laughed at me for weeks after.[/QUOTE] Well, at least the took in good humor. It could have been worse

My older sister Told me to do something while i was fapping she then came into the room first she didn't bother to see wtf was going on then all of a sudden i had to tell her then she just bolted out of the room since, really it wasn't that bad it was the ONLY TIME i caught in middle of it.

Room was completely dark, and I was going on with my business, when out of nowhere the fucking cat jumps up on my lap. I panicked, but managed to contain my load.

[QUOTE=Carne;28552234]Room was completely dark, and I was going on with my business, when out of nowhere the fucking cat jumps up on my lap. I panicked, but managed to contain my load.[/QUOTE] [img]http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4848772/NOTHING-WITHIN-ARMS-REACH-TO-CLEAN-UP-AFTER-FAPPING-WIPE-CUM-OFF-ON-CAT.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Foul-Bachelor-Frog[/img]

These were mine from the first thread: [img]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3900/fap2.jpg[/img] [img]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/91/fapq.jpg[/img]

one day i was fapping completely nude on my bed and my little sister walks in then shouts "what are you doing" i gets up calmly walk past her to my bathroom turn on the shower and get in she then walks out and i proceed with my bizness.

[QUOTE=myalt22;28550347] Also, never been caught. I take steps.[/QUOTE] x2 I feel like I'm Dexter when I delete my browser history.

[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;28561247]one day i was fapping completely nude on my bed and my little sister walks in then shouts "what are you doing" i gets up calmly walk past her to my bathroom turn on the shower and get in she then walks out and i proceed with my bizness.[/QUOTE] How little. [editline]13th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=torero;28561298]x2 I feel like I'm Dexter when I delete my browser history.[/QUOTE] I used to but now I don't give a fuck, I got porn all over the place.

I'm pretty careful when i'm fapping. That way i don't get caught. :v:

I've never had any bad fapping experiences :smug:

Cause you never fapped.

A jet of cum landed on my keyboard

[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;28562164]A jet of cum landed on my keyboard[/QUOTE] I still don't understand how people manage to do that so easily.

I was actually about to give fapping advice. WAHT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

[QUOTE=torero;28561298]x2 I feel like I'm Dexter when I delete my browser history.[/QUOTE] ctrl shift n for chrome, ctrl shift p for firefox iirc

[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;28562160]Cause you never fapped.[/QUOTE] That's right, i don't fap, i have sex :smug:

with your mum XD

I have to get a lock on my door.

Well I once jizzed so hard that I hit my face with cum. I just sat there shocked for about 10 seconds then burst out laughing.

Friend called me over, I arrived early. I have been told to let myself in rather than knock so for the first time I went against personal code and walked in. I was greeted with my friend furiously jerking it with his head tilted back, eyes closed. He then looked forward and saw me in the reflection. Rather than spazz out he slowly turns around in his chair, still jerking his dick, gives me a poker face and just finishes. I'll never walk in without knocking again.

[QUOTE=Aleister;28570418]Well I once jizzed so hard that I hit my face with cum. I just sat there shocked for about 10 seconds then burst out laughing.[/QUOTE] Prostate stimulation does that to you

Fapped for 3 years, never been near caught. iPod is awesome for fap, since alot of porn sites use mp4.