Enjoy the weird stoner logic / proverbs generated by [url=http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomSentence/RandomSentence.aspx]this gem[/url]
Personally I found this one really interesting
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"A presumed prayer floors the psychological machine"
Its suppose to generate simple sentences but I don't even understand half the shit it generates.
The hypocrisy disappoints an explosive object underneath the bundle.
"The courtesy cashes a sunshine."
I wish I knew about a website like this when I had to write poems in English class.
This would be a great mspaint/photoshop thread if done right. People would try to draw what the sentence is saying.
"The hysterical scum rockets her diagonal inside the caring bigotry."
[i]That sounded naughty.[/i]
"A distressing upstairs furthers a requisite preface".
under any scenario bubbles a spirit
"The conflict concerns a divorce."
Actually makes sense. Exactly what this sort of site is for. Easily use that as a jumping off point for a story.
"Any muck rests the hated outlook past the water."
wat
"The governor freezes."
Alright.
"A disaster whistles next to every competitor."
and
"How can every sustained vendor fudge a mere tray?"
How DOES one fudge a tray?
"The alternate shareholder features the inside biochemistry."
What?
The defined inertia frequents the primitive buffer.
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"The forbidden murder overlooks the goodbye."
The highway swims.
Yeah, makes perfect sense indeed.
I like this one too
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I got this, with both fields empty:
A distinguished warrant appears below the unsuitable castle. The trash graduates. The dreadful truth mentions the glossy mythology. Why does every trendy clock multiply? The western swims a cult.
'The trash graduates' made me laugh my ass off
The photocopy powders the opponent opposite a shaken hash.
[QUOTE=The golden;35898311]"Should the hotel behave?"
I should hope so.[/QUOTE]
That cracked me up.
"Our lighted variant plays with whatever young."
and
"Another soundtrack establishes the unconscious with the psychologist research."
Huh.
Vagina combats the brush. Vagina skirts an attack around another pretended disco. Behind penis bounces vagina. Does each parody dine beneath penis?
what...
"The address exists outside your fantasy!"
Far out, man.
Our recorder keeps his salary.
"A mild cheese malfunctions in a power."
"The sloppy performance progresses"
sounds like the drama performances at my school
The afternoon lust chops a desktop.
Her answering tutor awaits this axiom.
How will a mayor whistle?
A doctor breaks!
"A pushed criminal plays with whatever freeze."
Heh.
"The truncate boat introduces the thorough theory."
"A believer riots the coat."
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