How do you hold your fork?

[DONK! 2x]

...how do you hold it?
for reference:

Pen
[t]http://i.imgur.com/xEN9nxp.jpg[/t]

Mouse
[t]http://i.imgur.com/83i8wED.jpg[/t]

Menacing
[t]http://i.imgur.com/UAfyGN3.jpg[/t]

[Atsuimono]

With my mouth

[sb27]

I jam one of the prongs as far as possible into my urethra, and then twist it around a bit

[Chris M]

it depends on what I'm eating

[Snowmew]

Stab things with mouse then eat them with pen.

[FunnyStarRunner]

Like a pen, but my fingers are far too close to the tines.

[gbtygfvyg]

A mix of menacing and pen.

[mikester112]

I personally prefer the Psycho;
[t]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/hand-holding-fork-21578129.jpg[/t]

[EmilyVasquez]

I hold my fork the way people in CS:GO hold their knives:
[t]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mAkED9e-4s0/hqdefault.jpg[/t]

[TheNickle]

I hold it in all sorts of ways
-
variety

[timz9]

I reel in all my food with a fork that's duct-taped to a fishing hook. Gives new meaning to the phrase "catching a bite to eat"

[Nachy]

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50044328]I hold my fork the way people in CS:GO hold their knives:
[t]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mAkED9e-4s0/hqdefault.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Erw93sXPE[/media]

[.Ducky]

Sigint was the straightman we needed in the wild word of MGS

[EmperorScorpious]

Like a pen as any civilized man would do, of course.

[gary spivey]

I stick a small fork into my nose, pick up the food with it and wiggle my nose to tilt the fork into my mouth

[maeZtro]

Menacingly or like a mouse. I twist the fork 180 degrees depending on what I'm eating, it's not economical to stab rice.

[yellowoboe]

What do you mean "hold?"
[t]http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/83154_large.jpg[/t]

[MintyMginty]

I hold it like a mouse for everything, I thought everyone did. What the fuck is the pen shit?

Now I have more proof I'm a special snowflake.

[Map in a box]

[QUOTE=MintyMginty;50046771]I hold it like a mouse for everything, I thought everyone did. What the fuck is the pen shit?

Now I have more proof I'm a special snowflake.[/QUOTE]

Do you click your food?

[Zenreon]

I use pen to scoop peas and mash potatoes, and I use mouse to hold and cut things like stake. I think I've used menacing for scooping occasionally as well.

Also, I have the fork in my right hand and the knife in my left.

[Aide]

I hold it with a hand. I'm curious what others hold it with.

[burgerdemon]

The menacingly option to be prepaired if an intruder situation appears

[The bird Woman]

Real scandinavians use their hands and face. When necessary, feet.

[Hanso]

I was made fun of last time I ate with my family for using the fork menacingly. I never even noticed how I held my fork until then.

[Zero Vector]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XVRgvIK.jpg[/IMG]

???

[Zyx]

Personally, I think this is a superior way to hold any cutlery:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/OkzNuJS.jpg[/img]

[Pot Hat]

I use a spork

[IMG]http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/spork.jpg[/IMG]

[RelaxedCreepr]

[QUOTE=Tophat;50057690]I use a spork

[IMG]http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/spork.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

but hw do u hold it???

Also forks are against my heritage

[LobsterPastry]

Wait, you guys use forks to eat? Next I suppose you're going to tell me you don't kill your meals before cooking them...

[sb27]

[QUOTE=LobsterPastry;50057882]Wait, you guys use forks to eat? Next I suppose you're going to tell me you don't kill your meals before cooking them...[/QUOTE]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I use my mouth to eat.